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Goofus and Gallant

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  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    Goofus streaks. Frequently.

    Gallant likes to take the stairs instead of the elevator.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited April 2009
    ...because Goofus broke the elevator. Everywhere.

    Gallant dresses properly.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited April 2009
    Goofus doesn't dress at all.

    Gallant plays Scrabble.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited April 2009
    Goofus plays "Teach The Alphabet to Lil' Bobby By Shoving Wooden Letter Tiles Into His Esophagus".

    Gallant Makes sure to eat edible things.
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited April 2009
    Goofus is currently on competition with the KOT.

    Galliant uses his talents to paint beautiful murals.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited April 2009
    Goofus uses Gallant's talents to earn Royalties by drawing a Smiley-Face in a corner of the mural.

    Gallant is against cults that associate themselves with certain colors.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited April 2009
    Goofus is in a cult that uses fire as solutions

    Gallant often uses the shower
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    Goofus broke the pipes in his house, so he has to wait til it rains to take a shower.

    Gallant picks up items that other people have dropped and returns them to the lost-and-found.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited April 2009
    Goofus picks up items people haven't lost and sells them to the Lost-and-Found.

    When playing games where you insert names, Gallant inserts actual names.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited April 2009
    Goofus inserts crap like fjwkfjdnndddj and fjdneqjrjpsmqbr and maybe djfkskaebdiajeb.

    Gallant is the teachers personal assistant.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited April 2009
    Goofus is the teacher's personal Torturer until after summer, as Goofus cannot pass Kindergarten, but always seems to take Gallant down with him.

    Gallant can draw things that don't take a minute to realize what they are.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited April 2009
    Goofus has been just scribbling on paper for years. Even for school drawing assignments.

    Gallant uses a hybrid car.
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited May 2009
    goofus uses one two- a hybrid of a monster truck and a cigar.

    gallant helps hippies
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    NessGoofus once beat a hippy up just for having a peace sign on his shirt.

    Gallant is a very resourceful person and knows how to handle many situations.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    Goofus tries to MacGyver it

    Gallant helps mentally disabled people
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Goofus does too- Goofus helps them with his mental health line. His Mental-Health line usually tells them to get drunk.

    Gallant helps people find their contact lenses.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Can you say BUUUMMMMP!?!?!
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited May 2009
    someguyfromazoo wrote: »
    Can you say BUUUMMMMP!?!?!
    ...uhhh yeah....Bump
    someguyfromazoo wrote: »
    Gallant helps people find their contact lenses.
    Goofus poops on peoples contact lenses

    Gallant does his homework
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    Goofus doesn't even go to school.

    Gallant is mature around girls.
  • iRockiRock
    edited May 2009
    Goofus has never come within 100 yards of a girl due to his immature behavior. Not even his mom. (wait, what?)

    Gallant keeps his home well lit, so as to keep away robbers and thieves.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    Goofus live with a family of bats in a cave. Course, robbers wouldn't want to steal from a cave, anyway.

    Gallant watches appropietly rated movies.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    Goofus has never seen anything below an R-rating.

    Gallant manages his schedule very well.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    Goofus has a dentist appointment and a date at the same

    Gallant goes to church
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    Goofus goes to the Church of Satanism.

    Gallant is sure to eat his vegetables.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    Goofus destroyed the Bi-Lo so he wouldn't need to eat them.

    Gallant waits in line.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited May 2009
    Goofus literaly CUTS the line. Like, he takes a pair of giant sciccsers and cuts everyone in half.

    Gallant uses coupons to save money.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    Goofus uses a shotgun to save money.

    Gallant doesn't do drugs, and wouldn't even know where to get them.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited May 2009
    Goofus is made out of drugz.

    Gallant likes his steak well done, and always tips.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    Goofus sends his steak back at least four times, then literally tips the waitress.

    Gallant is respectful to others over the internet.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited May 2009
    Goofus preys on little girls over the internet.

    Gallant has a good education and does good in school.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited May 2009
    Goofus is 27 and still in kindergarten

    Gallant doesn't laugh at dirty jokes
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Goofus learned his vocabulary from dirty jokes.

    Gallant lives in his parent's house.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    Goofus is his parents wait.... what?

    Gallant is in a band
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited May 2009
    goofus pirates all of gallants songs

    gallant has had his flu shots
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Goofus eats his flu shots- wait, uh?

    Gallant feeds pigeons bread crumbs.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited May 2009
    Goofus poisons pigeons in the park

    Gallant doesn't believe in monsters, zombies, or aliens
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Goofus is a Zombie Monster bred by aliens to disprove Gallant's theory.

    Gallant does not Dare to be Stupid.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited May 2009
    Goofus likes to do everything in that song. At the same time.

    Gallant does his homework and turns it in on time, sometimes earlier than he needs to.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited May 2009
    Goofus once turned in a Kindergarten assignment four years late.

    Gallant is not overly sarcastic.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited May 2009
    Goofus is not sarcastic. He is the embodiment of sarcasm itself.

    Gallant refrains from running around shirtless outside. Especially in winter.
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