The do Whatever Random Thought that Pops Into your Head Adventure

edited August 2010 in Forum Games
You knows the rules!

I'm not gonna use any pictures in this one, okay? This is just a time killer.

You start in a room. There is a locked door, a block, and a car engine.

What do you do?
«13456

Comments

  • edited March 2009
    >Start car engine
  • edited March 2009
    >Turn into the moon and buy some bubble gum, using only 7-year-old monkeys from Austria as currency
  • edited March 2009
    >Turn into the moon and buy some bubble gum, using only 7-year-old monkeys from Austria as currency

    You accidentally blow up the Earth and die. Let's try that again.
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    >Start car engine

    You start the engine, and it begins to hover in midair! What now?
  • edited March 2009
    Snicklin wrote: »
    You start the engine, and it begins to hover in midair! What now?
    >Use block on engine
  • edited March 2009
    You broke it now. Oh well.
  • edited March 2009
    >Go back in time to stop yourself from failing that math quiz breaking the engine
  • edited March 2009
    How will you do that?

    The engine is broken into metal parts. Rearranging the motor might get you somewhere.
  • edited March 2009
    >Eat block in its entirety
  • edited March 2009
    eat key, google earth me, see what house you are in, and throw bombs at paperboy.
  • edited March 2009
    >Throw metal parts at locked door.
  • edited March 2009
    >Eat block in its entirety

    You are now composed of cement.
  • edited March 2009
    >use cement to break a hole in burger king so you can get free cheese burgers
  • edited March 2009
    Run into locked door. You are made of cement.
  • edited March 2009
    >use cement to break a hole in burger king so you can get free cheese burgers

    Yay! Free cheeseburgers!

    Now what?
  • edited March 2009
    >Eat free cheeseburgers until you get a stroke
  • edited March 2009
    You wake up in Cuba. You see a guy in a beanie cap, and he claims to have saved your life.
  • edited March 2009
    >Ask man for cigar and say "I'm thankful."
  • edited March 2009
    The Guy in a Beanie Cap has joined your group.
  • edited March 2009
    >Steal Guy's Beanie Cap. Don't wear it, though. Just throw it somewhere inconvenient, like a tree, or a bottomless pit.
  • edited March 2009
    >Earth bend the Earth to make a nice platform for you to sit on
  • edited March 2009
    > throw baby.
    > give sam some orange juice.
    > do a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.
    > get eaten by a dog.
    > be busy counting all the thoughts that come out of my head.
    > shout at a bus.
    > get EVIL GUY.
    > ban the >'s.
    > something else.
    > buy a dandilion clock.
    > break it.
    > blah.
    > umm...I give up.
    > and finally...teleport to the nearest bank.
  • edited March 2009
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    >Give sam some orange juice.

    WOOOOOOO! YES! You rock! :D
  • edited March 2009
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > throw baby.
    > give sam some orange juice.
    > do a barrel roll into a pit of lava, too bad.
    > get eaten by a dog.
    > be busy counting all the thoughts that come out of my head.
    > shout at a bus.
    > get EVIL GUY.
    > ban the >'s.
    > something else.
    > buy a dandilion clock.
    > break it.
    > blah.
    > umm...I give up.
    > and finally...teleport to the nearest bank.

    You wake up in a mirrored California with Woodstock and the Guy in a Beanie, who are both in your team, now.
  • edited March 2009
    > Force feed Woodstock to Guy in a Beanie
  • edited March 2009
    He says it was a good meal, and takes a nap.
  • edited March 2009
    >Make him suffer for his beanieness!
  • edited March 2009
    >Take Guy out of Beanie
    >Make him vomit the Good Meal

    >die lol
  • edited March 2009
    -scream until he wakes up.
  • edited March 2009
    >Take back nap.

    (Name that semi-obscure nonclarified reference!)
  • edited March 2009
    >Take back nap.

    (Name that semi-obscure nonclarified reference!)

    Aah... that was a nice nap.
  • edited March 2009
    > Eat theGuy's beanie...
    Or
    > Shout nonsensical phrases at random pedestrians.
  • edited March 2009
    >Wonder why you hate the Guy in the Beanie
  • edited March 2009
    > pay the nearest person to punch you in the face, then blame someone else.
  • edited March 2009
    Now the person who punched you in the face is in court for assault of an innocent pedestrian, and you are one of the witnesses at the court.
  • edited March 2009
    >"I didn't see anything"
  • edited March 2009
    > Talk to yourself out loud
  • edited March 2009
    >"I didn't see anything"

    He's in jail, now. Should you tell him you're sorry for all of this and bail him out?
  • edited March 2009
    And end up in him trying to strangle you? No!

    >Go to Italy
  • edited March 2009
    > make sure that he's getting a life sentence...
    ...
    ...
    ...by which I mean kill him...
    ...
    ...
    ...because then he wont have got out in his lifetime...
    ...
    ...
    ...I'll shut up now.
  • edited March 2009
    splash1 wrote: »
    And end up in him trying to strangle you? No!

    >Go to Italy

    You are now in Italy. You are in a fancy hotel. There is a pitch fork, a door, and a fancy vase.

    Now what?
Sign in to comment in this discussion.