"All major theme parks have had delays! When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!"
"But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean ride breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
On aother note, speaking of Wayne Knight, I can't tell you how happy I've been that he's lost a ton of weight over the years like Gabe Newell, they are both too good people in general to have problems like that, good for them!
"What are you talking about? Five years of work and a hundred miles of electrified fence couldn't prepare the other island. And you think that, what? A couple dozen Marlboro men were going to make a difference here?"
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"But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean ride breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
"Please stop!"
"If we split up I'm going with you guys."
"From the bushes straight ahead, but you're all right. Run, towards the shed. I've got her. Go, NOW!"
Best line in the whole movie!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBxgAmdPQWg&feature=related
I honestly can't stop laughing, I need that as my ringtone. XD
"Hello Newman!"
They told us to accept the inevitable! Can you believe that?!?!
"You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcolm. He suffers from a deplorable excess of personality. Especially for a mathematician."
"Chaotician!.... Chaotician, actually."
Amanda: *mumbles something*
Paul: What?
Amanda: Nevermind
Paul: What did you say?!
Udesky: *talking to Billy Brennan* If we split up, I'm going with you guys...
So have I!
"Now now Ian, it'll be fine!"
Hammond: She spent years studying African animals, she knows to be downwind and such... she knows what she is doing. And besides, the research team---
Malcolm: This is not a research expedition anymore, its a rescue operation and it's leaving right now!
Tam ta tam - ta tam - ta ta taahh - tahh tahh taaaahh
"I'll show you."