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• Toasty

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Long enough to hurt!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Come with me if you want to live.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Why doesn't somebody just shoot me in the head?
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words.
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  "I fixed a masterpiece!" "ERMAHGERD!!!!"
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Tehy terk er JERBS!!!
• StrongBrush1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp dee derpity derpee derp. Until one day... a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp de derp ta teedily tum. From the creators of "Derp" and "Tum Ta Tittly-Tum-Ta-Do," Rob Schneider is " Da Derp De Derp Ta Tittly Derpy Derp De Dumb!" Rated PG-13.
• Toasty

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  PG-13? What is this? For babies?!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  That's like a baby's toy!
• dustpuffs

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Baby like his supper? Baby like his supper?!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I don't like porridge! I want a mouse!
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Shadowknight1 wrote: »

  I don't like porridge! I want a mouse!

  
  You'll eat your porridge and like it!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Pease porridge hot; pease porridge cold;
  Pease porridge in a pot, nine days old.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Solomon Grundy,
  Born on a Monday,
  Christened on Tuesday,
  Married on Wednesday,
  Took ill on Thursday,
  Grew worse on Friday,
  Died on Saturday,
  Buried on Sunday.
  That was the end,
  Of Solomon Grundy.
• VeronicanPlay

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Ow! I did NOT see that!
• Toasty

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Well, it seems as though you need to get your eyes checked! It was right there! RIGHT THERE!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  No, no, no! THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE, right?!
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  That... is why you fail.
• Toasty

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I did nothing but succeed!
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I have nothing but contempt for this court.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT! Why should YOU be any different?!
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  You racist bastard!
• Toasty

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I was arrested for a crime as such, long ago. But that's not the question.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  The question is, who are you?
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I’m Batman.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  And I'm his friend, Jesus!
• StrongBrush1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Don't fuck with Aria.
• dustpuffs

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Are you fucking kidding me?
• HelloCthulhu

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  You talkin to me?
• Jennifer Moderator

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I would automatically think that the answer to that question would be NO because of the moral issues.
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  My brain said "no", but my mouth went, "yes."
• HelloCthulhu

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  That's what she said.
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Oh yeah? Well, I’m suing you for sexual harassment!
• Debbie82

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Sexual harassment... pan-da!
• Shadowknight1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Are panda bears white with black spots, or black with white spots?
• StrongBrush1

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  The question is: who cares?
• deleted_kyxc7lde962932

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  I really don’t give a shit.
• Chyron8472

  January 2013 edited January 2013

  Why, did you want to borrow one?