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  • MardukMarduk
    edited September 2009
    You win the game. This thread dies and everybody hates you because you killed their fun.

    I wish for something bad to happen.
  • TookiGuyTookiGuy
    edited September 2009
    But then something bad happens, and due to the nature of bad, it is bad for YOU. It's subjective, see? So something bad that YOU don't want to happen, happens.

    I wish I didn't feel guilty for no justifiable reason.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited September 2009
    Granted. You eventually get sick of not being depressed all the time and do a barrel roll into a pit of lava. Too bad.

    I wish I was an expert at Flash Actionscript.
  • TookiGuyTookiGuy
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but now you can't ever get laid.

    I wish I didn't have to sleep.
  • MardukMarduk
    edited September 2009
    Had I meant I wished for nothing bad to happen to me I'd have said "I wish for something bad to happen to somebody else with absolutely no adverse consequences to myself, directly or indirectly".

    I just wished for something generally bad to happen, to myself or not. Now; either I've made incorruptible wish or I've won the game.

    However your wish is granted; you now no longer feel guilty for any reason that cannot be justified. Unfortunately your life history is altered (by the magic of the wish) and you now find a great deal of things about which you feel justified to be guilty about and that others might judge you to be guilty for. You live the rest of your life (however long that may be) going insane out of the paranoia that somebody will discover your dark secrets and expose them to the world or even taking out their own personal brand of retribution.


    Sorry, Snicklin, I ignored your wish entirely.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited September 2009
    *to TookiGuy* Granted, but after two weeks no one tell the difference between you and a splattered rotten egg.

    I wish fantastic fan fictions were recongised as such by creators.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but the authors of these fan fictions are arrested for breach of copyright.

    I wish there were more hours in the day.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but now the day is so long that you need to drink caffeine to stay awake.

    I wish they'd make another goddamned Starfox game already.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited September 2009
    granted, but they use the ending where slippy had a family, and you only play as slippy raiseing a family. the sims, with frogs.

    i wish that i had a giant stockpile of Dr. Pepper (the Soda, not a random guy.).
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but you suddenly realise that you don't even like Dr. Pepper.

    I wish men could have multiple orgasms.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    what the crap is an orgasm?

    granted, but then you do a barrel roll into a pit of lava.

    i wish that i won the game and then it started over.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted. Unfortunately, You lost the game.

    I wish people didn't immediately think of Fursuiters when the hear about furries.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Granted, they now think about you. A lot.

    I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted but now you're like me and have horrible, HORRIBLE insomnia.

    I wish more people played Sven Coop.
  • TookiGuyTookiGuy
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but then it becomes a fad, and 90% of the people playing are brainless sheep people.

    I wish I could make decent money off of making music.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted, But you're now Britney Spears.

    I wish I wish I was a fish.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    you become krill and a whale comes and eats you. didnt think of that huh?


    i wish my tv was broken
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but so is everything else in your house. Including you.

    I wish I could get a decent job with a decent wage.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted but it's a boring job with the elderly home.

    I wish I could draw worth a crap.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but that's all you can draw, and nobody wants a picture of crap.

    I wish old people wouldn't wear shorts. [Shudders]
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but now everyone hates you because every where there is an old person there is a NAKED old person... sicko.


    I wish my computer would never have lags.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited September 2009
    granted. it asplodes.

    i wish i had a hat.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    granted, but now you look stupid because you dont have a fire head anymore. You get banned from Telltale forums for not having a flaming head anymore. Your awesomeness is gone.

    I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish and that i had a donut.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Granted.

    ...

    but you don't like donuts any more.

    I wish for a nice, cool glass of root beer.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    granted, but instead of a pop you get a nice, cool glass of beer with a tree root in it. Enjoy!


    I wish I loved donuts again.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited September 2009
    granted, but donuts became extinct and now you craw up in your bed crying.
    I wish for the ability to become a video game hero.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but it's Sonic. everyone hates you and you die of ring abuse.

    I wish for a laptop that isn't suckage.
  • Alf FlyAlf Fly
    edited September 2009
    You get a laptop that doesn't suck. Because of that it also doesn't blow. Consequently it overheats due to lack of airflow and explodes, severing both your legs at the thigh. Ouch.

    I wish I could read people's minds.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but now you hear everyone's thoughts. It drives you mad and the only way to stop it is to wear a large tinfoil hat that makes you look like a weirdo.

    I wish I had Photoshop.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but now everything you draw in photoshop comes to life and kills you.\]\


    I wish Telltale was gone. (I do not know what will happen with thi- FORUM DOWN FOREVER, WE ARE GONE!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but now there's a different company and they don't mind us mercilessly slaughtering you.

    I wish I could make infinite amounts of soup.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    granted but instead of making them with your hands they come out your butt.


    I wish I wish I was a fish. (NOT MY WISH!)

    I wish I was invincible and had a bigger p$#@&;.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Granted, but the people of the world unite, knock you out, encase you in concrete and dump you at the bottom of the ocean.

    I wish my teeth were in better condition.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited September 2009
    Granted but now your teeth are rich and moved into Bill Gates' mouth!

    I wish I was a billionaire!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted, and you get everything money can buy. Unfortunately, material wealth won't buy you friendship and you put your head into a wood chipper because of your depression.

    I wish everything I draw could come to life. And that I could also draw.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited September 2009
    Granted. The first thing you draw is Mike Tyson.

    I wish I knew the answer to everything.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited September 2009
    Granted. You now know the answer to everything, including what will happen to yourself in the future. Since you know what is happening to you in life and there is nothing left for you to experience. you live out the rest of your life in misery and eventually die by ingesting poison.

    I wish I had a bloody big knife.
  • olla86olla86
    edited October 2009
    But without handle...

    I wish I had a lot of apples!
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited October 2009
    Granted, but you have so many they fall on top of you and crush you to death.

    I wish I could resurrect the dead.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited October 2009
    Granted, But your powers only work on evil tyrants.

    I wish I had the power to turn people into furries.
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