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Goofus and Gallant

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  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited June 2009
    *claps*
    Goofus threatens Rare with a golf club while wearing a Grunty mask.

    Gallant doesn't approve of Necromancy.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited June 2009
    Goofus has no idea what the crap that is.

    Gallant can't think of something good to write here.
  • rollercoasterockerrollercoasterocker
    edited June 2009
    Goofus helps Gallant write something.(Wait, what?)
    Gallant hugs trees.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited June 2009
    Goofus lights trees on fire.

    Gallant is patient when people's mental clocks are two weeks off. Like Reid Young.
  • El ButcherinoEl Butcherino
    edited June 2009
    Goofus pretends to be a clock because he thinks it will make him popular with THE LADIEZZZ

    Gallant goes to the bathroom to pick his nose
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited June 2009
    Goofus picks it in public and says, ''mmm.... delicious....u want some?"

    Gallant is the alter ego of "Captain Niceperson," a superhero that fights the forces of not-niceness.
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited June 2009
    goofus is the main bad guy in the caiptain nicperson show/ comics.

    gallant likes pie.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited June 2009
    Goofus throws pie in people's faces.

    Gallant won the Nobel Peace Prize seventeen times.
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited June 2009
    goofus won the nobel world destruction prize from gozer (from ghostbusters) 999 times.

    gallant built things that don't exist.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited June 2009
    goofus likes to maniacly laugh while he points out your punctuation mistakes

    gallant gives to the poor
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited June 2009
    Goofus gives the poor some...death.

    Gallant isn't gay.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited June 2009
    Goofus is ha-[the following description of something that goofus does cannot be shown, for it is rated NC-17.]-unch.

    Gallant places tiny mints on the pillows of the rooms at the hotel that he works at.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited June 2009
    goofus craps all over pillows at the hotel he doesn't work at

    gallant doesn't kill zombies, he tries to find a cure
  • pizzapumapizzapuma
    edited June 2009
    gooofus shoots everyone he meets and screams "DIE ZOMBIE!"

    gallant tries to fix that one guy whos face got broken in the vending machine's face
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited June 2009
    goofus sits back and yells, don't hurt the machine

    Gallant lives in a secure home
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited June 2009
    Goofus makes a living by breaking into secure homes and robbing them.

    Gallant makes candles and food to give to the poor.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited June 2009
    goofus gives wax food and jello candles to the poor

    gallant eats a healthy breakfast
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited June 2009
    goofus eats a wealthy breakfeast of gold. the milk is molten money!

    gallant is best bros with goofus.
  • PariahKingPariahKing
    edited June 2009
    Goofus is best bros with Satan.

    Gallant say the alphabet backwards.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited June 2009
    Goofus' favorite song is "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, and is a Satanist.

    Gallant opens the door for other people.
  • PariahKingPariahKing
    edited June 2009
    Goofus uses other people as doors - after he hollows out their bodies of course.

    Gallant can divide by zero.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited June 2009
    goofus does a drug called ZeRo (sry, that was a lame one)

    gallant doesn't drink drugs or smoke beer
  • PariahKingPariahKing
    edited June 2009
    Goofus IS a drug.

    Gallant is gallant.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2009
    Goofus is a complete monster.

    Gallant shows passion to his fellow co-workers and boss.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2009
    Goofus likes to put chewing gum in their gloves
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2009
    gallant eats with his mouth closed
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited July 2009
    goofus cut off his lips, so he couldn't eat with his mouth closed...ewww

    gallant is a vegitarian
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited July 2009
    Goofus ate the world's largest whopper 9 times.

    Gallant buys Telltale Games products.
  • PariahKingPariahKing
    edited July 2009
    Goofus pirates Telltale games products - and sells them on Ebay.

    Gallant is a pioneer in heart surgery.
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    Goofus is a pioneer in heartbreaking.

    Gallant helps old Ladies crossing the street.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited July 2009
    Goofus shoves old ladies into cars.

    Gallant can fly.
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    Goofus can't even walk.
    Alternately: Goofus shoots anything flying from the sky.

    Goofus steels toys and pocket money from little children.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited July 2009
    Goofus also steals toys and pocket money from little children.

    Galland brushes his teeth at least twice a day.
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited July 2009
    Goofus's toothbrush is a bone. He brushes his team -1 times a day.

    Gallant watches cartoons, but stops watching them at a reasonable time.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited July 2009
    goofus watches cartoons and stay up till 32:73 a.m.. Wait, what?

    Gallant turns over every 15 minutes while he lies on the beach.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    Goofus turns over every 50 minutes while he lies on a tanning bed.

    Gallant doesn't at McDonald's.
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    Goofus orders ten burgers, a whole pound of fries with mayonnaise and a gallon of coke daily.

    Gallant never cheats or uses walkthroughs when playing adventure games.
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited July 2009
    I'm Goofus. I freaking do.
    Gallant isn't interested in the idea of profit in prostitution.
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    Neither is Goofus. He's doing it just for fun.

    Gallant eats an apple a day.
  • CageyJayCageyJay
    edited July 2009
    Goofus eats an ocelot a day.


    Gallant makes certain that if he reshelves a library book through which he was browsing, it always ends up in the right place.
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