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  • edited July 2009
    A: When the ball rolls into it.

    Q: Guess what?
  • edited July 2009
    A: I guessed it.

    Q: Why aren't pinatas aerodynamic?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Their heads are too big and their body too small.

    Q: How come the bus I'm waiting for is always the last to arrive?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Because it hates you.

    Q: Why do you have a rash?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Brain cancer.

    Q: Why haven't the Jonas Brothers been shot yet?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Apparently, some people like them. *shudders*

    Q: Why do you be so short?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Oh really? And I thought my mum abandoned me in giant land.

    Q: Where is the best place to go on a rainy afternoon?
  • edited July 2009
    A: A sunny morning.

    Q: Not a question.
  • edited July 2009
    A: Not an answer.

    Q: May I?
  • edited July 2009
    Q:may you not.

    May fernleyp Not?
  • edited July 2009
    Si, senor.

    First, lemme say this:
    "Your first task! Come up with a mildly EVIL scheme to perpetrate upon the other users! "

    Question: Anyone have any ideas?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Have a brazilian wax, and wear a leather hot pants. That way you can make the irritating squeaky sound when you move.

    Q: Who is more intelligent? Hulk Hogan or George W. Bush?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Between the two of them you might get a 1/4 of a brain... maybe.

    Q: Where is my head?
  • edited July 2009
    A: 57 Meters due south.

    Q: Does this disturb you? http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3695/yummynomnoms.gif
  • edited July 2009
    A: page cannot be read

    Q Could the page be read?
  • edited July 2009
    A: I'll need a screwdriver, a kit for create arcade cabinets and a time machine

    Q: Am I getting better in English?
  • edited July 2009
    A: You is doing way more good with the Ingles talking and typing than my write style is.

    Q: ?sdrawkcab siht sI
  • edited July 2009
    A: I see

    Q: Coffee or Ice Cream?
  • edited July 2009
    A: A bigger number

    Q: Can I use these two things together?
  • edited July 2009
    A: That'll be $5.59 at your first window. Have a day.

    Q: Where my Pizza is at?
  • edited July 2009
    A: It's Cold

    Q: Can I open my sister's presents?
  • edited July 2009
    A: You are not allowed to peek into your sister's lingerie drawer.

    Q: Which game is more boring? Baseball or soccer?
  • edited July 2009
    smashing wrote: »
    A: You are not allowed to peek into your sister's lingerie drawer.

    Q: Which game is more boring? Baseball or soccer?

    A: Depends on what mood the coaches are in.

    Q: Where is that five dollars you owe me?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Right on the end of this active chainsaw. Here.

    Q: WHAT ARE WE ALL YELLING ABOUT?
  • edited July 2009
    A: Because THIS IS SPARTA!!!

    Q: What bakugan ate my xbox 720
  • edited July 2009
    A: I'd answer that except it's gibberish, So instead I'll have to use my universal translater *Gets out shotgun*

    Q: If robots explode when you give them a logical paradox, Does that mean that you're a robot because I asked a question that said: "If robots explode when you give them a logical paradox, Does that mean that you're a robot because I asked a question that said... (etc)
  • edited July 2009
    A&Q: *Burp* Was that explosive enough for you?
  • edited August 2009
    A: No.

    Q: If you do two sins at a time does that mean you get a free pass to heaven?
  • edited August 2009
    As long as those sims are from Mysims.

    Q. Do I mix up N and M a lot
  • edited August 2009
    a:No because you never learned to read

    Q:Is the answer to this question no?
  • edited August 2009
    Uh....UH.....pi.....purple?

    Are you thinking what I think that you're thinking that I'm thinking what you're thinking?
  • edited August 2009
    Yes , we are thinking about bananas!

    Why does mommy abuse me?
  • edited August 2009
    A: because daddy aint here.

    Q: if a space capton from planet mars(galeskeeko) leaves the space station at 5758430957.9999991 miles an hour, and his father(bob) leaves the exact same space station at 5192075957935934.12345678987654321 miles, how much time will it take to make a time paradox make the first guy never born?
  • edited August 2009
    A: A mug of lemonade.

    Q: What is the air speed velocity of an African swallow?
  • edited August 2009
    A: A spotted Hyena.

    Q: If you answer this question correctly, Will you die?
  • edited August 2009
    A: A spotted Hyena.

    Q: If you answer this question correctly, Will you die?

    no I won't

    A: if guybrush and strong bad had a sword fight, who would go to my house to use the restroom first.
  • edited August 2009
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    no I won't

    A: if guybrush and strong bad had a sword fight, who would go to my house to use the restroom first.

    His Q: If you were interested in the usage of sanitary facilities at a given place during violent encounters of fictional characters, what question would you ask?
    (Seems like the rules have changed ;) )

    My Q: Who would be standing left of the Pterandon in your family picture?
  • edited August 2009
    A: That's not my family picture, it's yours, and the person standing next to your mother is you.

    Q: ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A WHAT?!
  • edited August 2009
    A: It makes him a Jack Of All Trades *rimshot*

    Q: When did Cartoon Network stop caring about us and start airing LIVE-ACTION CRAP on a channel called CARTOON NETWORK?
  • edited August 2009
    A: 199X on a distant night.

    Q: Am I too paranoid for double passwording already hidden folders?
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