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"Visually Attractive to you"

doodo!doodo!
edited January 2011 in General Chat
Girl A
http://forums.narutofan.com/picture.php?albumid=709&pictureid=44561

Girl B
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/635842/635842,1289119697,5/stock-photo-a-portrait-of-a-young-blonde-woman-spraying-perfume-on-her-neck-with-one-hand-and-looking-up-64538089.jpg

Pretend the second is not a ad, that's not relevant, just the girls and their image. This ends in 28 days, in 28 days from now I will reveal the point of this thread.
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  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
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    Me.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2011
    Honestly, if there is one anime related character who is visually attractive to me it would have to be girl C

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    Maya Fey.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    Why am I not an option?! There's gonna be some serious ass whoopin' around here! Make me an option, and I'll spare you the embarassment.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Why am I not an option?! There's gonna be some serious ass whoopin' around here!

    You're a girl?

    anyway I'mma go with-

    Girl A: Catherine Zeta Jones

    catherine-zeta-jones_0.jpg

    Girl B: Rachel Weisz

    rachel-weisz-picture-5.jpg

    Girl C: Naomi Watts

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    Girl D: Anne Hathaway

    anne-hathaway.jpg

    Girl E (Anime): Motoko Kusanagi

    Ghost_in_the_Shell_S_A_C__2nd_GIG_Motoko_Kusanagi.png

    Girl F (Anime): Riza Hawkeye

    riza.jpg

    Girl G: Scarlett Johansson

    scarlett_johansson.jpg

    Oh, and look how tasteful I kept the images I used. I'm all class, baby, YEAH!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    You're a girl?

    No. Don't you see my picture? This thread doesn't say "Visually Attractive Girls". The options should read "Girl A, Girl B, TomPravetz".
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    Pictures

    Why did we set you up like that.... Be wary of Fawfuls posts in here, guys.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    No. Don't you see my picture?
    There's no option for Visually Attractive Photoshop Filters, and if there were, you wouldn't get my vote.
    This thread doesn't say "Visually Attractive Girls". The options should read "Girl A, Girl B, TomPravetz".

    Oh, if that's the case, where is the Secret Fawful option? This whole topic is shit! It's rigged! Rigged, I say! I'm a sexy bitch, man!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    There's no option for Visually Attractive Photoshop Filters, and if there were, you wouldn't get my vote.

    'Tis the only non-blurry photo of me... I'm hard to catch on film. Too charming, I guess... I SHOULD STILL GET AN OPTION! DX
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    Girl A
    http://forums.narutofan.com/picture.php?albumid=709&pictureid=44561

    Girl B
    http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/635842/635842,1289119697,5/stock-photo-a-portrait-of-a-young-blonde-woman-spraying-perfume-on-her-neck-with-one-hand-and-looking-up-64538089.jpg

    Pretend the second is not a ad, that's not relevant, just the girls and their image. This ends in 28 days, in 28 days from now I will reveal the point of this thread.

    The point of this thread is that they're the same girl, and we all end up voting for B because everyone liked a classy-looking girl better than one with part of her hair dyed pink.

    Wrong? Oh, okay.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    Hayden wrote: »
    The point of this thread is that A & B are the same girl, so we all end up voting for TomPravetz 'cause he's a god.

    Well shucks.
    :p
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2011
    I dislike you.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2011
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    I get a massive erection looking at you.

    Is this really appropriate?
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2011
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    I dislike you almost as much as Secret Fawful loves Comrade Pants.

    The man is a stallion.

    Is this really appropriate?
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2011
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    I get a massive erection looking at you, just like Secret Fawful gets a massive erection looking at Catherine Zeta Jones.
    I would wreck her like a stallion.
    I feel the same way about Pravetz. I would motorboat that so hard he'd never be able to sit again. I would release all of my true feelings within him as we lay entwined in the Kamasutra.
    Nasty. Don't try to cover up what you really said just because you're embarrassed, and a massive pervert. Stay true to your feelings, Guru.
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2011
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    I dislike you as much as Secret Fawful's mother dislikes him.

    It's true, she never loved me.

    But she sure loved Comrade Pants.

    Nasty.

    I'm sure it was. Rowr.

    Okay, I'm done here before this thing ends up locked.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2011
    GuruGuru214 wrote:
    Secret Fawful wrote:
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    I get a massive erection looking at you, just like Secret Fawful gets a massive erection looking at Catherine Zeta Jones.
    I would wreck her like a stallion.
    I feel the same way about Pravetz. I would motorboat that so hard he'd never be able to sit again. I would release all of my true feelings within him as we lay entwined in the Kamasutra.
    Nasty. Don't try to cover up what you really said just because you're embarrassed, and a massive pervert. Stay true to your feelings, Guru.
    Yes! I can't take it anymore! I've torn my clothes off! THE WORLD MUST KNOW! THANK YOU, FAWFUL!

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    You're welcome Guru. And I'll see you in hell.
  • OrigamiOrigami
    edited January 2011
    No...point of this topic will be that both girls are actually born men!

    I called it first.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    I feel so loved! Oh, happy day! (But stay the flock away from me Guru. You too, Fawful.)
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2011
    Hayden wrote: »
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    Hayden wrote: »
    I wonder who has started the most locked threads, discounting saucerfoot. There should be an award for that.
    roberttitus? If he didn't start the most, I'm sure he's responsible for getting the most locked.
    Haha, that would be a pretty good bet. Though I think doodo! would also have to come pretty close; I've seen a lot of his threads end up locked (it's not always his fault, though).

    Something relevant from yesterday.

    This thread is gonna be locked very soon. It was never going to last 28 days :D.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    Hayden wrote: »
    Something relevant from yesterday.
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    Other anagrams are:

    Hatred Sharing
    Hardhats Reign
    Hard Shat Reign
    I Thrash Danger
    Grander Ah Shit
    Has Thin Regard
    Harden Shit Rag
    Shit Rag Harden
    It Hangs Harder
    Harder Shag Tin
    Harder Nag Shit
    Thin Harder Gas
    Harder Gas Hint
    Harder As Night
    His Hatred Rang
    Read High Rants
    Dear Thighs Ran
    Rared Thin Shag
    Rared Than Sigh
    Rared Hang Shit

    Something irrelevant from yesterday.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Something irrelevant from yesterday.

    Not really - I spot the words 'shag' and 'hard' in there.

    ...sorry, now I'm contributing to this charade.
  • FarlanderFarlander
    edited January 2011
    Sorry to break everyone's fun (those who have it can pretend I didn't post anything), but I voted for Girl A - not only because she's attractive, but also because she's real.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Something irrelevant from yesterday.

    Ahahaha. Yeah, that's really funny. Come here a minute. That's right come over here-

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    Now I have you, you bastard!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    I won't rest until I am an option! (Or until midnight. Which is now.)

    EVERYONE: SELECT "NEITHER" AND THEN WRITE IN "TOMPRAVETZ."
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited January 2011
    oh hey this thread again
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2011
    Farlander wrote: »
    Sorry to break everyone's fun (those who have it can pretend I didn't post anything), but I voted for Girl A - not only because she's attractive, but also because she's real.

    Arguable. She's still wearing too much make-up, she has a piercing in a stupid place, and she's dyed part of her hair pink. There's still a fair bit of fake-ness there.

    Also, prepare to be misquoted.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    Voting Girl A or Girl B = Voting One more so than the other
    Voting Both = Voting Equal
    Thus only fair answer is "Neither" with the "TomPravetz" write in.
  • DoctorCelloDoctorCello
    edited January 2011
    Hayden wrote: »
    Arguable. She's still wearing too much make-up, she has a piercing in a stupid place, and she's dyed part of her hair pink. There's still a fair bit of fake-ness there.

    Also, prepare to be misquoted.

    Other than the make-up perhaps, how does any of that make her 'fake?'
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    DoctorCello wrote: »
    Other than the make-up perhaps, how does any of that make her 'fake?'

    Fake personality. Nobody is truly like that. I know. I know.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2011
    DoctorCello wrote: »
    Other than the make-up perhaps, how does any of that make her 'fake?'

    Well, perhaps not the lip-ring (I just find it to be a silly and unneeded accessory), but dying your hair pink (or even part of it) is replacing your natural hair colour with one that isn't real; a synthetic colour that isn't yours.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2011
    Hayden wrote: »
    Well, perhaps not the lip-ring (I just find it to be a silly and unneeded accessory), but dying your hair pink (or even part of it) is replacing your natural hair colour with one that isn't real; a synthetic colour that isn't yours.

    Well, I've had blonde highlights before, so...I don't think it's all that bad.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    My hair is all natural. :D So vote for me!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2011
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    Well, I've had blonde highlights before, so...I don't think it's all that bad.

    I didn't say it was bad, I said it was fake. It isn't necessarily a bad thing, it's just that I wouldn't call somebody entirely 'real' if they have dyed their hair, had a lip piercing and applied too much make-up.

    I'm not saying people shouldn't do these things; it's their choice, and I'm not opposed to anyone doing them.
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited January 2011
    What is it with nerds and being against body mods? Hair dying as well as other mods have been a part of human history ever since we first came into being. It's just as natural as wearing silly clothes for appearance sake rather than practical use.

    edit: i should add that i dont mean "OMG Y U DONT LIEK MOD" but rather, i find it curious that most nerds i know have this weird distaste for mods of any kind.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
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    This thread is officially back on track.

    EDIT: Nerds?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    What is it with nerds and being against body mods? Hair dying as well as other mods have been a part of human history ever since we first came into being. It's just as natural as wearing silly clothes for appearance sake rather than practical use.

    I'm not against them, I just find them unnecessary. And yes, I agree, having clothing for any other reason other than practicality/maintaining modesty is also unnecessary. I'm probably guilty of it myself, but I'll admit that it's unnecessary.

    Also, as I said in my previous post, people are free to do whatever they wish with their bodies/image, and I'm not against them doing that (unless it gets into extremes). I was merely stating that a person isn't entirely (< emphasis on that word) real if they feel the need to apply these modifications. And the only reason I said that was to refute Farlander's statement.

    That is all.
  • adventureaddictadventureaddict
    edited January 2011
    I'm with Hayden. It's still makeup, its still covering up things that are natural. Theres no difference between the "fakeness" of Girl A and B.
    That said, B looks entirely photoshopped, and thats a bit different.
    I'm betting they're the same girl.

    Oh yeah, just going on record saying that my vote is for TomPravetz. Pure sex right there.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    Agreed. People don't need it. Piercings are a self-expression, just like tattoos. But I don't like them. You are born the way you should be. Don't f*ck with it. Years of evolution did not mean for you to stick a needle through your eye. I, personally, prefer the simple beauty of the average woman. (Average as in how they should be, not the national average.)

    EDIT:

    2 for A
    2 for B
    4 for TomPravetz. :D
  • DoctorCelloDoctorCello
    edited January 2011
    I hesitate to go further on this debate as, well, I guess none of you noticed the first girl has a little bit of Photoshop too, albeit a more subtle job of it... BUT ANYWAYS. So if these fakey fakey girls aren't attractive, what do you folks consider attractive? Please post pictoral examples.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2011
    You just opened a whole can a worms when Fawful gets here.
  • DoctorCelloDoctorCello
    edited January 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    You just opened a whole can a worms when Fawful gets here.

    Fawful's exempt. I'm talking about everyone who says they don't like 'fake' girls.
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