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  • edited January 2010
    the guy whos directing the hobbit

    Whats the evolved form of a calculator
  • edited January 2010
    Schoty_abacus.jpg

    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
  • edited January 2010
    Why not? It's a good excuse to stay in there for a while, escape the world and its troubles, catch up on you're reading.

    What am I accomplishing by contributing to this thread?
  • edited January 2010
    Touching me in intimate parts of my hearts. Your words will be forever remembered in my life.

    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • edited January 2010
    Some trends just have a tendency to linger for a while.

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of the latest issue of Architectural Digest?
  • edited January 2010
    Exactly five licks.

    Why can we see our breath only in cold weather?
  • edited January 2010
    Actually not a stupid question at all. Apparently involves water vapor in our lungs (just googled it, thanks for making me learn!).

    Where is the justice?
  • edited January 2010
    MILWAUKEE

    Happy Cows Come From...
  • edited January 2010
    steak world.

    why is the knife made of butter?
  • edited January 2010
    Because the cream cheese is made of toast

    how do you spell tobasco?
  • edited January 2010
    Definitely not that way.

    How do you make tabasco?
  • edited January 2010
    36 Tabasco peppers
    1 clove garlic
    1 tablespoon sugar
    ½ teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon horseradish
    1 cup hot vinegar
    1 cup water

    Oh My Gosh Did I just answer a question straightfoward?
  • edited January 2010
    no.

    is this a question?
  • edited January 2010
    No, this is not a question, it's Sparta.

    Why won't my road roller eat its dinner?
  • edited January 2010
    No, this is not a question, it's Sparta.

    Why won't my road roller eat its dinner?

    Obviously, it is not hungry for a pesto sauce.

    Why Can't I sing if my mouth is stapled shut?
  • edited January 2010
    because whoever stapled it thought your singing sucked

    whatever happend to robot jones
  • edited January 2010
    he was cancelled after one season, brought back with a different voice with all of the same episodes, then cancelled again because the only thing new was his voice

    Why didnt I put a Q in here at first?
  • edited January 2010
    Because you know you can't spell "why" with a "Q"

    Why am I tempted to have a shopping cart race at a supermarket?
  • edited January 2010
    hey everyone is

    whats going to be the worst movie this year
  • edited January 2010
    The one that absolutely no one goes to see

    Why can't goldfish talk?
  • edited January 2010
    Because they're made out of gold

    Why am I so easily entertained by muffins?
  • edited January 2010
    whats not entertaining about them

    How Did The Mouse Get It's Name
  • edited January 2010
    It was named by it's parents, of course, how else?

    What, besides chicken, tastes like chicken?
  • edited January 2010
    everything taste like chicken apart from chicken

    why do nerds allways apere everytime you are near
  • edited January 2010
    Tag Body Spray NERD SCENT

    What's the worst thing that could happen to you riding a horse, naked, bathed in gravy, near a free range dog farm,trying to do a back flip, while twittering about it.
  • edited January 2010
    DEATH, then somebody posting a tape of it on YouTube.

    Why did Max cross the road?
  • edited January 2010
    Because you clicked the other side.

    What will you be doing on February 2nd 9:00PM-11:00PM ET?
  • edited January 2010
    Recalibrating my time machine to return to this moment in time in order to answer your question.

    Why do fools fall in love?
  • edited January 2010
    Because they are fools.

    Why would a woodchuck chuck wood?
  • edited January 2010
    In order to comply with the Tongue-Twister Act (1996)

    Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
  • edited January 2010
    Because snowflakes are lighter than raindrops.

    ?raB ekidnolK a rof od uoy dlouw tahW
  • edited January 2010
    siht ekil eno rof ksa dna ekidnolK eht ot oG.


    Where to babies come from?
  • edited January 2010
    Calvin: Dad, where do babies come from?

    Calvin's Dad: Most people just go to Sears, buy the assembly kit, and read the instructions.

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    Can you pass the salt?
  • edited January 2010
    Sure.

    Is that barbeque or tomato sauce? If it's tomato, could you pass that along?
  • edited January 2010
    its blood!!

    how long till they make protable Large Hadron Collider's
  • edited January 2010
    Trick question.

    What the what?
  • edited January 2010
    Quuuuuuuuuue? (SPANSIH FOR Whaaaaaaaaaaat?)

    Why Is This Question not a question
  • edited January 2010
    It didn't have a question mark!

    How many times do I have to tell you to take your shoes off on the new carpet?
  • edited January 2010
    N+1 times.

    How many pies fit in pi?
  • edited January 2010
    About as many times as you told me

    Why is it called an ice-cream sundae
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