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  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited December 2009
    She sells she shells by the sea shore.

    Why do I keep posting in this thread?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    A: Same as me, Beacause we have no social live

    Q: Why Do Fools Fall In Love
  • wavefunctionwavefunction
    edited December 2009
    rocks like kicks.
    w00t pyiscs at end?
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited December 2009
    Tpravetz wrote: »
    Seven.


    Who does Santa always call me a hoe?

    Because santa has a speech impetiment

    Why must I watch ghostbusters?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    hey your the one who lost the bet

    does this look infected?
  • strobrostrobro
    edited December 2009
    yes.

    what does language mean?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    It's German for andy dick

    Why does tom cruise run in all his movies
  • Brian, Mighty PirateBrian, Mighty Pirate
    edited December 2009
    because he wants to break the sound barrier

    what is the secret of monkey island?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2009
    Nor Treblig

    Can I fire the missle at krypton now, sam?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    sure little buddy

    shark + trout = ????
  • TheNuclearReactorTheNuclearReactor
    edited December 2009
    Shark + Trout = 42, duh.


    Why is the rum always gone?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    CURSE YOU CAPTAIN MORGAN!!!

    What's the difference between Cap'n Crunch and Captain Crunch????
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited December 2009
    SamAndMaxFan188 wrote: »
    CURSE YOU CAPTAIN MORGAN!!!

    What's the difference between Cap'n Crunch and Captain Crunch????

    Obviously, one is the dumb younger brother.

    ---

    Why don't women pay attention to me?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    because all the hot ones have been snatched up

    When will be then be now????
  • Javi-Wan KenobiJavi-Wan Kenobi
    edited December 2009
    Soon!!!

    May I have a cookie?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    only if you finished your chores

    Is there another word that means the same as synonym?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited December 2009
    A:Your face.
    Q:Reppuken?
  • Brian, Mighty PirateBrian, Mighty Pirate
    edited December 2009
    possibly

    Why is there a TM after "guybrush threepwood, mighty pirate"
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2009
    Brian, Mighty Pirate wrote: »
    possibly

    Why is there a TM after "guybrush threepwood, mighty pirate"

    it means tottaly mighty

    where did the monkey robot go at the end of EMI
  • Brian, Mighty PirateBrian, Mighty Pirate
    edited December 2009
    to hell, where it belongs

    what is the secret of Donkey island?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    merchandising

    what number am i thinking of???
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2009
    42 its the answer to everything

    why am I adicted to red bull
  • snip3z4killssnip3z4kills
    edited December 2009
    Sailorcuteness wrote: »
    42 its the answer to everything

    why am I adicted to red bull

    The same reason I'm addicted to Green Elephant

    Why do I think everyone is against me, even myself?
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2009
    SDvsRaw wrote: »
    The same reason I'm addicted to Green Elephant

    Why do I think everyone is against me, even myself?

    they all are!

    why do I think Im the only Timelord/Pirate God
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited December 2009
    A: Because you keep wearing spandex, and a red cape and believe you can fly.
    Q: If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    does not compute if try fail but succeed error error error

    every time i take a bite out of this bread it keeps getting smaller

    (MUNCH!)
    bite+closeup+2.JPG
    AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
    What do i do
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2009
    When it's gone, get another slice of bread.

    Can toads give warts to each other?
  • cjas1999cjas1999
    edited January 2010
    A:no but they can give each other pickles
    Q:I've run out of pickles but i'm still hungry
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    cjas1999 wrote: »
    A:no but they can give each other pickles
    Q:I've run out of pickles but i'm still hungry

    Placing the letter Q, followed by a colon, in front of a statement does not turn it into a question.

    Why don't Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell make another Evil Dead movie?
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited January 2010
    A: Because they havnt spoken since the christmas party inncodent

    Q: if a thousand monkeys on tipe writers can make the complete works of shakespear how many does it take to write Monkey Island
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited January 2010
    10 with the exception of Greg

    Why is Sonny CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!!!!!
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
    Because he hides his stash there.

    Why is the toilet seat cold?
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited January 2010
    Because I put vanilla pudding on it.


    When will I die?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited January 2010
    SOON

    cableguy.jpg

    Why wont the kids give the rabbit trix
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited January 2010
    "Silly SamAndMaxFan188, Trix is for kids!"


    Why am I such a hacker?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited January 2010
    because of the movie HACKERS. monkey see monkey do

    why do i want every thing smothered in bacon grease
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
    Because Bacon Grease is cleaner then anything else. Duh.

    Why do I feel the urge to steal a muffin?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited January 2010
    dont steal a muffin steal a doughnut

    WHY CANT I STOP WATCHING E! NEWS
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Because CSPAN makes you too emotional

    Why do I still have paintings on my wall made by an ex-gf of several years ago?
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2010
    because they were really made by you, in her mind.

    who exactly is Uzi Bazooka?
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