You trying to insult me like a tool? You ain't got nothing, you stupid fool. Count your blessings I don't start trying to impale your wretched heart with my rapier wit, you pathetic little twit. You ain't even worth getting serious with, just for getting delirious with your lame, tame, same insults as you heard a million times with a million rhymes before. Better start packing, cause you're lacking when it comes to an insult slam, jam, I don't even give a damn. Just get out of my sight and you might go unharmed for another night.
There's not even a half of your brain that's working right. Laying eyes on you, it's a sorry sight to see, depressing me, I guarantee you'll be getting pity for the rest of eternity. Your sorry ass is about to get handed to you on a platter - is it silver? Hell, what does it matter? All you'll ever know is what it's like to have no flow to go throw yo' jams down. But your mental loss is my mental gain, you don't even know to use dental floss to avoid dental pain, you hopeless twit; I've just about had it with you.
You trying to stop my rhyming streak? If you do, your future's gonna look awful bleak, no jams in this thread, gonna be dead silent. Yeah, that's what I said! I'm the only true DJ here, the only one who won't replay the same tired rhymes a hundred times; if that's one of my crimes, then yeah, I'm a criminal! Ain't nothing subliminal to see, go lock me away for what I be! Just know that you can't stop the rhymes that I bust cause I'm at the top! And my sweet rap is just like the beat, man, you know it just don't stop!
What, and leave this thread? Nah, no way am I leaving 'til I'm dead. No, you're the one who's got to go, you know you're too slow to keep up with the beat I'm dishing out. It'd be quite a feat for me to meet an elite who could defeat me. You ain't got shit against me; don't throw a fit, you just ain't got it, you whiny git. I'm the best there is, the rest of this forum isn't up to the test. This forum's society's only fit to sing along to a calliope; y'all can't take me in this battle, take a break from my cage that you rattle.
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You smell like a dung heap.
If you were a little stronger, I wouldn't feel so bad beating you to a bloody pulp!
I will really rip you apart!
You smell like a rotten orange.
I'll cut you up, lickety-split.
Guess I should've played by the rules.
I will destroy you little freaks!
Run and hide before I crack some skulls!
Got anything smart to say NOW, wiseguy?
I am the ultimate threat!
You'r bad at this. Why don't you just give up?
You got a face only a mother could love.
When it comes to insults, you're a hapless neophyte.
I will be you worst dream come true!
You will die as you lived, a whimpering coward.
You better run, you sniveling worm!
Then charge at me. Do it if you dare!
You’re name defines crap.
Is that the best you could come up with?
Is that really the best you can do?
Your insults are pathetic and make me want to laugh.
You will suffer for being so weak
You really ought to quit while you're ahead.
Why do you have to ramble so?
You look like a monkey, as you smell like one too!
This is gonna get bloody really quickly.
Are you nearly done? I'm getting quite bored.
You will die in pure agony.
Your pathetic soul is mine.
You fight like a cow!
I came to kick ass and smoke bananadine, and I'm all out of banana peels.
You're so dumb, I bet you don't even know your ABC's.
You look like a lesbian who looks like Justin Bieber.
You fight like an orange.
Every enemy I’ve met, I’ve annihilated!