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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

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  • bobber56bobber56
    edited January 2012
    You're probably some moron who never went to school.

    Everything you do is an epic fail.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    Yet in comparison to me, you STILL fail.

    You're looking at the face of the world's toughest man.
  • divisiontendivisionten
    edited January 2012
    Who wobbles like jelly and is as strong as flan.

    Your taunts don't scare me, go and shout 'till you're purple...
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited January 2012
    Your words won't beat me, but the smell of your burp'll.

    Crawl back in your hole, you spineless worm!
  • bobber56bobber56
    edited January 2012
    You're probably some girly man with a dress or a perm.

    Whoever answers this, your ass is grass.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    Your weakness is hidden by your paper-thin crass

    Learn some proper insults, you pathetic fool of a man.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2012
    I would, but I'm too busy kicking your can.


    With my rage, your pain will know no limits.
  • bobber56bobber56
    edited January 2012
    Your rage is like a kitten's, you small brained dimwit.

    You think you're all that, but you actually suck.
  • Unknown
    edited January 2012
    You are such a big, sick, f***

    you can never beat this sh**
  • bobber56bobber56
    edited January 2012
    You're insults suck, they make me want to spit.

    I bet you're a girl. Make me a sandwich.
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited January 2012
    (as fun as insults may really be
    Guybrush did not use curse words, you see,
    So don't use something that will make the mods frown
    Or I will really have to lock this thread down) ^^

    (seibert, bobber, please play nice)
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited January 2012
    (since thats not a insult i dnt know how to do that one so ill move on)

    ha u think ur a pirate more like a flower picking girl
  • Unknown
    edited January 2012
    I AM A MAN, who trolls on the world

    you act like Popeye on crack
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    You act like a turtle on its back.

    Are we done here? I have better things to do.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited January 2012
    really because Lechuck looks better than you

    wow stan is smarter than you and that's bad
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2012
    Your pathetic insults have yet to make me mad.

    Why do you even bother with this?
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited January 2012
    You're dumb and something that rhymes with "this."

    You're the world's ugliest uglybo.
  • lattsamlattsam
    edited January 2012
    What a coincidence, your hair looks like a Kuriboh.

    At least I don't go around wearing a dress!
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited January 2012
    yeah but ur face looks like a mess

    wow when someone has a good insult tell me
  • bobber56bobber56
    edited January 2012
    You're breath stinks, so stop drinking pee.

    I will defeat you, and you will call me master!
  • DogglegangerDoggleganger
    edited February 2012
    I have to correct you there, cause in fights I am obviously faster!

    You are all losers, kneel before my awesomeness!
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    You should start thinking more, and start talking less.

    You will kneel at me, a whip in my hand!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited February 2012
    Yes, your pathetic cracks are more than I can stand.

    You'd better run home to your mommy, kid.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited February 2012
    YOUR mother should be ashamed of what she and I did.

    Are you even trying? You're running out of steam.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Says the guy who's a rapist's dream.

    You people are idiots, stop wasting my time.
  • DogglegangerDoggleganger
    edited February 2012
    You're a fool who doesn't know how to rhyme.
    In three seconds I would beat the heck out of you!
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    you will die, sad but true

    even hitler was afraid of me
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Says the guy who thinks he's a she.

    I will go Jack The Ripper on your skinny white a**.
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited February 2012
    your so stupid you eat grass

    this rhymes are so weak
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    When your mothers in the shower, you take a peek.

    Your rhymes are weak, mine fit like a glove
  • ryannumber1gamerryannumber1gamer
    edited February 2012
    your insults are not tough

    this insults are boring
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited February 2012
    You're old like Mary Curtis Loring

    Ima step off your beat before I catch scabies
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Sorry to say you just caught the crabies.

    I will eliminate all who oppose!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2012
    You couldn't eliminate the snot from your nose.

    You dare to fight me? You're a bigger fool than I thought.
  • Unknown
    edited March 2012
    why you do an insult of snot

    give me your money or i will hurt you
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited April 2012
    To your lame-ass threat, I just say "Booooo!"

    You got a face only a mother could love.
  • FriarFriar
    edited April 2012
    You couldn't clean your face even with dove!

    You're as wanted as an internet troll.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited April 2012
    U MAD? LOL!!!

    Thou art a loggerheaded, milk-livered, jackanape!
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2012
    You have a brain the size of a grape.

    Kneel before my awesome power!
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited May 2012
    Ha, your mom called, and she was asking for you, "Flower"!

    You think you're about to win, but all you're doing is just making a din!
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