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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

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  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2009
    You never lost 'cause you've always retreated.

    I can kill you with willpower alone.
  • DrRocketGeniusDrRocketGenius
    edited December 2009
    I will destroy you completely, including your bones.

    You will fear me by the end of this battle.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2009
    yeah, fearing your endless prattle
    I've slain all I have fought, and never was wounded
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited December 2009
    That's because you never fight, many battles you've avoided

    I eat wimps like you as a side dish.
  • DrRocketGeniusDrRocketGenius
    edited December 2009
    If you taste like you smell, you taste like rotten fish.

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    My 4-headed monkey will devour you whole.
  • GhostDemonGhostDemon
    edited December 2009
    You married a monkey? That's an own goal!

    How appropriate you fight like a banana!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2009
    I've heard better insults from me nana!

    your grace with a sword is that of an ape
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited December 2009
    oh really, i thought yours couldn't even slice a grape!.

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    you can't slice apple pie!
  • Eddiejo6Eddiejo6
    edited December 2009
    No but i can kill you so prepare to die!

    You are no match for my power and might
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited February 2010
    Please, a baby can beat you in a fight.

    I'll eat you with green eggs and ham
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2010
    but you do not like them, Sam-I-Am

    Your power is nil if even that much
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
    You're as painful as a kick in the crutch

    My power is supreme, yours is pepperoni.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited February 2010
    Thats just balony.


    is that a puddle of your blood on my sword.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited February 2010
    No, you stabbed yourself because you were bored.

    At swordfighting, I am the master!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
    No you're not, you simply a disaster

    End of the line for you my friend...
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    haydenwce27 wrote: »
    No you're not, you simply a disaster

    End of the line for you my friend...

    Well your line isn't sturdy, it can easily bend!



    I bet its been weeks since you had your last shower.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited March 2010
    If i did i would remove my stench of power

    death will be a joy when im done with you.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    When you're done with me? As in, when you die? True.

    Your despicable face will smile no more!
  • KromsKroms
    edited March 2010
    Only because of your swordsmanship, you gargantuan bore.

    You're as graceful with that sword as an ox on a circus ball!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited March 2010
    yet compared too you, im still standing tall.

    you can attack me with your sword, fight me hand to hand, but when you face me it will end in your death.
  • doodinthemooddoodinthemood
    edited March 2010
    While I have a sword and fists, your only weapon is your breath.

    When I'm done with you, you'll be scared ter go outside!
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    doodinthemood wrote: »
    While I have a sword and fists, your only weapon is your breath.

    When I'm done with you, you'll be scared ter go outside!

    Why? Cause you've been stinkified?

    Ye best be givin up , ye wont stand a chance!
  • WolfwoodWolfwood
    edited March 2010
    While sitting this one out, I'll be sure to mock your silly dance.

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    Whether you claim to be a crow or a Sparrow, you're bound to get punched out of my nest!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    ...but that's no way to treat your guest.

    _______________________________

    I plan to see you dead before sundown.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited March 2010
    Be prepared to move your schedule around.

    My hands are as fast as a gust of wind!
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    Er, Um, Oh, Hey! Well, you fight like a cow!

    Your gaming skills won't stand a chance against nerds
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited March 2010
    Heck,ur gaming skills wont stand a chance against turds!!!

    Your done,its over.This here is the end!
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    Well, at least I've got enough money to lend!
    Your brain is so squishy, its probably empty!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited May 2010
    I'll punch you so hard you'll explode, so don't tempt me.

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    You have the brains and the speed of a slug.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    Your'e still the slimy one, Klatuu(g)

    Whether sword or gun or fist or feet, I've already got you beat.
  • EverlastEverlast
    edited May 2010
    The beat is a feat you wont even win! (lol im not good rhyming but its a try)

    Yo yo yo, dont reply me or yo wind up dead!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited May 2010
    whilst you were rappin' I sliced your first mates head.

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    I've beaten the strongest of pirates, you fool
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    They just walked away when you started to drool

    You might as well just curl up in a ball!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited May 2010
    Yes, because I can beat you with no hands at all!

    Your face will make Cthulu cringe!
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    well at least when i see Cthulu i don't whinge!

    Your best features look worse than my ass!
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited May 2010
    That is the best part of you, at least you compared me with the only part with class.

    I have seen statues with more moves than you.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    well I am rubber, you are glue.
    When all is done I will come out on top.
  • tabstistabstis
    edited June 2010
    Only if the contest was for who's the biggest flop.

    Im the best one here and I'll crush you all
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    Ah-ha you suffer from a great massive fall
    All the people below have no say in this..
  • PressidentMaxPressidentMax
    edited June 2010
    At least I didn't get kicked in the ball!
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