Just some ideas... havent looked into the voting thingy,
But he gave my lactose intolerant volcano god cheese! Its stomach still havent settled at all and now I cant even give it any vegetables or fruit offerings since it too hot to get that close now.
Also he stole my identity for a library card, borrowed several books and it seems he lost them all in some big explosion.
And when I finally caught him, we had a grog drinking contest and he won. I just cant believe he can stomach grog better than me!
Even after all that I was in a somewhat good mood, being so drunk and all and I sing a pirate song, which he ruins with words that just doesnt rhyme with anything.
I made one for the first thing you do on melee island in the first game (well, after looking at marleys election poster, talk to the loom guy, pet the dog, etc): steal the pot from the kitchen (and also get blaimed for all the grog that the other pirates have stolen):
That fiend snuck into my kitchen when I wasn't looking and stole my casserole! and at the same time 28952 mugs o' grog went missing!
I'll be voting on the ones I find good as well... with so many entries you (and me) probably won't get ours into the game, but we can at least say that we voted for the winning one if we vote for the best ones
I accuse Mr. Threepwood of (un)occult advertising.
He is secretly endorsed by Silver's Long Johns boxers brand and he pushed me to set sail to the 7 Seas in search of a pair of those boxers!
Now people laugh at me when I enter underwear shops asking for pair of Silver's Long Johns!
This is unfair and unacceptable when you pay for a videogame.
Mr. Guybrush Threepwood deserves to die and you all shall help me condemn him!
Threepwood!! Poncy looking lad? Rubbish Beard? Blue Jacket? Vicious smell of cabbage off him? I remember that naive, he had me incarcerated for possession of library books not checked out to oneself.
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But he gave my lactose intolerant volcano god cheese! Its stomach still havent settled at all and now I cant even give it any vegetables or fruit offerings since it too hot to get that close now.
Also he stole my identity for a library card, borrowed several books and it seems he lost them all in some big explosion.
And when I finally caught him, we had a grog drinking contest and he won. I just cant believe he can stomach grog better than me!
Even after all that I was in a somewhat good mood, being so drunk and all and I sing a pirate song, which he ruins with words that just doesnt rhyme with anything.
Please vote. for me.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2758
After careful consideration i've decided you all should vote for me.....or something funnier
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2771
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/2353
It's short, sweet, and everyone loves references to classic 80s songs!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2869
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2878
You know, I could do better than this
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2879
I was thinking of using "escaped a taste of my blade" but wasn't sure if that was a tad too vague. Maybe I'll start being original by next week.
(Of course I vote for something I wanted to use myself.)
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2891
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2894
That fiend snuck into my kitchen when I wasn't looking and stole my casserole! and at the same time 28952 mugs o' grog went missing!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/2908
Vote if you think it's good, if not, well, dont
I'll be voting on the ones I find good as well... with so many entries you (and me) probably won't get ours into the game, but we can at least say that we voted for the winning one if we vote for the best ones
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/1810
Only a true Homestar Runner fan will get that.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3014
Darn those Pretty Ponies. Now there's no room for my cutlass.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3037
He sung. Twice.
Vote if you think he deserves more than death for that !
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3046
Here's my second, mediocre entry.
Vote if you like it!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3058
Ahhh... the old pirates vs. ninjas debate...
Heres my second
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3077
I accuse Mr. Threepwood of (un)occult advertising.
He is secretly endorsed by Silver's Long Johns boxers brand and he pushed me to set sail to the 7 Seas in search of a pair of those boxers!
Now people laugh at me when I enter underwear shops asking for pair of Silver's Long Johns!
This is unfair and unacceptable when you pay for a videogame.
Mr. Guybrush Threepwood deserves to die and you all shall help me condemn him!
He pushed me to search for a pair of Silver's Long Johns boxers!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3089
Please vote by clicking above followed by the "Yes" button!
Yarr. That Landlubber Scallywag reduced me Cat o' nine tails™ to a mere Cat o' five™.
Geddit?
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3161
Remember the poor lad? http://ui03.gamespot.com/994/mikennyscannonshop_2.jpg
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3174
A little dull but a nice reminder to Phatt Island and that Guybrush is still wanted for his crimes.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3176
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3198
Using all 25 words!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3205
I dunno its kinda lame
That perverted sea sponge took my pet monkey Wilson and put it in his pants!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3186