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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

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  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    your blood will be spread all over the walls.
  • PressidentMaxPressidentMax
    edited June 2010
    While you'll drown in a pool.
  • The GentlemanThe Gentleman
    edited June 2010
    You are totally not cool.
  • PressidentMaxPressidentMax
    edited June 2010
    At least my mum didn't tell me I was a fool!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited June 2010
    You're doing it wrong! Go back to school

    Your mother was a son of a cow!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    well, go on then bow
    You are as stupid as a door hinge...
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited June 2010
    You've become as unhinged as the Marquis de Singe.

    ---

    You are a horse-faced, bull-headed, chicken-livered, sow!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    that is so low,
    Every enemy i've met has died at these hands.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited June 2010
    We all know people died listening to you conduct your bands.



    my power is strong just like my wit
  • queen_of_the_lobstersqueen_of_the_lobsters
    edited June 2010
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    my power is strong just like my wit

    I'm pretty sure that you're just a twit.

    I embody everything you WISH you had!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    well I killed your dad!

    All I ever did was beat you to a pulp.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    No point fighting, I can eat you with one gulp!
    You're not worth fighting with an army of fifty!
  • VeronicanPlayVeronicanPlay
    edited June 2010
    Not one of them could hit me because I am too nifty.

    When I fight with sword in hand I am like a hurricane.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    VeronicanPlay wrote: »
    Not one of them could hit me because I am too nifty.

    When I fight with sword in hand I am like a hurricane.

    You mean the one that blew up your plane?

    Your face looks like its made of mac n' cheese.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    make up a decent insult please,oh please!

    I destroyed a dvd with a bear and smock holding a rock with a clock going tock on a dock .
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    Please quit the rhyming or I'll give your jaw a lock.
    Your face looks like a crazy old hag!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    and you look like a snot-coveree rag!

    I kill oranges.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    Yeah, well I saw you dancing with the Korringes. (that's a teacher in my school's last name, believe it or not)

    Your wits would lose against a grade-a moron!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    well your more stupid than element 5: boron!

    You will never defeat me in a millions years!
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    I just hope you don't bore me to tears
    You don't scare me, you silly clown!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    OH NO! don't make me frown!

    You're ugly.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    Well, you're fugly.
    I've seen snails more agile than you!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    I am rubber ,you are glue.

    I have a sense of pride bigger than your behind.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    Too bad you found it hard to find!
    Go insult someone you can actually beat!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    YOU can't even destroy a seat!

    i rule.
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    at drowning in a pool!
    I can smell your stench from overseas!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    I can smell yours over seaty knees.

    I smart so samrt!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited June 2010
    Yeah you're as smart as dirt.

    *tune of we will rock you*
    stab stab slice stab stab slice buddy your going to die a painful death in this fight gonna be fish chow right now you've got blood on your face big discrase somebody better put you back into your place singing I will I will kill you I will I will kill you.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    I will I will stop glue!
    *tuirns off music*
    ha! no-one will ever heard that shanty again!
  • MichaelDearmanUKMichaelDearmanUK
    edited June 2010
    How you thought that comeback was witty I struggle to ascertain.
    You fight like an inebriated giraffe!
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    Well you fight like a casrerated smraraffe.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited June 2010
    MichaelDearmanUK wrote: »
    You fight like an inebriated giraffe!

    How appropriate. You fight like a calf.
    jaden551 wrote: »
    Well you fight like a casrerated smraraffe.

    Use real words! You just make me laugh.

    What's the matter? Did you just get beat up by the kids in first grade?
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited June 2010
    so what you give me gass.

    I kill you like a terrorist.
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    You're a puppet on Dunham's wrist.

    You stink at everything.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    You dont even know a thing
    You're a duck
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    You're a chicken. CLUCK!

    You're as slow as a snail.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    at least my trail stays on rail...?
    Your no fun and cant even eat hot buns
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited July 2010
    At least I have the guts to stick to my guns
    You are not worthy to fight any pirate!
  • RingmasterJ5RingmasterJ5
    edited July 2010
    At leat I don't have a brain made of pyrite.
    You fail.
  • Toast_BurnerToast_Burner
    edited July 2010
    At least my dads not in jail
    You smell of old people
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