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  • octochanoctochan
    edited August 2009
    A: Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie.

    Q: How many roads must a man walk down?
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited August 2009
    A: 42, and if you don't believe me, go count them yourself!

    Q: Where IS Scooby-Doo?
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited August 2009
    A: Meeting Lou, the john fish
    Q: Are chessboards tasty?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited August 2009
    A: only if you dip it in ranch dressing
    Q: why do all the good shows get cancelled first?
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited August 2009
    A: Because the good always die young.

    Q: Why is it that when a problem comes along, you must whip it?
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited August 2009
    A: Because you need to shape it up, get it straight, go forward, move ahead, and try to detect it while it's not too late.

    Q: Why are people famous for things I already do everyday?
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited August 2009
    A:because they have cameramen

    Q: Why does everytime I see a monkey, a pidgeon dies.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    A: because you hate pigeons.

    Q: where's your mommy when you need her?
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    A: In the closet, hiding behind a pair of socks!

    Q: Why are there so many monsters under my bed?
  • priznaprizna
    edited August 2009
    A: Because thhey are hiding from the monster sleeping above them.

    Q: Why is my dog staring at me?
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    A-it's wondering how it could kill you.

    Q- can i go watch Heroes right now?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited August 2009
    A: No, eat your broccoli first!

    Q: How did the term "lukewarm" originate?
  • strobrostrobro
    edited August 2009
    A-When Luke Skywalker was hot (temparature wise) they called him lukewarm.

    Q- what would happen if there was no violence?
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    A: Butterflies would start taking over the world.

    Q: If 1 is red and 7 is blue, what colour is PI?
  • hansschmuckerhansschmucker
    edited August 2009
    A: Pink (I'm serious, look it up on the color wheel).

    Q: What's a turtle doing in a sushi bar?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    A: Dessert, apparently.

    Q: What the @#%$?!
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    A: Definitely a dinosaur!

    Q: Why are clouds shaped like cotton candy?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    A: Because of not pollution.

    Q: Which came first: the coward or the easter egg?
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    A: The eager-egg. The coward hit behind a tree and watched the chicken cross the road.

    Q: Why can't I eat any carrots?
  • smashingsmashing
    edited August 2009
    A: thou shalt not eat its own kind.

    Q: Why is it Monday already?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    A: Because 7 days are a week.

    Q: Who goes there?
  • octochanoctochan
    edited August 2009
    a: someone who's trying to get somewhere without being bothered.

    q: how can I tell if I'm really me?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    A: Ask yourself if it's really you. You are a person you'd trust with your life, right?

    Q: What should I do when confronted with the facts?
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    A: Try and accept them.

    Q: Can ants survive on Mars?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    A: Only if they wear spacesuits from the future.

    Q: If the world is spining so fast, as well as rotating round the sun at breakneck speeds, then why has no one puked because of it?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited August 2009
    A: Gravity.

    Q: If all the characters in Fallout 3 where anthropomorphic animals, would people like it as much?
  • feuerscheinfeuerschein
    edited August 2009
    A: Of course.

    Q: How can you not like cafe latte?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited August 2009
    A: Lactose intolerence.

    Q: How is the word "secertary" sexist?

    (context: "Secretaries' Day" renamed to "Administrative Professional's Day". I still am afraid they'll rename Groundhoug's Day "Burrowing Animal's Day" *shudder, shudder*)
  • olla86olla86
    edited October 2009
    With the help of rain!

    Q. Why is the sky blu?
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited October 2009
    A: Because we at "Builder's League United" feel that it is important we have control over many things!

    Q: Why do tiny cowards always run from Sandvich?
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited October 2009
    A. Because they are afraid of the delicious-ness of 120 HP.

    Q. Why is it, when I close my eyes I don't see anything?
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    because they start taking a food break!


    why are video games fun, because all you do is press buttons?!
  • Brian, Mighty PirateBrian, Mighty Pirate
    edited November 2009
    because pressing buttons is the meaning of life

    who's on first?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    No, who's on second.


    Why?
  • strobrostrobro
    edited November 2009
    because.

    why don't some people don't like eggs?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    A: because they're slackers

    Q:What flavor is the moon
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited December 2009
    Cheese.


    What does bubblegum taste like?
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited December 2009
    Of course, it tastes like what it's made of. Cow bones, and animal cruelty. Tasty, tasty cruelty.

    If all the flu on earth is actually the evolved version of flu, which is swine flu, does that mean the regular flu is not HIP anymore, yo'?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited December 2009
    Seven.


    Who does Santa always call me a hoe?
  • SamAndMaxFan188SamAndMaxFan188
    edited December 2009
    A: He's talking about his wife

    Q: Who sells sea shells by the sea shore
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