Follow Edward, the ugliest and probably most haphazard king Struglend has ever had, and his herald Fred, as they go on a quest to restore order to the universe. Well, maybe not the universe, but at least the little piece of land they call home – Struglend. In their journey to remove the evil knight who has invaded the kingdom, they meet several hilarious characters that remind them how good it is to have a semi-sane mind in a crazy, crazy world.
In case some of you missed it, Jan Jacob Mekes = Haggis ^^
Out of curiosity, how long would I have to wait for a physical copy? Also, which purchase would benefit you most? If it came down to it, despite my love for physical books, I'd buy the ebook if you get more money from it.
Another awesome story that took some thinking out of the box. Have you ever read An Inspector Calls, by JB Priestley? The ending is somewhat...similar...
Haven't read that, no... but there's bound to be similarities, since pretty much everything has already been done at least once. It's just the characters and settings that change, really.
Out of curiosity, how long would I have to wait for a physical copy? Also, which purchase would benefit you most? If it came down to it, despite my love for physical books, I'd buy the ebook if you get more money from it.
I don't know how long it will take to finish the print edition... it's the first time I'm designing a book, and making a print book is quite a different ball game than an e-book... it could be available this month or the next... but I'd be surprised (and disappointed, with myself and the world at large) if it would take any longer than that.
As for what would benefit me most... right now I have no idea. I get $ 2.21 from every purchase at Smashwords, but I don't know what that margin will be for the paperback yet. That depends on the base price, which I'll only know when I've completed the design process. I'll let you all know more when I know more!
Speaking of that locked room murder story, I got an idea:
A mailman is delivering a package to a man who lives in a colonial-style mansion out in the countryside. The man lives by himself, no staff, no spouse, no children. When the mailman arrives to the man's house, he notices the front door is slightly opened.
And when the mailman looks inside, he sees the man dead on the ground, a large pool of blood behind his head.
That's not really a locked-room story, but it could be a different one. It might help if you come up with some off-the-wall words to give him some inspiration on where to take it, though.
To get back to Alcoremortis' question, the print version of Struglend Tales will be $ 7.99, but I get a bigger return from e-book purchases at Smashwords. If you'd rather wait for the paperback though, that might take a month or two (I'm waiting for the proof copy to arrive).
That's not really a locked-room story, but it could be a different one. It might help if you come up with some off-the-wall words to give him some inspiration on where to take it, though.
Yes, Noname215, I suggest you turn that into a story suggestion of your own. With some interesting additional elements, it could turn into something nice!
To get back to Alcoremortis' question, the print version of Struglend Tales will be $ 7.99, but I get a bigger return from e-book purchases at Smashwords. If you'd rather wait for the paperback though, that might take a month or two (I'm waiting for the proof copy to arrive).
Well, I'd rather get the version that gives you a bigger return even though my overstuffed bookshelf...well, actually, my bookshelf really doesn't need to have more books crammed into it. To ebooks go I!
That's not really a locked-room story, but it could be a different one. It might help if you come up with some off-the-wall words to give him some inspiration on where to take it, though.
Knife in the back.
No fingerprints.
Only clue is erased security tape.
Victim had many enemies because of his wealth.
Thanks to you I started something similar myself with a bunch of friends, and for the first one, one of my friends came up with the following keywords:
Train
Timer (like a stopwatch or something similar)
Fraud
Actually, the keywords were "trein", "timer" and "oplichting", but you get the point.
Now, I already have written the story and posted it to them, but it would be fun to see what you came up with. Afterwards, I will post mine (although someone should need to translate it to English).
Well, I'd rather get the version that gives you a bigger return even though my overstuffed bookshelf...well, actually, my bookshelf really doesn't need to have more books crammed into it. To ebooks go I!
Thank you kindly! I appreciate every customer and promise I will love them to death.*
(I really want to get to making stuff, but at the moment I'm being a lazy ass! XD)
Thanks! Good to know that I somehow inspire people. And the trick to stop being lazy is to let your work depend on others, like I'm doing with these stories. If you have someone who's expecting you to make stuff, that's a good motivator.
Now, I already have written the story and posted it to them, but it would be fun to see what you came up with. Afterwards, I will post mine (although someone should need to translate it to English).
Cool idea, it'll be interesting to see what we come up with. And I wouldn't mind translating the story, if it's not too long (unless you'd rather do it yourself or have someone else do it).
And it's funny how you found it depressing, while VeronicanPlay laughed all the way through. Are you sure you two read the same story?
A story that had me laughing and disgusted (at how generalisations and misconceptions are all too commonplace in real life too) all the way through. Good work, sir!
A story that had me laughing and disgusted (at how generalisations and misconceptions are all too commonplace in real life too) all the way through. Good work, sir!
And since you all seem to like it so much, I guess I'll have to put it into the 2012 anthology (I hadn't planned to at first, because of the references to real-world brands like MLP and Fox, but what the hey, it's all artistic liberty... right? )
And since you all seem to like it so much, I guess I'll have to put it into the 2012 anthology (I hadn't planned to at first, because of the references to real-world brands like MLP and Fox, but what the hey, it's all artistic liberty... right? )
I don't know about your laws, but it's not for profit, so in the States, you should be fine. It's no worse than an average fanfic. (well, in fairness a fanfic is technically a lot worse, but whatever.)
Okay, so, I've got this question about Smashwords.
If I, say, decide to write an eBook and publish it on Smashwords, I can set a percentage of how much is free sample material. Now I assume it's a very stupid idea and I should be pelted for it if I were ever to do it (or for even thinking about it), but is it possible to make the entire book a free sample, meaning people have the choice to either buy the eBook or not?
I don't know about your laws, but it's not for profit, so in the States, you should be fine. It's no worse than an average fanfic. (well, in fairness a fanfic is technically a lot worse, but whatever.)
Okay, yeah, I'll just go ahead and take a chance. Maybe they'll even sue me... then I'll be famous!
Okay, so, I've got this question about Smashwords.
If I, say, decide to write an eBook and publish it on Smashwords, I can set a percentage of how much is free sample material. Now I assume it's a very stupid idea and I should be pelted for it if I were ever to do it (or for even thinking about it), but is it possible to make the entire book a free sample, meaning people have the choice to either buy the eBook or not?
I'm not sure if you can do that, but Smashwords does offer the option to use a "pay what you want" pricing model, so that may work for you.
Oh, and SilverWolfPet told me to add this picture here of me holding my book... to show all of you what you're missing out on if you don't buy it!
May I inquire what the exact problem is for you regarding Amazon? If it's a practical problem, such as payment methods, there's a way around it; I'd have to switch on expanded distribution, then US bookstores will be able to stock or order the book.
If it's about an Amazon boycott however, there's not much I can do. Since I published the book through CreateSpace, Amazon will always get a portion of any sale. The "easiest" way to fix this would be to have another edition printed by another company, but that would be a lot of extra work, and it would dilute the book's presence on the market.
Beh, unfortunately, Amazon, and Amazon has no Paypal support. Added to that is the fact that I don't have a credit card, and you'll get the point.
That, and my mom told me not to order anything for the next few years. Because I'm broke.
Although I really want it. I just can't read stuff online, because my head will hurt.
Well, if you do want to order it some day, just let me know and we can figure out something. The same goes for everyone else who can't buy from Amazon. I'll work on setting up some sort of store page on my site where you can pay with PayPal.
Also, sorry for not having another story ready yet, I just wanted to address these issues first.
May I inquire what the exact problem is for you regarding Amazon?
It's complicated, and I don't want to go into it all here, but it's a matter of providing personal info to Amazon, not a desire to keep them from profiting in any way. So "expanded distribution" may be an option, though I don't know what's involved in that. (If there's no possible downside, why wouldn't everyone choose it?)
Another thing is that, at least here in the U.S., independent booksellers are all but dead. So I'd have to order it at some huge place like Barnes & Noble, and they normally only stock their own stuff. And I don't think I'm up for paying for international shipping right now.
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Follow Edward, the ugliest and probably most haphazard king Struglend has ever had, and his herald Fred, as they go on a quest to restore order to the universe. Well, maybe not the universe, but at least the little piece of land they call home – Struglend. In their journey to remove the evil knight who has invaded the kingdom, they meet several hilarious characters that remind them how good it is to have a semi-sane mind in a crazy, crazy world.
In case some of you missed it, Jan Jacob Mekes = Haggis ^^
Out of curiosity, how long would I have to wait for a physical copy? Also, which purchase would benefit you most? If it came down to it, despite my love for physical books, I'd buy the ebook if you get more money from it.
I have, however, compiled 28 of last year's stories into a free e-book, as promised, which you can download here: http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/132585
Now I'll get to working on the print edition of Struglend Tales, and then I'll return to crafting your prompts into even more bizarre stories!
Haven't read that, no... but there's bound to be similarities, since pretty much everything has already been done at least once. It's just the characters and settings that change, really.
Yeah, it would never work.
I also sneaked in "I'm your only friend" from the intro of the song. I know, maybe it's a bit too sneaky.
Why, thank you! If only everyone was so weak...
I don't know how long it will take to finish the print edition... it's the first time I'm designing a book, and making a print book is quite a different ball game than an e-book... it could be available this month or the next... but I'd be surprised (and disappointed, with myself and the world at large) if it would take any longer than that.
As for what would benefit me most... right now I have no idea. I get $ 2.21 from every purchase at Smashwords, but I don't know what that margin will be for the paperback yet. That depends on the base price, which I'll only know when I've completed the design process. I'll let you all know more when I know more!
A mailman is delivering a package to a man who lives in a colonial-style mansion out in the countryside. The man lives by himself, no staff, no spouse, no children. When the mailman arrives to the man's house, he notices the front door is slightly opened.
And when the mailman looks inside, he sees the man dead on the ground, a large pool of blood behind his head.
Just my idea for a beginning.
And FYI, that was sarcasm. Just so you know.
Don't be an S.O.B.
Yes, Noname215, I suggest you turn that into a story suggestion of your own. With some interesting additional elements, it could turn into something nice!
Not yet... still 3 more stories before I get to yours... no, wait... 2 more! Because here's a new one! http://bouffonbooks.com/2012/02/20/take-me-to-your-leader/
Well, I'd rather get the version that gives you a bigger return even though my overstuffed bookshelf...well, actually, my bookshelf really doesn't need to have more books crammed into it. To ebooks go I!
Knife in the back.
No fingerprints.
Only clue is erased security tape.
Victim had many enemies because of his wealth.
That better?
Keep up the good work Haggis! Im rootin' for ya.
(I really want to get to making stuff, but at the moment I'm being a lazy ass! XD)
That was depressing...
Anyway, here's a fun little one.
Thanks to you I started something similar myself with a bunch of friends, and for the first one, one of my friends came up with the following keywords:
Actually, the keywords were "trein", "timer" and "oplichting", but you get the point.
Now, I already have written the story and posted it to them, but it would be fun to see what you came up with. Afterwards, I will post mine (although someone should need to translate it to English).
Yay getting close!
And that was really funny by the way, I laughed through the whole ting.
And also it's time to reply to some of you lovely people.
Thank you kindly!
* Void where prohibited
Yes, I'm sure I can do something with that.
Thanks! Good to know that I somehow inspire people.
Cool idea, it'll be interesting to see what we come up with.
And it's funny how you found it depressing, while VeronicanPlay laughed all the way through. Are you sure you two read the same story?
And just because I can't keep it in... Yay 1 more story then it's my turn! (claps and jumps in joy).
I'm easily depressed.
Thanks!
Yeah, I can't help it. Even serious stories benefit from some amount of humour.
To be fair, I was going for a bit of a sad ending there.
I had almost forgotten to put in the reference... I had it worked out in my head, but for some reason I forgot to put it in while writing...
Cool, apparently I'm getting better!
And since you all seem to like it so much, I guess I'll have to put it into the 2012 anthology (I hadn't planned to at first, because of the references to real-world brands like MLP and Fox, but what the hey, it's all artistic liberty... right?
I don't know about your laws, but it's not for profit, so in the States, you should be fine. It's no worse than an average fanfic. (well, in fairness a fanfic is technically a lot worse, but whatever.)
If I, say, decide to write an eBook and publish it on Smashwords, I can set a percentage of how much is free sample material. Now I assume it's a very stupid idea and I should be pelted for it if I were ever to do it (or for even thinking about it), but is it possible to make the entire book a free sample, meaning people have the choice to either buy the eBook or not?
Isn't that an episode of Futurama?
Is it? I didn't know that.
How about instead of a pizzeria, he owns a book store?
Okay, yeah, I'll just go ahead and take a chance. Maybe they'll even sue me... then I'll be famous!
I'm not sure if you can do that, but Smashwords does offer the option to use a "pay what you want" pricing model, so that may work for you.
Oh, and SilverWolfPet told me to add this picture here of me holding my book... to show all of you what you're missing out on if you don't buy it!
Is it possible to get a physical copy of Struglend Tales from a non-Amazon source, or do they have the exclusive?
https://www.createspace.com/3799644
^^ I'm waiting for mine to arrive!
Only problem:
CreateSpace is a DBA of On-Demand Publishing LLC, part of the Amazon group of companies.
So they're really also Amazon.
I know, not a problem for most people.
Who cares. I'll take 12 of it.
That, and my mom told me not to order anything for the next few years. Because I'm broke.
Although I really want it. I just can't read stuff online, because my head will hurt.
May I inquire what the exact problem is for you regarding Amazon? If it's a practical problem, such as payment methods, there's a way around it; I'd have to switch on expanded distribution, then US bookstores will be able to stock or order the book.
If it's about an Amazon boycott however, there's not much I can do. Since I published the book through CreateSpace, Amazon will always get a portion of any sale. The "easiest" way to fix this would be to have another edition printed by another company, but that would be a lot of extra work, and it would dilute the book's presence on the market.
Well, if you do want to order it some day, just let me know and we can figure out something. The same goes for everyone else who can't buy from Amazon. I'll work on setting up some sort of store page on my site where you can pay with PayPal.
Also, sorry for not having another story ready yet, I just wanted to address these issues first.
It's complicated, and I don't want to go into it all here, but it's a matter of providing personal info to Amazon, not a desire to keep them from profiting in any way. So "expanded distribution" may be an option, though I don't know what's involved in that. (If there's no possible downside, why wouldn't everyone choose it?)
Another thing is that, at least here in the U.S., independent booksellers are all but dead. So I'd have to order it at some huge place like Barnes & Noble, and they normally only stock their own stuff. And I don't think I'm up for paying for international shipping right now.
Squeeeeee!!! I loved it.
Now, finally I have returned from the grave to bring you another bizarre story: http://bouffonbooks.com/2012/05/05/an-apology/
Sorry for being so late, I hope to have the next done a bit sooner.
...I'll just let this one slide.