Respond With A Quote From Anything

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• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  You big p***y!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Gee, I can't tell you what a relief that is... Dick.
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I called that college girl a sl*t.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Popular Slut Club!
• dustpuffs

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Jane, you ignorant slut!
• Klatuu

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
• HelloCthulhu

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Called. Love?
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  What's love got to do with it?
• dustpuffs

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Lovin, touchin, squeezin, each other.
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Just what I always wanted--my own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Boobies...
• StrongBrush1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Let's see... 531-8008.
• HelloCthulhu

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  And my name is Javert! Do not forget me, 24601!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  The name's Bond. James Bond.
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Good luck with the floor James. I've set the timers for six minutes--the same six minutes you gave me. It was the least I could do for a friend.
• dustpuffs

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  That's good. Unless, of course, someone comes up with 6 minute abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
• coolsome

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Miss Havesham's robot monkeys prove a formidable foe.
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  They like seeing a pervert kiss a dog's @$$!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to!
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I forget.
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I need to remember before I forget...
  Before I forget that!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnss........
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
• HelloCthulhu

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Big lipped alligator moment!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  What the hell is that?!
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I can see a lot of TVs being thrown out the window.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I sit down, watch some TV, and drink a whole carton of drinkable sausage!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?
  
  Daddy would you like some sausage? Sausages, sausages...
• StrongBrush1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Donny, shut the fuck up!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark.
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  About those colorful metaphors that we've discussed... I don't think you should try using them anymore.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  You used me like a cheap dishrag!
  
  Shut up, bitch, and get me a sandwich.
• coolsome

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  There once was a man from Nantucket
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Vulcans are well known as the intellectual puppets of this Federation.
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  It's not about money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns!
• StrongBrush1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  You don't care for me
  I don't care about that
  You got an new groove?
  Ha! I like 'em like that
  I have only one burning desire
  Let me stand next to your fire
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  That's what she said.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  How long is this?