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Goofus and Gallant

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  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited July 2009
    Goofus rearranges books, and makes sure Scientology books go into the Horror section.

    Gallant is patriotic.
  • CageyJayCageyJay
    edited July 2009
    Goofus is only in it for the hot dogs and fireworks.


    Gallant changes the toilet paper roll when it runs out.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited July 2009
    Goofus laces Gallant's TP with LSD.

    Gallant knows his teacher allergic to peanuts, but doesn't use it to his advantage.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    Goofus once replaced all of the food in his teacher's house with peanuts.

    Gallant doesn't play video games that have too high a rating.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited July 2009
    Goofus doesn't play videogames at all. His day-to-day activities are already rated R for use of alcohol, drug abuse, excessive violence, strong language, The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper.

    Gallant will not join the dark side, despite his father being a VIP member in it.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited July 2009
    Goofus is so into the dark side they call him "Teh PrimeMinister of Sinister" TF2LOLOLOL!!!

    Gallant doesn't read bad magizines
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited July 2009
    Goofus also have good magazines. They're in the toilet, but they're not for reading.

    Gallant is modest.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    Goofus once took credit for the JFK assassination.

    Gallant recycles his paper and soda cans.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    Goofus does too, but he pees in his first.


    Gallant kisses cats.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited October 2009
    goofus eats cats.

    gallant never bathes and smells like cruh-ap!
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited October 2009
    Goofus beats up Gallant for taking his routine.

    Gallant doesn't look at porn.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    Goofus takes pictures of porn.


    Gallant gets arrested only ONCE every day.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited October 2009
    goofus doesn't get arrested at all, he escapes the police evryday

    gallant stays on the computer 3 hours a week
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    Goofus spends upwards of nine hours on the computer a DAY, and he's using all that time to flood the Monkey Island board with topics about when Episode 4 is coming out!

    Gallant's Halloween costume is family friendly and highly visible at night!
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    Goofus gets hit by 15 cars every halloween!

    Gallant milks cows while KNOWING that you are supposed to milk girl cows
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited October 2009
    Goofus......does the opposite.

    Gallant treats his Sims kindly and feeds them when needed.
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited October 2009
    Goofus uses 'moveobjects_on' to put the mailmen and passing neighbours in a small box with a fireplace so that they inevitably burn.

    Gallant always gives pedestrians the right of way.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited October 2009
    goofus runs them over GTA style.

    Gallant is not a filthy pirate.
  • LowMoralFiberLowMoralFiber
    edited October 2009
    Goofus drinks Grog XD!!!

    Gallant always roleplays as a Lawful Good Paladin!
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    Goofus always roleplays as himself killing gallant. (wait, what...)

    Gallant always appears in Highlight's "gallant kids" (I still get highlights... and by the way, goofus and gallant is still in it! "That's a dumb game," says Goofus. Gallant congratulates the winner. "Cool! Now I don't have to wait in line," says Goofus. Gallant waits his turn. xD that was this issues!)
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited October 2009
    Goofus will as well. BURNING THE SOULS OF THOSE CHILDREN.
    Gallant remembers to Buckle Up, like Sam & Max told him to.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited November 2009
    Goofus chokes innocent bystanders with his belt buckle.

    Gallant signed up for a place in a Vault-tec vault.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited November 2009
    Goofus did too. BUT THE GOOFUS IS A SPY.
    Gallant doesn't beat the Yellow Devil using the Lightning Trick.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited November 2009
    Gallant defeats the yellow devil by using a Gameshark.

    When Goofus raps, he uses non-racist lyrics.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited November 2009
    Um... You got them mixed up, LOL!

    Same with Goofus, but Goofus uses cuss words.

    Gallant doesn't spam with smilies in forums
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited November 2009
    Goofus doesn't either. He spams people with rocket launchers. (Don't ask how this is possible)

    Gallant welcomes old forumgoers back when they've been gone for a long time.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited November 2009
    Goofus kills old forumgoers when they come back. (with a bazooka by the way!)

    Gallant eats pie with a knife and fork.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited November 2009
    Goofus eats pie with a belt buckle.

    Gallant is against urban violence and substance abuse.
  • AndorxorAndorxor
    edited November 2009
    Goofus is too and fires his rocket launcher at every violent or drunk person he sees while drinking his whiskey

    Gallant never forgets to put the toilet seat down
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited December 2010
    Goofus revives the thread

    Gallant always holds the door open for people as they pass
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus says "The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!"

    Gallant became a superhero after he realizes he's from Krypton and has superhuman qualities.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Goofus says, "Kneel before Zod."

    Gallant always drinks in moderation.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Goofus always drinks in his underwear.

    Gallant volunteers time at a soup kitchen.
  • MichaelDearmanUKMichaelDearmanUK
    edited December 2010
    Goofus ties up volunteers and leaves them hanging precariously over a cauldron of scalding hot soup.

    Gallant escorts sweet old ladies across the road.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    Goofus dresses as an old lady so that boyscouts try to help him cross the road, but then reveals his true self at the end, so that the boyscout doesn't get his badge, because Goofus is not an elderly.

    Gallant doesn't believe in photoshop, for it is a sin to fabricate from the truth.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Goofus put a picture online of him killing a dragon with a "Beautiful" woman.


    Gallant never spams audiochat with songs or voice clips.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited December 2010
    Goofus plays "Baby" by Justin Bieber. Over and over again.

    Gallant donates money to Cancer Research UK
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Studies show that Goofus causes cancer in lab rats.

    Gallant visits his dentist twice a year.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2010
    This is Goofus.

    Gallant doesn't bastardize his previous works by making special editions of them.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2010
    Goofus is the maker of final fantasy (OOOOOOOH!)

    Gallant Listens to the proper cd's, and only when its appropriate.
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