Just googled Heifer. Shes way too skinny, dark, and tall to be me. I'm a short, stocky, albino. And, while a certain lagamorph could easily describe me, I'm no Bunny.
This is female casting in Hollywood. I was only following orders!
There had better be Mr Pibb when I get done rooting through the attic or you're dead, too.
While you're up there, mind taking care of the rats? They've been a real pain in the neck and occasionally the ass. I'm pretty sure there's some pepper spray and a pistol in one of those boxes, so you shouldn't have a problem.
While you're up there, mind taking care of the rats? They've been a real pain in the neck and occasionally the ass. I'm pretty sure there's some pepper spray and a pistol in one of those boxes, so you shouldn't have a problem.
While you're up there, mind taking care of the rats? They've been a real pain in the neck and occasionally the ass. I'm pretty sure there's some pepper spray and a pistol in one of those boxes, so you shouldn't have a problem.
You keep Max and Sam in boxes in your attic? Can I borrow them for next Thursday? I'm going to the Shinjuku aquarium and I'm afraid of running into Mack Salmon.
You keep Max and Sam in boxes in your attic? Can I borrow them for next Thursday? I'm going to the Shinjuku aquarium and I'm afraid of running into Mack Salmon.
Don't worry, Mack's up there too. I've got a nice collection of characters. I've been thinking of starting a museum, but I'm not sure if they'd be comfortable with that.
You don't get to be Tim Curry. I still have dibs on both that AND Tom Hulce, because I'm too awesome for just ONE actor. You can be Steve Blum...who plays the main character of Cowboy Bebop.
You don't get to be Tim Curry. I still have dibs on both that AND Tom Hulce, because I'm too awesome for just ONE actor. You can be Steve Blum...who plays the main character of Cowboy Bebop.
If you get two actors, then I get to be represented as a hive mind played by an ensemble cast of...
Orson Welles
Armin Shimmerman
Charlie Chaplin
Buster Keaton
Moe Howard
Larry Fine
Curly Howard
Will Smith
Eddie Murphy
Harrison Ford
Sean Connery
and Keenan and Kel as the Hive Lords.
I shall be played by a parrallel-dimension version of Elvis Presley JR (or possibly Elvis Presley JR JR (or would that be Elvis Presley JR^2?)).
Might take a bit of effort to find him though...
If you get two actors, then I get to be represented as a hive mind played by an ensemble cast of...
Orson Welles
Armin Shimmerman
Charlie Chaplin
Buster Keaton
Moe Howard
Larry Fine
Curly Howard
Will Smith
Eddie Murphy
Harrison Ford
Sean Connery
and Keenan and Kel as the Hive Lords.
Then I'll add these names to my list, Gimpy.
Groucho Marx
Humphrey Bogart
Jimmy Stewart
Joe Pesci
Daniel Stern
Harpo Marx
Chico Marx
Lou Costello
Christian Bale
Tom Hardy
George Clooney
Cary Grant
Jerry Lewis
The Great Gildersleeve
Charlie McCarthy
James Bond
Mark Hamill
Phillip J. Fry
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Cheech Marin
Antonio Banderas
Johnny Depp
Christopher Walken
Tommy Wiseau
Jeff Goldblum
Doug Walker
Noah Antwiler
James Rolfe
Jim Carrey
Bill Murray
Robin Williams
Martin Short
Chevy Chase
Dan Ackroyd
John Belushi
Tom Hanks
Javier Bardem
Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Swarzeneggar
Dominic Armato
Lee Van Cleef
Eli Wallach
Tomas Millian
AND JEFF BRIDGES
Groucho Marx
Humphrey Bogart
Jimmy Stewart
Joe Pesci
Daniel Stern
Harpo Marx
Chico Marx
Lou Costello
Christian Bale
Tom Hardy
George Clooney
Cary Grant
Jerry Lewis
The Great Gildersleeve
Charlie McCarthy
James Bond
Mark Hamill
Phillip J. Fry
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Cheech Marin
Antonio Banderas
Johnny Depp
Christopher Walken
Tommy Wiseau
Jeff Goldblum
Doug Walker
Noah Antwiler
James Rolfe
Jim Carrey
Bill Murray
Robin Williams
Martin Short
Chevy Chase
Dan Ackroyd
John Belushi
Tom Hanks
Javier Bardem
Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Swarzeneggar
Dominic Armato
Lee Van Cleef
Eli Wallach
Tomas Millian
AND JEFF BRIDGES
Look, you can be Lee Van Cleef, but those other actors and ficticious characters are all engaged in Mel Brook's triumphant return to cinema - SECRET: THE FAWFUL STORY.
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There had better be Mr Pibb when I get done rooting through the attic or you're dead, too.
If you caught my Areas of My Expertise reference to Lombre, then yes.
This is female casting in Hollywood. I was only following orders!
There's some leftover homemade pot pie in my fridge if you start getting hungry. And I'm making okonomiyaki for dinner tonight.
Bring me my Hollywood Teleporter!
While you're up there, mind taking care of the rats? They've been a real pain in the neck and occasionally the ass. I'm pretty sure there's some pepper spray and a pistol in one of those boxes, so you shouldn't have a problem.
What about Lulu?
She used to act a bit back in the day!
It had better not be 9mm. 9mm is for pussies.
Fine. Be that way, you putz.
You keep Max and Sam in boxes in your attic? Can I borrow them for next Thursday? I'm going to the Shinjuku aquarium and I'm afraid of running into Mack Salmon.
Do one Fawful!!
Well, that's better than Zeta-Jones anyway.
Don't worry, Mack's up there too. I've got a nice collection of characters. I've been thinking of starting a museum, but I'm not sure if they'd be comfortable with that.
Telltale used Warner Bros. Partnership Deal!
+50 Faith!
Faith partially restored!
+50 Anticipation!
Anticipation partially restored!
Well at least someone noticed :rolleyes:
Who the hell is Lulu? Oh, fine! You can be played by Marina Sirtis.
No kidding. I can't wait to see what else they have to announce.
You don't get to be Tim Curry. I still have dibs on both that AND Tom Hulce, because I'm too awesome for just ONE actor. You can be Steve Blum...who plays the main character of Cowboy Bebop.
I think that's it for now; let them keep some secrets.
As much as I love Al. I'm not going to go for that far a leap. Being 17 I'd probably need some younger actor.
Before you say Michael Cera: Just no.
Hey, Warner Bros owns Thundercats now, doesn't it? And Thundercats is getting a new show this year... OMG YES.
I know, I meant overall when all five projects are announced.
If you get two actors, then I get to be represented as a hive mind played by an ensemble cast of...
Orson Welles
Armin Shimmerman
Charlie Chaplin
Buster Keaton
Moe Howard
Larry Fine
Curly Howard
Will Smith
Eddie Murphy
Harrison Ford
Sean Connery
and Keenan and Kel as the Hive Lords.
And working for fast food joints, apparently.
I do! I do I do I do-oo!
I think I just figured out who'll play Fawful
Might take a bit of effort to find him though...
Also, can you make us a poster, Fawfs?
Then I'll add these names to my list, Gimpy.
Groucho Marx
Humphrey Bogart
Jimmy Stewart
Joe Pesci
Daniel Stern
Harpo Marx
Chico Marx
Lou Costello
Christian Bale
Tom Hardy
George Clooney
Cary Grant
Jerry Lewis
The Great Gildersleeve
Charlie McCarthy
James Bond
Mark Hamill
Phillip J. Fry
Bender Bending Rodriguez
Cheech Marin
Antonio Banderas
Johnny Depp
Christopher Walken
Tommy Wiseau
Jeff Goldblum
Doug Walker
Noah Antwiler
James Rolfe
Jim Carrey
Bill Murray
Robin Williams
Martin Short
Chevy Chase
Dan Ackroyd
John Belushi
Tom Hanks
Javier Bardem
Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Swarzeneggar
Dominic Armato
Lee Van Cleef
Eli Wallach
Tomas Millian
AND JEFF BRIDGES
Edgar Wright.
Speculators.
Look, you can be Lee Van Cleef, but those other actors and ficticious characters are all engaged in Mel Brook's triumphant return to cinema - SECRET: THE FAWFUL STORY.
Why!?
I also nominate Ennio Morricone to do the soundtrack.
I already signed Harry Zimmilliamsconesmith to do it.
If by Majus, you mean Yog-Sothoth, the crawling horror then yes!
on whichh part?
im not good at titles but Edgar Wright directed Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz
The title. Wright is pretty awesome at overt comedy, but this is going to be played completely deadpan.