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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

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  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    At least I didn't fall down that steeple!

    Your face is a mess!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited August 2010
    What a bad guess!

    You kill puppies.
  • BlooglspashBlooglspash
    edited August 2010
    While you eat poor, defenceless guppies.

    I am the master, you are the pupil!
  • Unknown
    edited August 2010
    you know the madness i call nupil
    you sent a dummy to hit a killer
    p.s. my top numbers aren't working
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited August 2010
    Your sword is no match to this sword wielding dealer.

    Your fighting is an insult to swordsmen across the world.
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited August 2010
    It's not my fault your lips are twirled!

    I've seen better things then you at the slaughterhouse!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited August 2010
    I haven't seen anything worse than you since a water louse!

    What's wrong? Did you get beat up by the kids in first grade?
  • Unknown
    edited August 2010
    do you like the stupid parade
    you stink so bad i need a soap suit
  • ShotgunStalkerShotgunStalker
    edited August 2010
    You are so dumb i wanna hit you with a flute!

    You fail so big
  • BlooglspashBlooglspash
    edited August 2010
    At least I'm not fat like a pig.

    Do I hear you wimpering?
  • HelloCthulhuHelloCthulhu
    edited August 2010
    No, that would be the sound of your fail, so quit your simpering.
    ~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`~-`
    I have been to the crossroads and back with nary a scar!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited August 2010
    I'm surprised your Mommy let you go out that far.

    This will be your final battle!
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited August 2010
    coming from someone who still has a rattle!

    my insult skills are at the top of their game!
  • Unknown
    edited August 2010
    that is bothering people in nutrodame

    you are strong but still suck
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited August 2010
    I know you are gay and found a guy to f***

    I will stuff your mouth with a thousand peas.
  • HelloCthulhuHelloCthulhu
    edited August 2010
    At least my mouth doesn't have a disease.

    I will run you through like a shish-ka-bob.
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited August 2010
    Yeah, well I'll... hurt you, you big knob!

    I'm more painful than you or your mother!
  • HelloCthulhuHelloCthulhu
    edited August 2010
    It's true. Listening to you talk makes me hurt like no other.

    All the ship are belong to us!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited August 2010
    I'll set you up the bomb and blow you to Tartarus!

    There's a special circle in Hell for people like you.
  • Jon NAJon NA
    edited August 2010
    There is one only after I've killed you, Klatuu!

    Die! I don't have time for pirates like you
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited September 2010
    I guess you don't have time to shower, either! P-U!

    I'm the greatest fighter that ever was, and ever will be!
  • Unknown
    edited September 2010
    you do think that but we will see

    you look so how is the floor you tiny man
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited September 2010
    You have the grammar skills of a frying pan

    I can guarantee your death, but you probably won't go to heaven
  • Jon NAJon NA
    edited September 2010
    Good, cuz I'll meet you in hell and I'll kill you, again!

    My voodoo will turn you into a cockroach when you wake up next morning
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited September 2010
    Then I'll put you on Trial for an insult so boring.

    Are you trying to fight? Or just just dancing a jig?
  • dentbudsdentbuds
    edited September 2010
    I'm suffocating because you smell like a shit-covered pig.

    Is that you down there? Or is it a obese beetle?
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Is that your sword? Or just a knitting needle?

    In a battle of wits, you'd enter unarmed.
  • mgrantmgrant
    edited December 2010
    If it's a battle with you, I'd still come out unharmed.

    Picking a fight with me was the mistake of your life.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2010
    Marrying you was the mistake of your wife.

    Any last requests before your demise?
  • brother-----omarbrother-----omar
    edited January 2011
    i once smelt shit
    and you reek of it
    and u smell worse den my pit
  • Unknown
    edited January 2011
    i bet you will take a hit

    you suck so bad it make dirt scared
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited February 2011
    I could rid the world of filth like you, if I even cared.

    You couldn't be more pathetic if you tried.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited February 2011
    You look like a hamster that has recently died

    Your face is a pile of festering boils
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited February 2011
    Yeah your mother gave me that when she was being disloyal.

    My fighting skills are feared all over the world.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited February 2011
    Since both your response and new insult are quite bad, (Mother insults are extremely low class and show lack of creativeness, and the rules clearly say not to use non rhyme-able insults,) I will take the liberty and respond to The Mighty M's insult.
    Yours would look worse once it meets my foil.

    You'd be a three headed monkey, if you'd have two more heads!
  • BlankCanvasDJBlankCanvasDJ
    edited February 2011
    Really? You can't find a rhyme for "world"? Curled. Twirled. Swirled. Hurled. Unfurled. Pearled. A word doesn't have to end in the same letters to rhyme. Don't knock my insults just because you can't think of one.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited February 2011
    Sorry about that then, I probably am not good enough in English. While I thought about using similar words (without 'ed') in order to make partial rhymes, it looked a little too restrictive for a decent pirate insult line.
    But let's get back to the context, shall we?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited February 2011
    BlankCanvasDJ wrote: »
    My fighting skills are feared all over the world.

    Curled. Twirled. Swirled. Hurled. Unfurled. Pearled.


    I once actually managed to hit a guy!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited February 2011
    I would logically assume that this is a lie.

    Any reasonable person will go out of my way!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited February 2011
    A person who tells me that will surely pay


    My powers are more than you can stand.
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