It's fucking CITIZEN KANE. CITIZEN KANE is not confusing, in any sense of the word. Citizen Kane is REQUIRED VIEWING. If you go through your life without watching Citizen Kane, then it is IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO SAY YOU LOVE FILM, and if you do, you are a LIAR AND A CHEAT on TOP OF being a detestable idiot.
It's fucking CITIZEN KANE. CITIZEN KANE is not confusing, in any sense of the word. Citizen Kane is REQUIRED VIEWING. If you go through your life without watching Citizen Kane, then it is IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO SAY YOU LOVE FILM, and if you do, you are a LIAR AND A CHEAT on TOP OF being a detestable idiot.
Chill, dude. I've never seen the movie, so I wouldn't know. I don't think a lot of other people have either. Anyway:
"Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."
"I always think that he was once somebody's baby boy...and he had a mother and a father who loved him. And now, there he is, half-dead on a park bench and where is his mother or his father or his uncles now? Anyway, that's what I always think."
Dammit, I was going to say it sounded like something Groucho Marx would say. Considering that I've (somehow) been a huge fan of his for years, it's criminal that I haven't seen more than a few minutes of any Marx Brothers film. I desperately need to find a way to fix that.
...I have no clue. Sounds Python-esque,though. Holy grail?
OK,this one's not froma real movie,but I know someone here'll get it.
"Thousands of years ago, people were bored because card games haden't been invented yet, so in order to pass the time, they started killing each other with magical powers. Then, one day, anameless egyptian pharoh with rediculous hair decided to lockthe magic away so that its evil could never fall into the wrong hands."
...Not enough info? Oh,fine.
"Your pointy hair is nomatch for my coat-tails of doom!"
"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOUR A SICK, SICK MAN! Just kidding, I can't feel a thing."
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"Who am I? Do you really want to know"
By the way, that quote is from that god-awful rape of the Spider-Man mythos from the earlier part of this decade.
"Here's looking at you, kid."
Chill, dude. I've never seen the movie, so I wouldn't know. I don't think a lot of other people have either. Anyway: Spider-Man the Movie Casablanca
Here's Mine: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."
"If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can imagine"
Star Wars Episode IV
"Of Course!"
That one's just impossible. I'm going to go with BTTF, but it could be anything.
"Reliving the glory days is better than acting like they never happened!"
It was from Street Fighter
At yours, it's from The Incredibles.
"So, Doctor Jones, we meet again."
"Now, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing."
"God creates dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys god, man brings back dinosaurs"
"I always think that he was once somebody's baby boy...and he had a mother and a father who loved him. And now, there he is, half-dead on a park bench and where is his mother or his father or his uncles now? Anyway, that's what I always think."
"I'm fireproof. You're not."
"What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night!? Why don't you get out of there, give someone else a chance!"
"If you aren't shaking, there's something very wrong, because this will be the last time you hear the boogie song."
"You can't fool me, There ain't no Sanity Clause."
Good luck.
"Of course you realize, this means war!"
Unless you're thinking of several Bugs Bunny cartoons, that's a tough one..
Duck Soup.
"God is not on our side because he hates idiots also. "
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
"Yes, we are all individuals!"
"All I know is Never bet on the white guy."
"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before."
OK,this one's not froma real movie,but I know someone here'll get it.
"Thousands of years ago, people were bored because card games haden't been invented yet, so in order to pass the time, they started killing each other with magical powers. Then, one day, anameless egyptian pharoh with rediculous hair decided to lockthe magic away so that its evil could never fall into the wrong hands."
...Not enough info? Oh,fine.
"Your pointy hair is nomatch for my coat-tails of doom!"
I don't think that was Holy Grail, so I'm not going to add one
Beavis and Butthead Do America.
"Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?"
"Oh, I love you, Adam, Alex, Peter, Brian, whatever your name is, I love you! I hope we have a lot of boys and we can name them all after you!"
"I did not break the Law! I am the Law!"
Close-it was the abridged movie.
Next up-it sounds like star wars III,but not quite.TheUsual Suspects?
"All hail the New York Giants
"You are literally too stupid to insult."
"SHHHHH! Do you smell that?"
"I don't feel drunk..."
"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Billy Madison
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOUR A SICK, SICK MAN! Just kidding, I can't feel a thing."