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  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    It turns out you are the one who has to kill a horde of homestars. Using an army of Homestars. The confusion causes you to ragequit and toss your game out the window. Congratulations. You just wasted a $300 game system. And just before Sam and Max Season 4 was out.

    I want a new pair of shoes.
  • BlooglspashBlooglspash
    edited August 2010
    The shoe's bottom melts when you are walking on the beach, (and there are no wet towels, COMI fans!).

    I wish I had every Telltale Game.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    You get it all, but it causes your computer to crash.

    I wish for a DeSoto.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited August 2010
    You do, but it's after it's broken down.
    I wish I was Guybrush.
  • MichaelDearmanUKMichaelDearmanUK
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but LeChuck has risen from the grave (that old chestnut) and is out for your blood! Zoinks!
    I wish I could leap a skyscraper in a single bound!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you snag your pants and underwear on the needle. You either have to jump down and be naked or stay up there forever.
    I Wish I could fly.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited August 2010
    You fly.....off a cliff.
    I wish I could sit anywhere
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you must stay there forever.

    I wish for NOTHING. NADA. Zilch. Zero.
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you are erased out of existance and become nothing.

    I wish I was better at fighting games.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Granted. But only slightly better. Not enough to make a difference. I wish a had a cell phone.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited August 2010
    Granted. A gets a cell phone, but you don't.

    I wish I could see inception now instead of later!
  • ted12ted12
    edited August 2010
    You see the whole movie-literally right now. The whole thing is squashed down into less than a millisecond and you don't understand what happened at all
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    The thread she is broken. I wish I had silence when I want it.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited August 2010
    you do and also when you don't.

    I wish for the ability to play sam and max eisode 4 right now for the first time, oh wait i am.
    (can't break that wish)
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    You download EISODE 4 only to find out it is a private file. Telltale discovers the hack and bans you.

    i wish I had a river.
  • Unknown
    edited August 2010
    the river is flooded and you get arrested
    i wish people knew my screen name
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Everyone knows you as your screen name. Even people you meet on the street call you seibert999. You never go back to using your real name.

    i wish nothing.
  • Unknown
    edited August 2010
    you get nothing 2
    i wish to see a movie anytime i want
  • RibsRibs
    edited August 2010
    seibert999 wrote: »
    you get nothing 2
    i wish to see a movie anytime i want

    Granted, you may now See Weekend at Bernie's 2 at any time.

    I wish that no one replies from now on ever.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Your wish is DENIED!

    I wish i had a website.
  • ted12ted12
    edited August 2010
    your website gives viruses to whoever visitts it and you get Banhammered.
    I wish for a cake.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited August 2010
    You get a cake but the cake is a lie.

    I wish seadog832 learned how to use his shift key and use punctuation.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    He keeps the shift key held down and come out typing LIKE THIS.

    I wish I could be Mario for a day.
  • SunnyGuySunnyGuy
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you touch the first Goomba that crosses your path and die.

    I wish I had the ability to control time at will.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you go backwards in time and meet yourself, causing a paradox that makes the universe explode.

    I wish I had a million bucks.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited August 2010
    Granted, you get a million bucks... in Chinese currency, so a million yen.
  • ted12ted12
    edited August 2010
    OzzieMonkey forgot to wish. He is chucked into the infinite perspective vortex,and what is left of him is fed into a burning woodchipper. Feetfirst. (gruesome, ain't it?)

    I wish for a sandwich!
  • caeskacaeska
    edited August 2010
    You get a sandwich but you forgot to take refrigeration into account. The sandwich is all moldy and has been lying out in the sun for weeks.

    I wish that knowing was not half the battle.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited August 2010
    Granted,it takes up the whole battle!
    I wish I didn't have so many headphones!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but everyone in the world now asks you for headphones,. You only have one pair. Lack of resoucres causes people to riot.

    I wish I had a
  • caeskacaeska
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You get an incurable brain tumor.

    I wish I received an item that I need.
  • Unknown
    edited August 2010
    granted you meet this guy :guybrush: and he kills you while he is dancing

    i wish i make a telltale game
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    It is met with the worst reviews any Telltale Game has ever gotten.

    I wish
  • Unknown
    edited August 2010
    you get a fingernail
    i wish i could get a game company
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You get this one.

    I wish for Super Scribblenauts.
  • ted12ted12
    edited August 2010
    Everyone wants the game early, so an overzealous fan runs you over feetfirst with a steamroller and steals the game and your DS, leaving you quite dead.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited August 2010
    Granted.

    I wish I always used proper spelling and perfect grammar.
  • ted12ted12
    edited August 2010
    you are called Grammar nerd for the rest of your life and are forced to compulsiveley beat the everlasting crap out of friends and family whenever they use bad grammer, improperly punctuate sentences,misspell words, or use slang. The only person you can safely be around for the rest of your life is your english teacher.

    I wish that someone would make potato salad that actually tasted great, AND i get to eat some of it.
  • gwapongamarkgwapongamark
    edited August 2010
    Nothing goes wrong with the wish, and soon, nothing ever goes wrong with your life. After many days of pure bliss you soon realize that life is very boring when everything goes your way, and it becomes a living hell, kind of like in that one episode of the Twilight Zone.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    You get sucked into hell for not playing the game correctly and also for being a spambot.

    I wish for a new house. (PS I know where this is going)
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