Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]
So yeah this crazy idea came to my mind. Why don't we have our own insult battles here
? Please make this sticky. I think it could be fun but we have to make our own rhymes. But don't insult the people too much and if anyone is easly offended... it's JUST a game. The rules are simple:
-it has to rhyme of course
-you can only reply to the latest post
-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
-you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet.
So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!!
(not insulting anyone with that it just sounds cool
)
EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules.
-IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one
-and please quote the rhyme you're responding to.
![:D :D](https://community.telltalegames.com/resources/emoji/lol.png)
-it has to rhyme of course
-you can only reply to the latest post
-you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
-you musn't create a new rhyme if the latest hasn't been countered yet.
So the next post starts the battle!! It's on bitches!!
![:D :D](https://community.telltalegames.com/resources/emoji/lol.png)
![:D :D](https://community.telltalegames.com/resources/emoji/lol.png)
EDIT: so yeah i wanted to give some more rules.
-IF you want you can after replying to one rhyme make another one
-and please quote the rhyme you're responding to.
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found it
http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9080&highlight=pirate+insult
http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9080
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You sir, resemble a horse in a man costume!
So you finally noticed your family too?
When I'm done here, I'll slay your crew!
(Did I understood the rules correctly now? Once i replied with a rhyme I make another insult?)
Before that I'll punch you and your eye will be blue
With this sword, pirate gods i have beaten!!
(yeah you understood that correctly)
You look even worse then your mom
Funny, yours said I was looking good... all night long
You have but the breeding of a latrine rat
Says the guy who is on theugliestman.com
You're so clumsy the only sport you could do is chess.
let me breed this...My sword in your HEAD!
(sry for the double post i didn't know you replied to that rhyme.)
I enjoy watching you flail!
Upon your head, I've placed a price!
You must clear out the churches; you smell strongly of cod
Nay, 'tis just a hat! And it looks rather nice.
Every foe that I've met has been easily slain.
But none of them can compare to me. I am truely INSANE!
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For you rookies i don't even need a sword!!
Everyone who fights me always fails to win.
Because picking on the mentally handicapped is a sin.
The mere mention of my name will make you shake in your boots.
well...The mere mention of my name will make you run in the woods.
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You better give up before you make an idiot of yourself.
I will defeat you, no matter which fight!
How?? If you compare us you're just a normal mortal... I am the Dark Knight!!
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I'm to the pirates what Michael Jackson was to music
When I'm done with you, you'll be monkey lunch.
I WILL RICKROLL YOU TO DEATH!
Foolish knave! I will cut you in two!
you like to eat an elephant's turd!
You are no match for my epic might
If that's true than Michael Jackson was never white
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Look, just give me your treasure and i won't tell anyone that i kicked your ass.
The last person I fought was destroyed by my will.
You must be mistaken cause he was already dead. To bad for you I'm not and it is you who I will kill.
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There is only one word that comes to my mind when i see you: FAIL!
Then why is it that between your legs sticks your tail.
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You're ugly, and fugly, and seemingly gross!
I can beat you with one hand tied behind me back.
Talk like that to me again and I'll drown you in the river out back
Run home to Mama as you quiver with fear.
Or I could push your dead body of the pier.
Your so slow a snail beat you in a race.
Haha, but with this sword and body, I am ace!
I'll end this battle faster, than a pirate on rum.
You'll never be able to match my wit.
I will kill you, lay you down, and use your beard as a doormat.
You’re so sad, that even a grog xd parrot junkie has more peer approval!!
looks like fun c:
Your brain surgery turned to a brain removal!
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You can't beat me, I'm undefeated!