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  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    Ask the highway No-one else can give you it

    I wish for 305
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    Granted, no other episode besides that is released, meaning no Wallace and Gromit TMI, SBCG4AP, S&M Season 1 and 2, CSI, Bones games or Telltale Texas hold em. After everyone complains about the game being an ending to a non-existent series, Telltale closes down, as well as Lucasarts, and all adventure games as we know it are truly dead, AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!

    I wish you didn't wish for that.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    done.
    I wish this forum wasn't so glitchy.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2010
    Granted. This forum died.

    I wish newspapers have tv shows.
  • PressidentMaxPressidentMax
    edited June 2010
    Granted, but a Dalek exterminates the editor, so the TV shows can't be made.

    I wish that I had a TARDIS!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    done you get :
    TEAMING ANNOYING REALITIVLY DUMB ISOTPE SINGER

    I wish for nachos
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2010
    Granted. But they're mine, NOT CHO'S.

    I wish for a glass
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    done, a glas of pain! muhhahahah!

    I wish for a pillow
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited June 2010
    You get it on your head. You suffocate because it is sewn into your head. Very slowly.

    I wish I knew how to make a delicious quiche.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    A giant letter falles on you and it is the recpie but it is welded shut so you will nevwer know.

    I wish for more nbcttg games.
  • ted12ted12
    edited June 2010
    Nobody gets your abbreviation. Whoops.
    I wish for a shiny new trinket-prefferably Dennis-proof
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    you get one but dennis just steals it insted

    I wish for aids to not exsist.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    Granted, but there is one side effect. As the wish erased AIDS it created a new super-disease called SDIA which kills you instantly.

    I wish I could reverse and fast forward time
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    Done,but you age or de-age with it and if you are dead it fixes the time stream back to where you left it.

    I wish for more natchos that are not yos
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited June 2010
    You get your natchos, but they are poisoned

    I wish I had "The denial twist" on 3" vinyl
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    you get in but it is warped and you cannot admit it.

    I wish for pringooooals!
  • caeskacaeska
    edited July 2010
    You get it and you even win the contest, but a sniper who claims that he was the rightful winner assassinates you. Also the plane that you were supposed to be in crashes.

    I wish that this thread was revived.
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Granted, but with your luck, it will soon crash down, and be deleted by a mod.

    I wish for Sega to make a console.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited July 2010
    Granted. Unfortunately, their programmers and game designers remain the same.

    I wish I was a level 20 Dark-Elf paladin.
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Granted, but your account is hacked. Hah.

    I wish that all McDonalds' would be demolished.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    Granted but a new fast food restaurant called "O'Donalds" takes its place and its food is 10 times worse

    I wish my floor would stop talking to me
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Toast_Burner wrote: »
    Granted but a new fast food restaurant called "O'Donalds" takes its place and its food is 10 times worse

    I wish my floor would stop talking to me

    Granted. Now every other object in the world starts talking to you.

    I wish for nothing.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted. Now every other object in the world starts talking to you.

    I wish for nothing.

    You get every thing

    I wish my cats and dogs stopped fighting
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Toast_Burner wrote: »
    You get every thing

    I wish my cats and dogs stopped fighting

    Granted. They team up to fight you.

    I wish for power.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted. They team up to fight you.

    I wish for power.
    Granted you now have the power to summon justin bieber to sing for you at any time.

    I wish that the wishes I make on a wishing stars actually come true
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Toast_Burner wrote: »
    Granted you now have the power to summon justin bieber to sing for you at any time.

    I wish that the wishes I make on a wishing start actually come true

    Granted. But, there is no "wishing starts".

    I wish for Bieber to lose his voice.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted. But, there is no "wishing starts".

    I wish for Bieber to lose his voice.
    Granted but its passed on to every one else
    I wish I never make a typo ever again
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Toast_Burner wrote: »
    Granted but its passed on to every one else
    I wish I never make a typo ever again

    Granted. Spellcheck mauls all your posts.

    I wish for Lego Harry Potter.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted. Spellcheck mauls all your posts.

    I wish for Lego Harry Potter.
    Its already out now in many shops. you should haved wished that you had Lego harry potter

    I wish it rained kittens
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Granted, but the kittens aren't declawed.

    I wish to have LEGO Harry Potter.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted, but the kittens aren't declawed.

    I wish to have LEGO Harry Potter.
    Granted. Its on fire
    I wish for a apple that can shoot lasers from its eyes
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Toast_Burner wrote: »
    Granted. Its on fire
    I wish for a apple that can shoot lasers from its eyes

    Granted, but no apple has eyes.

    I wish for a indestructable Lego Harrry Potter.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted, but no apple has eyes.

    I wish for a indestructable Lego Harrry Potter.
    Granted but Chuck Norris destroys it.
    I wish more people would take part in this thread then just you and me :P
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Toast_Burner wrote: »
    Granted but Chuck Norris destroys it.
    I wish more people would take part in this thread then just you and me :P

    Granted. Everybody in the world goes to this one site, overloading the Internets.

    I wish for a Chuck Norris vs. Obama fight.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted. Everybody in the world goes to this one site, overloading the Internets.

    I wish for a Chuck Norris vs. Obama fight.
    Granted. The universe implodes
    I wish the water was replaced with hamsters
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Granted. Everyone in the world has to drink hamsters now.

    I wish for a 3DS.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted. Everyone in the world has to drink hamsters now.

    I wish for a 3DS.
    Granted but its broken beyond repair
    I wish my last wish was corrupted
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Granted. THe world chokes on hamsters and dies.

    I wish for a 3DS repair kit.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    RingmasterJ5 wrote: »
    Granted. THe world chokes on hamsters and dies.

    I wish for a 3DS repair kit.
    Granted. but as previously stated the 3DS is broken beyond repair and the repair kit is full of snakes anyway

    I wish for two cans of Dr pepper
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    Granted. You get two halves of an actual doctor named Pepper in cans.

    I wish for a 3DS Broken Beyond Repair kit.
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