For 200 years we've polished the mystical golden shoehorn for this very moment, and then that monkey brained Threepwood comes along and swipes it thinking it was some damn golden fruit!
Heres mine, He left me hanging on a Totem pole so HE can go into that huge monkey head that has no brains.
PLEASE VOTE FOR IT http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3888
I dont understand these are meant to be about what he did to wrong you but i keep on seeing so many that have nothing to do with him wronging you. (just like a line guybrush might say to someone)
I don't know how he does it, but there's not a pirate alive or otherwise who can knock over a carefully placed diorama faster and more catastrophically then Guybrush Threepwood.
The reason I went for something like this is I wanted something that sounded realistic for a Monkey Island game. These games tend to be silly but not very dark or gritty, dealing with the fanciful but less so with the absurd. So I went with something that could plausibly happen, and yet with the mildy flabbergasted response that anyone who deals with Guybrush Threepwood for more then 10 minutes inevitably gets.
I dont understand these are meant to be about what he did to wrong you but i keep on seeing so many that have nothing to do with him wronging you. (just like a line guybrush might say to someone)
I'm sorry prizna but your line is sooooooo obvious and not at all original, please give it a rest! :rolleyes:
How do you enter more than one entry? No matter how many times I try now, I just get my second choice, which sucks, and I can't find anywhere to allow me to submit another.
How do you enter more than one entry? No matter how many times I try now, I just get my second choice, which sucks, and I can't find anywhere to allow me to submit another.
You'll have to wait till next week to enter, sorry man , I thought the same thing and got so many great ideas so now it looks like I'll have to decide which ones I'm gonna put out there.
Really... boo on telltales...for week 2... I can't believe that a phrase that includes George Bush could end up in a Monkey Island Game...seriously booooo!!!
I tried to make something original that wasn't a reference to anything but just funny as is. Not sure yet how that 'funny'-part worked out, but we'll see I guess.
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HAHAHAHA!! With an indian accent this would be REALLY funny!!!
I'm voting for this one!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3679
I was known as the scurviest dog ever to roam the Tri-Island Area. My name is Gilbert Thriftweed and you've destroyed my reputation!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3683
He informed me that my parrying was comparable to that of a bovine!
Please vote for it if you agree
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3750
He caused a riot by claiming to see a three-headed monkey!
Vote: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3767
"The scoundrel actually impaled a poor rubber chicken with a pulley!"
Please vote: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3782
He stole my joie de vivre!
Please vote here: http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3214
Oh - and vote as many times as you like.
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3820
This refers to Elain's costume party from Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Here's mine. Though i meant to put "FURY" instead of the bold POWER ^^. Nevermind
He unleashed on me the POWER of the seven seas! Unfortunately for him I possess the power of the thousand puddles !!
Here's mine. Soupgood family related.
He stole my name and pretended he died. Now I'm a dead man walking!!!!
If only my english was better...
not the best but thought i'd share it
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http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3888
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"He told me he was Nigerian royalty, and would send me 1,000 pieces of eight if I sent him a chicken with a pulley innit."
"As I was countin' my gold, 'e introduced 'imself as Dagwood Weepgood, said 'might be pyrite,' so I threw it away."
"He gives piracy a bad name."
"The creep asked me to climb his yardarm."
Click the invisible link to vote for me! And be sure to friend me on Twitbook!
http://www.telltalegames.com/monkeyisland/contest/entry/3919
The reason I went for something like this is I wanted something that sounded realistic for a Monkey Island game. These games tend to be silly but not very dark or gritty, dealing with the fanciful but less so with the absurd. So I went with something that could plausibly happen, and yet with the mildy flabbergasted response that anyone who deals with Guybrush Threepwood for more then 10 minutes inevitably gets.
I never learn't the alphabet because he told me there were 7 'C's!
I got a dent in me head cause he made it seem like gettin' fired from a cannon would be fun!
If you like it you can vote here:
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/3052
I'm sorry prizna but your line is sooooooo obvious and not at all original, please give it a rest! :rolleyes:
Be happy it isn't "Hey! Look its a three-headed monkey!"
Guybrush Threepwood made my dreams appear in Technicolor™
I tried to think of a smart phrase that could become as powerful as look behind you...not just write a funny line, like most of the entries...
You'll have to wait till next week to enter, sorry man
"Oh now you've done it! I'd been saving those headless voodoo dolls for my new toy company! Mom!"
Wouldn't mind seeing him again
I thought he was a classy wench when I saw him from the behind and he ruined my dreams by turning around!
I tried to make something original that wasn't a reference to anything but just funny as is. Not sure yet how that 'funny'-part worked out, but we'll see I guess.
I spent all of LOOM searching for a flock of swans and I find him eating my mother!
Vote me =D
Thanks
He told me not to try and drink the grog. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. There is no grog!
Vote for me!!!
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He stole my "Mighty Pirate" certificate and replaced my name with his!
He poured Spot remover on my dog, and now he's gone!
http://talesofmi.com/contest/entry/4009
Please, vote for me! Vote for me!!!
What do you mean give it a rest, its not like i am writting my entry every time, its in my signature.