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  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."
  • synJPsynJP
    edited March 2011
    dear god we're in the hands of engineers
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?"
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    "She's Tenacious, isn't she?"
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    "Dr. Sattler...she wouldn't happen to be available, would she?"
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, uh... staggers me."
  • synJPsynJP
    edited March 2011
    "kids are noisy, they're expensive..............they smell..."
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited March 2011
    They do *not*!
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    Trenchfoot wrote: »
    They do *not*!

    Babies Smell!
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    "Just what the hell do you think you're doing in here?!"
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited March 2011
    Ah, Dr.Grant! *Pops Champaign cork*
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever witnessed, yet you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun."
  • RexMasterRexMaster
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "I love kids! Anything at all *can* and *does* happen... Same with wives, for that matter..."

    You're married?
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    RexMaster wrote: »
    You're married?

    "Occasionally. Ah, yeah, I'm...I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."
  • Magic EmperorMagic Emperor
    edited March 2011
    *extreme closeup of cigarette in his mouth as he types frantically* Access denied.
  • ClownPrinceJokerClownPrinceJoker
    edited March 2011
    *Victory roar amongst bone debris and Raptor corpses inside of a building.*
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "Why don't people listen to me? I use plain and simple English, I don't have any accent that I'm aware of..."
  • synJPsynJP
    edited March 2011
    "well we clocked the T-Rex at 32 miles an hour"
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle. I mean, it's not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So, I'm sure your kids will be sharp as tacks."
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "When you try to sound like Hammond, it comes off as a hustle. I mean, it's not your fault. They say talent skips a generation. So, I'm sure your kids will be sharp as tacks."

    "My uncle's reach exceeded his grasp, mine does not."
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    Shadowknight1 wrote: »
    "My uncle's reach exceeded his grasp, mine does not."

    "Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas. And I'm gonna be there when you learn that."
  • synJPsynJP
    edited March 2011
    "stop right there! what are you doing?"

    "we're uh, taking the kid. If you wanna stop us, shoot us."
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend."
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited March 2011
    How many Sarah's do you think are on this island?
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited March 2011
    - Is it heavy?
    - Yeah.
    - Then it's expensive. Put it back!
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here."
  • FPugFPug
    edited March 2011
    "Maybe it's the power tryin' to come back on."
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    "What's your background? Wildlife photography?"
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "What's your background? Wildlife photography?"

    "Yeah, wildlife, combat, you name it. When I was with Nightline, I was in Ruwanda, Czechnia, all over Bosnia. Do some volunteer work with Greenpeace once and a while."
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    Shadowknight1 wrote: »
    "Yeah, wildlife, combat, you name it. When I was with Nightline, I was in Ruwanda, Czechnia, all over Bosnia. Do some volunteer work with Greenpeace once and a while."

    "Greenpeace? What drew you there?"
  • SpielbergFanSpielbergFan
    edited March 2011
    How I hate to be right all the time.
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "Greenpeace? What drew you there?"

    "Women"
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    waroftheworlds01 wrote: »
    "Women"

    "That's noble."
  • FPugFPug
    edited March 2011
    Our lives are in your hands and you have butterfingers?
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "That's noble."

    "Yeah, well. Noble was last year. This year I'm gettin paid. Hammond's check cleared, or I wouldn't be going on this wild goose chase."
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    Shadowknight1 wrote: »
    "Yeah, well. Noble was last year. This year I'm gettin paid. Hammond's check cleared, or I wouldn't be going on this wild goose chase."

    "Uh, where you're going is the only place in the world where the geese chase *you*!"
  • waroftheworlds01waroftheworlds01
    edited March 2011
    Martin McFly wrote: »
    "Uh, where you're going is the only place in the world where the geese chase *you*!"

    "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!"
  • KrokeryKrokery
    edited March 2011
    "Oh I uhh finished debugging the phones. Uh so I did."

    *Dilophosaurus Sounds*
    *Looks back*

    "Ha ha that's nice, gotta go..."
  • FPugFPug
    edited March 2011
    No wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited March 2011
    waroftheworlds01 wrote: »
    "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!"

    *embraces and spins around* "What took you so long?"
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