The "whatever's on your mind" thread 1.3

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  • edited July 2013
    Uninterestingly enough, on my first decent sleep in weeks, I had my first dream(that I remember) in the same time. I do not recall what happened, but I got myself banned for a long time from here.

    I wonder if it was a premonition.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited July 2013
    The Fox... but I've wanted to change that for a while now.
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    I don't know why you'd want to switch to Chrome.

    There are more than three browser types in the world, you know? ;)

    Thanks for the suggestions - I'll give them a go...
  • JenniferJennifer Moderator
    edited July 2013
    There are more than three browser types in the world, you know? ;)
    Ah, so you're thinking about changing to Microsoft Internet Explorer? :p
  • edited July 2013
    I thought Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed had a high skill cap when it had three difficulty levels, but it seems I've unlocked a fourth.

    Geez, this is a kart racer that doesn't fuck around!
  • edited July 2013
    Jennifer wrote: »
    Ah, so you're thinking about changing to Microsoft Internet Explorer? :p

    Dust off the old Navigator and WebCrawler.
  • edited July 2013
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  • edited July 2013
    I recommend NCSA Mosaic.

    Anything but Safari or Internet Explorer.

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  • edited July 2013
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    Head over to http://marathon.speeddemosarchive.com/ to see some great live speedruns of games. They have started about 10 minutes ago with Okami.

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  • edited July 2013
    I don't usually care about the way celebrities look, but I don't understand the obsession girls have with Benedict Cumberbatch. His face just looks.... Really off...
  • edited July 2013
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    I don't usually care about the way celebrities look, but I don't understand the obsession girls have with Benedict Cumberbatch. His face just looks.... Really off...

    I think its also his voice and how he plays Sherlock theres more to attraction then just psychical appearances.
  • edited July 2013
    Do psychics have the best psychical appearance or is their psychical appearance all worn out from overuse?
  • edited July 2013
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    I don't usually care about the way celebrities look, but I don't understand the obsession girls have with Benedict Cumberbatch. His face just looks.... Really off...

    It's definitely the voice. Kinda the same thing with Tom Baker. He may not be the prettiest individual, but that voice is like someone took a velvet cupcake with cream cheese frosting and a strawberry and somehow converted it into soundwaves.
  • edited July 2013
    "Unfortunately, the movie scenes we worked hard to create were uploaded onto the internet." Sakurai lamented. "You can only truly wow a player the first time he sees [a cutscene]. I felt if players saw the cutscenes outside of the game, they would no longer serve as rewards for playing the game, so I've decided against having them."

    ...Nintendo.

    It's 2013.
  • I've been wondering what the difference is between "a massive crush" and being in love.

    Who cares? I got internet connection!
  • edited July 2013
    ...Nintendo.

    It's 2013.

    He only says he's against using cutscenes as rewards. Who the fuck even has cutscenes as rewards?

    Also, Sakurai != Nintendo.
  • edited July 2013
    I must be great at Metal Gear Solid then.
  • edited July 2013
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    He only says he's against using cutscenes as rewards. Who the fuck even has cutscenes as rewards?.
    Sakurai did. This is the given reason for the new Smash Bros. not getting any form of story mode a la Brawl's Subspace Emissary.
  • edited July 2013
    Sakurai did. This is the given reason for the new Smash Bros. not getting any form of story mode a la Brawl's Subspace Emissary.

    You completely misinterpreted what I've written. They're two completely different statements, the second being a response to Sakurai thinking it actually was.

    I've been following this longer than you think, and he already made a similar the exact same statement a month earlier.
  • edited July 2013
    In either case, the point is that Nintendo itself and/or various people working for Nintendo are almost completely out of touch with today's set top console gaming market.

    If it weren't for the success of their DS line, I would expect them to soon go the way of Sega.
  • edited July 2013
    for years i thought leisure suit larry was actually called leisure suite larry because the first one i played was Leisure Suit Larry 6: Shape Up or Slip Out! and i thought it was referring to his hotel room as a leisure suite and i didn't know what a leisure suit was and i obviously didn't/couldn't read it properly, and now i still think of it as leisure suite larry
  • edited July 2013
    for years i thought leisure suit larry was actually called leisure suite larry because the first one i played was Leisure Suit Larry 6: Shape Up or Slip Out! and i thought it was referring to his hotel room as a leisure suite and i didn't know what a leisure suit was and i obviously didn't/couldn't read it properly, and now i still think of it as leisure suite larry
    Best. Story. EVER.
  • edited July 2013
    http://www.destructoid.com/smash-bros-lacks-cutscenes-because-they-ll-end-up-online-258717.phtml

    There still is a single player/story mode to Brawl, but it won't have cutscenes.

    So essentially Melee's Adventure Mode.
  • edited July 2013
    I always wanted them to try and do a single player that incorporated each type of game that the characters were from. Sort of like Melee's single player, but the zelda stage would actually lay like a Zelda stage (Or be a boss fight, VS. Ganon or something.).

    But I loved the cutscenes from Brawl. They were some of the best parts. hey were what made the single player worth playing, because it was pretty generic stuff.
  • edited July 2013
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    http://www.destructoid.com/smash-bros-lacks-cutscenes-because-they-ll-end-up-online-258717.phtml

    There still is a single player/story mode to Brawl, but it won't have cutscenes.

    So essentially Melee's Adventure Mode.
    Probably will still be good.

    But it's a stupid reason, though.
  • edited July 2013
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    Probably will still be good.

    But it's a stupid reason, though.

    Oh yeah, the logic behind it is hilariously bad, but at the same time Smash Bros is more of a party game to me than anything, so as long as the fighting is still fun, I'm in.
  • edited July 2013
    I'm so fucking tired of working on stupid shit that leads to nowhere. Every project I want to start strands because I realize I need to add even more stupid bullshit to it, and then I end up releasing the script on the Internet, never to use it myself.

    And then I go on the Internet to see people bitch about Nintendo not releasing enough games. Right, and pooping out mediocre games just to get the games quicker on the market is suddenly okay. I've seen a lot of people complain about how games these days aren't polished, how developers cut content to later sell it as DLC, and yet people want Nintendo to pull this bullshit? Fucking what the fuck man?

    Newsflash, Nintendo ain't going to do no such thing. It's already known Nintendo won't deliberately cut shit out of their game to later sell as DLC. If they're going to make DLC, it has better be worth it. New Super Luigi U was one of these occasions. So far, all Nintendo DLC has been thought of after the game was completed and released.

    So when I read bullshit like, "Oh, but why don't they CUT SOME FUCKING CHARACTERS FROM SUPER SMASH BROS. TO RELEASE THEM AS DLC, PISSING OFF AND PISSING ON A MAJORITY OF THE FUCKING FANBASE, BUT FUCK THEM, I'M A FUCKING IMPATIENT ASSHAT," I'm reminded why I fucking hate gamers.

    Which makes it all the more puzzling why I try to make a game.

    But hey, perhaps I'm just making the games for myself. That, and at least a small portion of the gaming community doesn't consist of tools. I guess they're worth it.

    Tell you what, if for some reason Valve / Steam gets a moment of stupidity and one of my games miraculously gets accepted and greenlit, I'll give each and every one of you guys a Steam key. Or at least a Desura key. Does that sound like a plan?
  • edited July 2013
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  • edited July 2013
    I really liked The Wolverine it wasn't perfect but it was much more then I expected. It was better then Man of Steel and Iron Man 3 in my opinion.
  • edited July 2013
    Why the fuck did I purchase Hearthfire during the Steam sale?
  • My Top 10 Comedies

    1. Blazing Saddles
    2. It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
    3. Analyze This
    4. Clerks II
    5. Arsenic and Old Lace
    6. Caddyshack
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  • edited July 2013
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    Why the fuck did I purchase Hearthfire during the Steam sale?

    Because $2?
  • edited July 2013
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    What?

    You make no sense. For some people on this board, that's not unexpected, but I wouldn't think that coming from you.
  • edited July 2013
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    For some people on this board, that's not unexpected,

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  • edited July 2013
    I'm going to just plain go to silkroads and hire a hitman to assassinate Marcus Beer. That hack.
  • edited July 2013
    "It's okay to for me to be an asshole because it's not popular to hate me but oh man that Phil Fish he's so ungrateful to the media who want him to suck their balls for attention what a hack"

    marcus beer please suckle my peepee
  • edited July 2013
    My god that Symphony of the Night peaceful lvl 1 run is glorious. Summer games done quick 2013. Watch it!

    http://marathon.speeddemosarchive.com/
  • edited July 2013
    Hating Marcus Beer is nothing new to me. He's been a hack ever since he started to claim the Wii U sucks.

    Heck, anybody related to Doritos Pope is a no-show for me. Which is why I stopped visiting GameTrailers.
  • edited July 2013
    I want to watch the light in his eyes go out as I stand over him, smiling like Light Yagami, weiner out, pissing on his face.

    No, I don't mean I want to murder him. I just want to knock his lights out and piss on his face.
  • edited July 2013
    I just want to knock his lights out and piss on his face.

    Wouldn't the other way round be worse?
  • edited July 2013
    coolsome wrote: »
    Wouldn't the other way round be worse?

    I don't want to touch him after I piss on him.

    Phil Fish has left the games industry.
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