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  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited June 2010
    Please!! Goddammit I hate this computer crap!!

    Alternate version...

    I've had it with this motherf*cker dinosaurs on this motherf*cker island!
  • G.byrneG.byrne
    edited June 2010
    **POP**

    Grant: Hey! We were saving that!
  • Magic EmperorMagic Emperor
    edited July 2010
    Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild!~

    Wait, that's not right...
  • corruptbigginscorruptbiggins
    edited July 2010
    Magic Emperor wrote: »
    Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild!~

    Wait, that's not right...

    :D

    I've had that going through my head the past week or so!
  • keeperxiiikeeperxiii
    edited July 2010
    Trenchfoot wrote: »
    Stick stupid! ... No wonder you were exctinct.

    *thump* *rrzzzaaahh* "GRAAAHH, GRAAA, AAHH, AAAH"
    Newman. ¬¬
    XD made my day, you should play the seinfield song when Gennaro gets eaten by the Rex

    (BTW, as any of you tried to read all the post in this thread in sequence like a story?)
  • LaserschwertLaserschwert
    edited July 2010
    Icedhope wrote: »
    How many sarah's do you think are on this Island?!

    Though later:
    Ian Malcolm wrote:
    Nick!... Nick!!... NICK!!!... NICK VAN OWEN!!!
  • SubSidalSubSidal
    edited July 2010
    Nedry: I thought you were one of your big brothers... You're not so bad! You're not so bad...
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited July 2010
    - This is where you create dinosaurs?
    - No. This is where you play God.
  • MMcFlyMMcFly
    edited July 2010
    "Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and.. and screaming"
  • thesporkmanthesporkman
    edited July 2010
    Are these characters... auto... erotic?
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited August 2010
    MusicallyInspired wrote: »
    Somewhere on this island is the greatest predator that ever lived. The second greatest predator must take him down.

    The animal exists on the planet for the first time in tens of millions of years and the only way you can express yourself is to kill it.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited August 2010
    T-rex, doesn't want to be fed, it's wants to Hunt.
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited August 2010
    You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will ...(dramatically points with pen)... breed?
  • MightyThirstyPirateMightyThirstyPirate
    edited September 2010
    Lex, you're choking me!
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited September 2010
    " Rex's won't need to stalk us for use, seeing as they just fed."
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited September 2010
    You're coming up on a... a pachy... a pachy... Oh hell, uh, the fathead with the bald spot! Friar Tuck!
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited September 2010
    " What you mean, if you shoot yourself in the foot? Don't do that...that would be bad."
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited September 2010
    My God... He's calling for help!
  • RatsofatsoratRatsofatsorat
    edited September 2010
    I've got a jet standing... BYATCHOTEAU
  • gstaffgstaff
    edited September 2010
    It's.... feeding time (nods head from side to side)
  • RatsofatsoratRatsofatsorat
    edited September 2010
    Before this goes on much longer, I should point out how egregiously erroneous many of these supposed quotes are.
    "Please! GODAMNIT...I hate this hacker crap!"

    It's "hackin' crap" for the record.
    "Mr. Hammond the phones are working...tell them to send the damn helicopters."

    He actually says "call the mainland" prior to "tell them to send." Geez.
    "that's an earth tremor that's what it is"

    Earth tremor? I believe you meant to say "impact tremor" sir.
    "No wonder you were exctinct."

    Everyone knows that he says "no wonder you're extinct."
    "It's.... feeding time (nods head from side to side)"

    Feeding them. Feeding them. Good lord.

    Come on guys. Let's at least get this right.
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited September 2010
    Nobody cares.
  • RatsofatsoratRatsofatsorat
    edited September 2010
    Jake wrote: »
    Nobody cares.

    Don't get cheap on me Rodkin.
  • Murray-MintMurray-Mint
    edited September 2010
    Ratsofatsorat wrote: »
    Don't get cheap on me Rodkin.

    Rodkin. Rodkin! WE GOT RODKIN HERE!
  • GameDreamerGameDreamer
    edited September 2010
    Video Games.
  • batterj2batterj2
    edited September 2010
    Must go faster....
  • RatsofatsoratRatsofatsorat
    edited September 2010
    are those uh meat-eating, meat-a-sauruses?
  • GameDreamerGameDreamer
    edited September 2010
    I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!
  • Steve2000Steve2000
    edited September 2010
    Ratsofatsorat wrote: »
    Before this goes on much longer...

    Clever girl...

    (Or guy as the case may be)
  • TJF588TJF588
    edited September 2010
    *grabs fence*
    AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHH!!

    That's not funny!

    *giggles* Yes it was!
    MusicallyInspired wrote: »
    Not the long grass! Don't go into the long grass!
    DOOL'LOODOOL'LOODOOL'LOODOOL'LOODOOT!
  • yogamarkusyogamarkus
    edited September 2010
    - Where's he going?
    - When you gotta go, you gotta go
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited September 2010
    Ian, freeze!
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited September 2010
    -get rid of the flare!
    - grab the kids!
    - get rid of the flare!!
  • Alan JohnsonAlan Johnson
    edited September 2010
    Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you've got butterfingers?
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited September 2010
    Thanks, dad.
  • Alan JohnsonAlan Johnson
    edited September 2010
    We can run the whole park from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap?
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited September 2010
    Dr. Grant says that's a bad idea!
  • MightyThirstyPirateMightyThirstyPirate
    edited September 2010
    I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited September 2010
    waroftheworlds01 wrote: »
    dr. Grant says that's a bad idea!

    WHAT'S A BAD iDEA?
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited September 2010
    Kids! And you wanna have one of those??
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