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  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited May 2010
    No wish. No way to corrupt. Cannot compute. World explodes.

    I wish that didn't just happen.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited May 2010
    Wish granted the world didnt exploded, but you are brought to justice for what u did.

    I wish TomPravetz would explain what took so long for him to post back in TTG!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but you dont understand it


    I wish I was a general in the Pravetz Army
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but you are sent on a suicide mission.

    I wish I didn't accidentally get glue all over disc 1 of the animated series.
  • GinnyNGinnyN
    edited May 2010
    You don't. But was in the Disc 2 instead.

    I wish I couldn't eat cookies like a mad man
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Granted, you are no longer a mad woman.

    I wish I didn't have glue on ANY disc, ever!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited May 2010
    granted, discs no longer work without glue on them.


    I wish Team Fortress 2 for mac was already out
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but you pirate it and get sent to prison for life.

    I wish I didn't have an exam in 3 and a bit hours
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited May 2010
    Granted u get the exam right now and no longer have to wait 3 hours. You feel unprepared and with anxiety, you stress out and sweat while u answer the test. You feel it's a torture but you finally pulled it off, after crapping yourself in the last part of the test, passing it! [this wish could have been worst, but the feeling of not passing a test, really for me is a nightmare good luck man]

    I wish MI2:LR SE would be released NOW!!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted, we get a buggy, unfinished game.

    I wish the world had more stuff.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited May 2010
    Granted, the world suddenly and unexplainably receives tons of more freaky stuff. There are now all sorts of creatures roaming our streets; tentacle-monsters with tentacles, tentacle-monsters without tentacles, tentacle-monsters with tentacles for heads, cows eating cookies and much more.
    One day, a freaky-looking monster picks you up in your sleep and whisks you away to some obscure place. You find yourself waking up inside a square-sized room with 4 doors. Going through the wrong door causes you to be rendered unconscious and experience extremely vivid and horrific nightmares that make you afraid to go to sleep again.
    As time passes by, you realize that you can't die, and each time you fall unconscious each nightmare becomes more horrifying and vivid than the last.
    After a couple of millennia, you come across a road map-thing in one of the rooms which marks where you are and the location of an exit that you can make your way towards.
    A couple of hundred thousand years pass, and you get to the place where the exit is supposed to be but instead it says on the plaque "Yeah I was just kidding. You're here for eternity"
    You walk back and forth a few times until you get bored, but as the eons go by you start to realize how long an eternity really is.

    I wish I didn't have to deal with the sun-glare on my computer screen.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted, your computer screen vanishes.

    I wish every major debate in the world suddenly gets solved evenly.
  • TheGingerNinjaTheGingerNinja
    edited May 2010
    Yeah but that would be to simple
    I wish people understood me
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but now you are no longer complex and people find you boring.

    I wish my mouse wasn't buggy
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted, it ceases to function.

    I wish the internet was better.
  • TheGingerNinjaTheGingerNinja
    edited May 2010
    But then extremist would be able to use it against us
    I wish people would join the groups I made
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted, every person are now ninjas, you get assassinated by one.

    I wish you spelled 'use' right.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but then he spells against wrong.

    I wish I was better at drawing
  • caeskacaeska
    edited May 2010
    Granted, you are now better at drawing and quartering your victims.

    I wish Sam & Max would move into my neighborhood and that they would set up a plumbing business there.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted. Two maniacs near your house, messing with toilets, I'll let your imagination decide what horrible occurrence they will cause.

    I wish the bad guy loses in the end.
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited May 2010
    Granted. However he took you down in his downfall.

    I wish I had a job at TTG.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted. All Telltale games are ruined to you now, because you know all the surprises.

    I wish red is not a color
  • TheGingerNinjaTheGingerNinja
    edited May 2010
    But then gingers would not be unique causing the downfall of humaninty and cocker spaniels
  • caeskacaeska
    edited May 2010
    Granted, you are sucked into a black hole.

    I wish digital game downloading services like Steam had been implemented over 4000 years ago.
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited May 2010
    Granted. Humanity is now extinct though as a result of that.
    And there was much rejoicing!

    I wish dogs and cats ruled, and humans were the pets.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Granted. Nothing changed, because they've been our masters the whole time!

    I wish for a birthday present for my girlfriend. Oh, and a party for my girlfriend. Oh, and a girlfriend.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited May 2010
    Good news on your 1st wish: You get a girlfriend! BUT she resembles alot fat bastard's sister.
    Good news on your 2nd wish: You get to have a party celebration for your girlfriend! BUT it's your mom who helps you throw the party, and the celebration theme is of Carebears.
    Good news on your 3rd wish: You are given a box gift for a present to your girlfriend!!!! BUT it's an engagement ring, you marry her and in the honeymoon she squashes your balls eliminating your future legacy!

    I wish tredlow a happy marriage with fat bastards sister even though he lost his legacy!
  • SillyStellSillyStell
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but his extremley flat zombie self comes back from the grave and strangles you.

    I wish I had a talking dog side kick, that'd be ace.
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited May 2010
    Granted, but the dog can only quote Shakespeare.

    I wish that my headache would go away.
  • priznaprizna
    edited May 2010
    Granted your headache goes away but only because your head was chopped off and shipped to Alaska.

    I wish my internet wasnt in go slow mode
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    BAM! it goes at 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 kbps faster .
    I wish i didn't get a wish.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    Granted. Everyone laugh at the person who didn't get a wish.

    I wish I'd win £5 in the lottery and give it to charity
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    Done but you bought 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 tickets to win so you spent alot of m oney

    I wish for people to make fun of midgets(check the banned game thread)
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    Granted. You have now been turned into a midget as a side effect. Shouldn't you have read the label

    I wish I had a lovely garden
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    you have a lovley garden of weed..............s.

    I wish for my exact life in the exact place I am in Right now.
  • tabstistabstis
    edited June 2010
    Using the power invested in me, I hereby grant your wish.

    I wish that I could play the next episode of Sam and Max
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    yes, but I have transported you to one month ago sdo next is 302 hahaha!

    I wish for 302
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    Granted

    I wish I felt happier
  • tabstistabstis
    edited June 2010
    not granted... im keeping it all to myself :D

    I wish for Max's brain
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    That's charming. It lands on your head.

    I feel glad to go on holiday, do you?
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