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  • edited January 2010
    Although the exact origin of the word "sundae" is obscure, many people suggest that the Ice Cream Sundae was invented as an alternative to Ice Cream Sodas - which were seen as sinful - to be consumed on Sundays (that is, the Sabbath day). The spelling "sundae" is thought to be a way of avoiding offence - some devout religious people at the time would revere the word "Sunday" for its religious connotations and be offended to see it in the name of a type of ice cream.

    Why do Birds suddenly appear?
  • edited January 2010
    Because you keep coming near. Give me some space!

    Who shot JR?
  • edited January 2010
    A photographer!

    What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?
  • edited January 2010
    season 2

    Richard whats happening???
  • edited January 2010
    Puberty son, thats whats going on!

    What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
  • edited January 2010
    You lose one of your nine lives

    What would you do if you woke up one morning and everything on the left of your bedroom was now on the right and vice versa?
  • edited January 2010
    Get with the wrong foot out of bed.

    Can someone suggest me a question?
  • edited January 2010
    Not really.

    Can someone suggest him a question?
  • edited January 2010
    nope..

    When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?
  • edited January 2010
    It's closed, duh.

    Boond you like a monkey max bone, Grommit?
  • edited January 2010
    no

    would you like artificial butter on that popcorn?
  • edited January 2010
    No, but I'd like some popcorn on my artificial butter on my popcorn, and then Id like it inverted.

    Hello, may I have your bank account details?
  • edited January 2010
    Ok, Im having trouble remembering them, but they are very similar to yours, just give me your details and im sure it will help me remember them.

    Why am i so hungry?
  • edited January 2010
    Because the prizna in the parallel universe (known as anzirp) is stuffed to the brim.

    Do pelicans eat flies?
  • edited February 2010
    Only with SUPER SUGAR CRISP CEREAL (tm)
    "Can't get enough of that sugar crisp" - Homer Simpson

    Will Moths take over the world?
  • edited February 2010
    Yes. But their reign won't last very long. As soon as they discover space travel, they'll head for the sun and burn to death.


    How many roads must a man walk down?
  • edited February 2010
    42


    Why did you make me quote Douglas Adams?
  • edited February 2010
    Because it was mostly harmless.


    If the unicorns existed, would they be visible to us?
  • edited February 2010
    Only if you say cheese!

    Why does my television tint everything blue
  • edited February 2010
    because you forgot to turn off the Smurfs DVD.



    Why is the sky purple with neon pink poladots?
  • edited February 2010
    Because you were punched in the eye.

    Why am I posting:mad: if I am:D
  • edited February 2010
    You've got issues. Serious issues.

    Who will win the Winter Olympics?
  • edited February 2010
    Shadow the Hedgehog


    What's yur name
  • edited February 2010
    Uh... my name is...Pea...Tear...Griffin. Yeah Peter Griffin. OH CRAP!

    Where did I leave my wallet?
  • edited February 2010
    apparently in the hand of that shady looking guy


    How YOU doin'?
  • edited February 2010
    I'm doin.

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
  • edited February 2010
    Exactly 30. Try it out.

    Who exactly is the Walrus?
  • edited February 2010
    A: A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.

    Q: How many rabid chipmunks can you fit in your pants?
  • edited February 2010
    OVER 9000!!!!!

    what is the capital of washington DC
  • edited February 2010
    Amerika! The Southern one that is. Or India. I always get the two confused.

    What's the best remedy against noise-polution because there is a school in your neighbourhood?
  • edited February 2010
    Five tons of flax.

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  • edited February 2010
    African or European?

    Why doesn't anyone ever specify which swallow?
  • edited February 2010
    Because neither type could migrate while carrying a one pound coconut.

    If a tree falls in the forest and lands on your face such that the only appreciable use for your remains is to make a voodoo doll to torture your descendants with, does it make a sound?
  • edited February 2010
    Yes. It squeaks, thus there is sound.

    Would you kindly get down?
  • edited February 2010
    Fine

    Whats a pygmy marmoset
  • edited February 2010
    It's NOT a New World monkey native to the rain forest canopies of western Brazil, southeastern Colombia, eastern Ecuador, eastern Peru, and northern Bolivia. It is NOT one of the smallest primates, and the smallest true monkey, with its body length ranging from 14-to-16-centimeter (5.5 to 6.3 in) (excluding the 15-to-20-centimeter (5.9 to 7.9 in) tail).

    Instead, it's something else.

    What made deodorants?
  • edited February 2010
    people tired of their friends stinking up the place.


    Who will challenge me!
  • edited February 2010
    Good luck.

    I can has cheezburger?
  • edited February 2010
    Askin for foodz: ur doin it rong.

    Can he see or is he blind?
  • edited February 2010
    He can see in one eye but not the other.

    How many fingers am I holding up?
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