Gah, fucking Father's Day bringing out all the scum looking for last-minute gifts from pound shops. For the love of god, is it really that hard to actually pronounce all the letters in a word? And do you have to swear all the time? You're in public for fuck's sake, at least pretend you have some semblance of dignity.
Gah, fucking Father's Day bringing out all the scum looking for last-minute gifts from pound shops. For the love of god, is it really that hard to actually pronounce all the letters in a word? And do you have to swear all the time? You're in public for fuck's sake, at least pretend you have some semblance of dignity.
Gah, fucking Father's Day bringing out all the scum looking for last-minute gifts from pound shops. For the love of god, is it really that hard to actually pronounce all the letters in a word? And do you have to swear all the time? You're in public for fuck's sake, at least pretend you have some semblance of dignity.
I'm not in the UK. I'm just incredibly aware of UK culture. I'm in an even worse hell. Biblethumper land. Incestville. Farmer territory. Racism central. The capitol of ignorance. Midwestern America.
I'm not in the UK. I'm in an even worse hell. Biblethumper land. Incestville. Farmer territory. Racism central. Midwestern America.
Not that much different from Southern England to be honest. I'm in Hampshire, home to many a incestuous farmer. Plus there's plenty of "holier than thou" types and some dickhead chav referred to black people as "coons" when I was in the pub a couple of weeks ago.
Hampshire born, Hampshire bred. Strong in the arm, thick in the head.
(and yes, this applies to me too, though not the "strong in the arm" part. I'm just thick).
Or you've broken the mold. Hampshire is a moldy place full of moldy people.
No, no. You've misheard the saying! Hampshire is a moley place, full of moley moles and I did indeed break a mole by blowing it's mind with philosophical musings.
Between Vin Deisel and Dino from The Flintstones? If so, send me a link.
*takes out penis*
No, you sick pervert. Besides, everyone knows Vin Deisel is asexual.
I just... I dunno, felt like doing it. Seeing if I could and how good it'd be. And I wasn't kidding, it turned out really well. Can't share it here though, obviously.
No, you sick pervert. Besides, everyone knows Vin Deisel is asexual.
I just... I dunno, felt like doing it. Seeing if I could and how good it'd be. And I wasn't kidding, it turned out really well. Can't share it here though, obviously.
*puts away penis*
I would have settled for Marty Feldman and Scooby-Doo.
I just... I dunno, felt like doing it. Seeing if I could and how good it'd be. And I wasn't kidding, it turned out really well. Can't share it here though, obviously.
Tell you what - if you're genuinely curious, it's here.
EDIT: Tweaked it a bit to replace the censored words with ones that aren't.
EDIT2: Had enough of that site and its censorship, and just posted the damn thing on my old blog.
Huh, that's surprisingly... I don't really want to say "good" but yeah, it was really well written. You could actually have a career writing "erotic novels" if you wanted to. I'm dead serious. Surely it's got to beat working at the pound shop?
I need a gimmick when I get WWE 2k14 for my create a wrestler one relateable and orderly people can understand.
Orokon king of swamp demons
Back in the first days of CAW, my friend had his Fonzerelli(no relation) he always made and I had my Brick of Man-Butter(every physical stat maxed). Ah the old days.
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If I were seller, I'd be most disappointed when the "money" came through.
Probably don't even know who the father is.
Ouch. Harsh.
Did you love it to death?
You're in the UK.
Fawful's in the UK?! Whaaaaaaaaaat? :eek:
Kill me!
Hampshire born, Hampshire bred. Strong in the arm, thick in the head.
(and yes, this applies to me too, though not the "strong in the arm" part. I'm just thick).
No, no. You've misheard the saying! Hampshire is a moley place, full of moley moles and I did indeed break a mole by blowing it's mind with philosophical musings.
True story.
Didn't love it enough I never put it back in the box.
Ah, death by scratches! I know that one all too well.
R.I.P. 'Terminator' DVD.
Washington D.C.?
No real reason. Just felt like it.
...
...and it is HOT.
Between Vin Deisel and Dino from The Flintstones? If so, send me a link.
*takes out penis*
I just... I dunno, felt like doing it. Seeing if I could and how good it'd be. And I wasn't kidding, it turned out really well. Can't share it here though, obviously.
*puts away penis*
I would have settled for Marty Feldman and Scooby-Doo.
Mods can't be banned.
EDIT: Tweaked it a bit to replace the censored words with ones that aren't.
EDIT2: Had enough of that site and its censorship, and just posted the damn thing on my old blog.
Huh, that's surprisingly... I don't really want to say "good" but yeah, it was really well written. You could actually have a career writing "erotic novels" if you wanted to. I'm dead serious. Surely it's got to beat working at the pound shop?
Thats a good line for an erotic novel.
I can only imagine what you could do with Dino or Marty Feldman.
Back in the first days of CAW, my friend had his Fonzerelli(no relation) he always made and I had my Brick of Man-Butter(every physical stat maxed). Ah the old days.
I FUCKING CAN'T EVEN
If it's something you can order, it's safe bet coolsome will eventually have it.
fix'd.
Send me a link. I gotta read this shit!
I raped Mayor McCheese once.
The plot for Marsden's next sex scene revealed!
Only once?