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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

GeypiGeypi
edited March 2013 in Forum Games
So yeah this crazy idea came to my mind. Why don't we have our own insult battles here :D? Please make this sticky. I think it could be fun but we have to make our own rhymes. But don't insult the people too much and if anyone is easly offended... it's JUST a game. The rules are simple:
-it has to rhyme of course
-you can only reply to the latest post
-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
-you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet.

So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!! :D (not insulting anyone with that it just sounds cool :D)
EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules.
-IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one
-and please quote the rhyme you're responding to.
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Comments

  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited October 2009
    I think there is a thread somewhere that did this... its probably really buried though..

    found it
    http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9080&highlight=pirate+insult
  • WapcapletWapcaplet
    edited October 2009
    Yup, there is.

    http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9080

    Search is your friend.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    yeah but here the insults have to rhyme. There is no point without rhyming cause you can pretty much say anything there. The rules are the same as there the only difference is that here it has to rhyme.
  • David EDavid E Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2009
    Moving to Forum Games and clearing up the rules in the thread title. Please start the game soon! :)
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited October 2009
    Lets do it

    You sir, resemble a horse in a man costume!
  • phallanphallan
    edited October 2009
    What you resemble is simply, humanity's doom.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Does it stink in here or is it you?
  • KatsuroKatsuro
    edited October 2009
    Geypi wrote: »
    Does it stink in here or is it you?

    So you finally noticed your family too?

    When I'm done here, I'll slay your crew!


    (Did I understood the rules correctly now? Once i replied with a rhyme I make another insult?)
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Katsuro wrote: »
    So you finally noticed your family too?

    When I'm done here, I'll slay your crew!


    (Did I understood the rules correctly now? Once i replied with a rhyme I make another insult?)

    Before that I'll punch you and your eye will be blue

    With this sword, pirate gods i have beaten!!

    (yeah you understood that correctly)
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited October 2009
    Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
    You look even worse then your mom
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited October 2009
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
    You look even worse then your mom

    Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
    You have but the breeding of a latrine rat
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    Those gods were slow and fat,who knows what they have eaten
    You look even worse then your mom

    Says the guy who is on theugliestman.com
    You're so clumsy the only sport you could do is chess.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited October 2009
    JedExodus wrote: »
    Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
    You have but the breeding of a latrine rat

    let me breed this...My sword in your HEAD!

    (sry for the double post i didn't know you replied to that rhyme.)
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited October 2009
    Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited November 2009
    For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited November 2009
    zombiemaniac wrote: »
    Keep it up and you will be DEAD! D-E-D DEAD!

    I enjoy watching you flail!


    Upon your head, I've placed a price!
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited November 2009
    Geypi wrote: »
    For you foolish mortals I am the pirate GOD!

    You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod
    Upon your head, I've placed a price!

    Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.

    Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited November 2009
    BlankCanvasDJ wrote: »
    You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod



    Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.

    Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.

    But none of them can compare to me. I am truely INSANE!

    _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

    For you rookies i don't even need a sword!!
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited November 2009
    You just need your feet to run, but don't trip over that cord!
    Everyone who fights me always fails to win.
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited November 2009
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    Everyone who fights me always fails to win.

    Because picking on the mentally handicapped is a sin.

    The mere mention of my name will make you shake in your boots.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited November 2009
    BlankCanvasDJ wrote: »
    Because picking on the mentally handicapped is a sin.

    The mere mention of my name will make you shake in your boots.

    well...The mere mention of my name will make you run in the woods.

    __....__....__....__....__....__....__....__....__....__....__....__....__....__....

    You better give up before you make an idiot of yourself.
  • AbbyAbby
    edited November 2009
    To make you worship my pic on your shelf?

    I will defeat you, no matter which fight!
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited November 2009
    Abby wrote: »
    To make you worship my pic on your shelf?

    I will defeat you, no matter which fight!

    How?? If you compare us you're just a normal mortal... I am the Dark Knight!!

    _._._._:
    :::____:-_-__--___

    I'm to the pirates what Michael Jackson was to music :D.
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited November 2009
    Frail and pasty and built like a stick?

    When I'm done with you, you'll be monkey lunch.
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited November 2009
    When I am done with you, you will look like Fruit Punch.

    I WILL RICKROLL YOU TO DEATH!
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited November 2009
    Funny, I planned to make you cry, say goodbye, tell you a lie and hurt you, so don't hold your breath.

    Foolish knave! I will cut you in two!
  • zombiemaniaczombiemaniac
    edited November 2009
    You like to eat monkey poo!

    you like to eat an elephant's turd!
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited November 2009
    I'm sensing a theme. You're obsessed and absurd.

    You are no match for my epic might
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited November 2009
    BlankCanvasDJ wrote: »
    I'm sensing a theme. You're obsessed and absurd.

    You are no match for my epic might

    If that's true than Michael Jackson was never white :D.


    .............
    .........-.-.-.

    Look, just give me your treasure and i won't tell anyone that i kicked your ass.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited November 2009
    You can't kick your way out of a paper bag, so just quit your sass.

    The last person I fought was destroyed by my will.
  • GeypiGeypi
    edited November 2009
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    You can't kick your way out of a paper bag, so just quit your sass.

    The last person I fought was destroyed by my will.

    You must be mistaken cause he was already dead. To bad for you I'm not and it is you who I will kill.

    ......................

    There is only one word that comes to my mind when i see you: FAIL!
  • spaghetti016spaghetti016
    edited November 2009
    Geypi wrote: »
    You must be mistaken cause he was already dead. To bad for you I'm not and it is you who I will kill.
    ......................

    There is only one word that comes to my mind when i see you: FAIL!


    Then why is it that between your legs sticks your tail.
    ......................

    You're ugly, and fugly, and seemingly gross!
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited November 2009
    For you, "seemingly" doesn't even come close.
    I can beat you with one hand tied behind me back.
  • spaghetti016spaghetti016
    edited November 2009
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    For you, "seemingly" doesn't even come close.
    I can beat you with one hand tied behind me back.


    Talk like that to me again and I'll drown you in the river out back
    Run home to Mama as you quiver with fear.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited November 2009
    spaghetti016 wrote: »
    Talk like that to me again and I'll drown you in the river out back
    Run home to Mama as you quiver with fear.

    Or I could push your dead body of the pier.


    Your so slow a snail beat you in a race.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited November 2009
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    Or I could push your dead body of the pier.


    Your so slow a snail beat you in a race.

    Haha, but with this sword and body, I am ace!

    I'll end this battle faster, than a pirate on rum.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited November 2009
    You are a drunken pirate, sitting on your bum.

    You'll never be able to match my wit.
  • FalancaFalanca
    edited November 2009
    Your wit ain't impress me, even a little bit.

    I will kill you, lay you down, and use your beard as a doormat.
  • GhostDemonGhostDemon
    edited December 2009
    I will slay you, peel you, and wear your skin as a hat

    You’re so sad, that even a grog xd parrot junkie has more peer approval!!
  • TheNuclearReactorTheNuclearReactor
    edited December 2009
    GhostDemon wrote: »
    I will slay you, peel you, and wear your skin as a hat

    You’re so sad, that even a grog xd parrot junkie has more peer approval!!


    looks like fun c:

    Your brain surgery turned to a brain removal!

    ---

    You can't beat me, I'm undefeated!
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