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  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    You can't. 'Cause you attacked me, Dr. Jello. You must be an Maxilyah supporter. You find a job as a janitors... plunger.

    I wish this whole thread would just start over.
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Time reverts to three days ago when your arch-nemesis Maxilyah started this thread. Everything proceeds exactly as it already has, causing you to repeat your wish, trap us all in an endless time loop, and you never get to find out how Maxilyah responds to your declaration of war.

    Because of my part in that, I wish i had never discovered this thread
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    your entire existence accidentally deletes. FAIL.
    I wish that Micheal Jackson would stay dead.
  • Juicius MaximusJuicius Maximus
    edited January 2010
    Michael Jackson stays dead, but his awesome music lives on forever. FAIL.

    As a taxpayer, I wish I could collect interest on the money I gave to TARP to bail out evil banks that will turn around and lend it back to me at an exhorbitant rate (hopefully)
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    the government wants in on this new financial plan too. Soon, it's the latest fad and it's jjust normal. Then, inflation kicks in and you go bankrupt. Hope you know where your local homeless shelter is, cause it's a cold winter!

    I wish i could be OVER 9000% more awesome
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited January 2010
    Granted, but all the other humans get 15000% more awesome to compensate, leaving you the worst loser known on earth.

    I wish I had a cat.
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    you get a tiger named Hobbes. He tackles you every day after school, leading to a life of terror.
    I wish I had a $1000 iTunes Gift card
  • TheNuclearReactorTheNuclearReactor
    edited January 2010
    Chuck Norris-- Winslow bought the last one in existence. Too bad.

    I wish I had a road roller. And a nuclear reactor.
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    the nuclear reactor explodes, destroying itself, the Road roller, all your worldly possessions, and you. Oops.
    I wish that product placement would ceace to exist.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited January 2010
    It ceases to exist and now you field every organ of your body is misplaced and your nose is exchanged for another intimate organ. You look like Gonzo from the Muppet Baby and people think you are him turned back from reality, you become sad and depressed and headlines every tabloid from bad scandals...

    I wish for everybody in this forum to admire me and wish to be me...
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited January 2010
    Granted, but at the price of your thumbs, big toes and ears.

    I wish I had a t-shirt with a mirror on the front of it
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited January 2010
    You find a new t-shirt... in front of your mirrror.

    I wish there was world peace...
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    granted, but the Vogons come and blast the planet. All but two people are instantly killed. Thanks a lot, idiot.
    I wish for a life.
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited January 2010
    You get mailed a heart with the text "life +1".

    I wish dogs ruled the world, and kept humans as their pets...
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    your new owner makes you play sarcastic games like "find the feet" and "catch the stick" you feel degraded and are put to sleep.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited January 2010
    I wish Ted12 wouldnt forget to post a wish in this topic!
  • FealiksFealiks
    edited January 2010
    granted, but i forget to post one.
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2010
    geez, is this gonna be a new trend? I wish for a rusty tomato
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2010
    sorry for the double post, but its been 'bout a month with no post. I wish this thread wouldn't die!!!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited February 2010
    Granted. Though the tomato became bad, and therefore is not a tomato anymore.

    I wish the landlord would make pizza.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited February 2010
    The landlord makes a pizza, but it creates E.Coli all over the landlords cabinet.

    I wish ... i wish i could reach the stars and write my name in the sky so at night people will know me!
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2010
    Granted. They burn your hands off.
    I wish I could meet Goldfrapp
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2010
    Granted, they chew my face off

    I wish Grammar didn't exist
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited February 2010
    grant grammar is no exist no anymore you is now is now is can no know is what is people they do with way as any not ever forever ever is and yes do ever now and for never for for to good as and.

    I wish fire is cold and ice is hot.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    Granted, now if you go ice skating and you fall, you burn to death

    I wish I had naturally straight hair
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    Granted.

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    You look like this all the time.

    I wish movies are better.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    Movies become better, but you end up forced to spend all your life savings on seeing every movie that ever gets released, and if you don't comply, they put you in the electric chair. Either way, your life is stuffed.

    I wish the secret of Monkey Island was revealed.
  • priznaprizna
    edited March 2010
    the secret is revealed but just before you can find out the secret you go blind and death also your hands fall off so you cant read it if it was ever written in braile.

    i wish i could travel back in time
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    Granted, you land on your own grandpa and kill him, so you die

    I wish everything was in underlined, italic and bold at the same time
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    granted. Annoying, aint it?
    I wish for a flying potato.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    Granted. A flying potato is another name for a pigeon.
    I wish that a really big bananananana would eat homer simpson
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    Granted. The banana eats Homer, but then becomes more hungry and starts eating everyone you've ever cared for. It then goes on to eat the entire world. Thanks a lot, you've screwed us all.

    I wish you didn't have to pay money for anything.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    Granted, I don't. You, and everyone else, still have to, though.

    I wish they saved Ben Franklin's brain.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    Granted, they did, but you mistook it for a blancmange and ate it. Damn you!
    I wish everything would return to normal, Sammy.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    We can not grant your wish at this time. Please call 1-800-IMA-DOLT and try again later.
    I wish for a fish.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    Granted, Piranha it is


    I wish for a Mystery involving some sort of Primate Isle
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    Granted. Everyone sues you for ripping off Monkey Island.
    I wish people didn't make simple things into obscure issues.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    Granted, now people make obscure issues into simple things. Like The question "Where Is Sammy?" would become as simple as "wher samy?" so the universe implodes. Take That!

    I wish I had a rabbit named Joshua
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2010
    It turns out that the rabbit is te Killer Bunny from Monty Python with a Joshua nametag stuck to it. Hide in fear!
    I wish that i was a nerd
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited March 2010
    Granted. Congrats. Now you die death by wedgies.
    I wish I had fire.
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