Well, you've just given us the clue that I'm not the murderer. Which is a shame, but I guess I can add another gory demise to my list of literary credits. I just ask that there be no intestinal severing, because that just gets disgusting and causes a horrible mess.
I'm going to put together a montage of my favorite films. I've wanted to do this for years....and now I'm finally just going to do it. But should I do it by genre? I have so friggin many.
It's overrated, but not bad. A lot of people who sing its praises haven't actually played the games it takes a lot of its ideas from, so they don't know that those games generally did the same thing a lot better. Still, it's decent enough, beneath that really garish Scott Pilgrim skin.
It's overrated, but not bad. A lot of people who sing its praises haven't actually played the games it takes a lot of its ideas from, so they don't know that those games generally did the same thing a lot better. Still, it's decent enough, beneath that really garish Scott Pilgrim skin.
This sounds somewhat like praise for something modern from dashing that isn't Indie, Obsidian, or Chris Avelone.
No, you just need to pick the murderer is at the end of the story.
If you suspect Alcoremortis is the killer, turn to page 37.
If you suspect Cockerel is the killer, turn to page 2.
If you suspect you are the killer, and committed the murders in a blinding rage with no memory of the event and you fear you may kill again, put down the book and have yourself committed to the nearest mental hospital.
If you suspect Alcoremortis is the killer, turn to page 37.
If you suspect Cockerel is the killer, turn to page 2.
If you suspect you are the killer, and committed the murders in a blinding rage with no memory of the event and you fear you may kill again, put down the book and have yourself committed to the nearest mental hospital.
Not what I meant. The thread will have a poll, so that’s how you can choose the killer.
If you suspect Alcoremortis is the killer, turn to page 37.
If you suspect Cockerel is the killer, turn to page 2.
If you suspect you are the killer, and committed the murders in a blinding rage with no memory of the event and you fear you may kill again, put down the book and have yourself committed to the nearest mental hospital.
What if I suspect that I'm the killer? Do I go to page 37 or to the mental hospital?
Whats the point of a murder mystery if you already know who the killer is!
You don’t. You just get to guess and then you later find out who. I’m dividing it into two parts, so you’ll have time to read part one and then try to guess who the killer(s) is.
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High five, fellow fly-under-the-radar female.
You get I]offered[/I a chair and I]told very nicely that you may sit down and take your shoes off![/I. You’re entire I]outfit[/I gets covered in I]fairy dust[/I, and the I]many kittens in the room all play together in a sweet and amusing manner[/I.
Nah, not really.
How did I become an entire outfit? Is this one of them magical murder thingees?
Also, this doesn't sound nearly as entertaining as the time I got crucified with razor wire. Put me off nails for weeks. And wire.
Puzzlebox changed the whole thing. For that, your death in the story will be twice as gruesome.
Oh, goody! It's been too long since I was last murdered.
I don't remember Groucho ever saying that...
EDIT: Well that sure cleared the room.
I always knew that flat line was suspicious.
It's nearly everywhere ...
v v v v v v v v v v v
der_ketzer is just kidding. To us the number 1.000.000 is commonly known as 'Bob'.
That is to say, I hate that movie.
No, you just need to pick the murderer is at the end of the story.
This sounds somewhat like praise for something modern from dashing that isn't Indie, Obsidian, or Chris Avelone.
If you suspect Alcoremortis is the killer, turn to page 37.
If you suspect Cockerel is the killer, turn to page 2.
If you suspect you are the killer, and committed the murders in a blinding rage with no memory of the event and you fear you may kill again, put down the book and have yourself committed to the nearest mental hospital.
Not what I meant. The thread will have a poll, so that’s how you can choose the killer.
What if I suspect that I'm the killer? Do I go to page 37 or to the mental hospital?
That's so logical! Thanks!
Whats the point of a murder mystery if you already know who the killer is!
EDIT: Also if you're wondering why page 82's missing well... um... it had a nice picture on it....
You don’t. You just get to guess and then you later find out who. I’m dividing it into two parts, so you’ll have time to read part one and then try to guess who the killer(s) is.
Or is that a little too meta? XD
EDIT: Maybe a murder mystery about a murder mystery trying to write a murder mystery! XD