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Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

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  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    I can't stand your breath, if that's what you planned.

    Any hopes you have for victory will soon be quelled.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Aye, it will be so - because for mercy you'll have yelled.

    I will be beaten neither by sword nor by word.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    Then by my fists you'll be beaten, and shaken, and stirred.

    You'd better flee now, while you still can.
  • zounds!zounds!
    edited March 2011
    Because you are creep who drives a scary van.

    Get ready to eat lead, punk.
  • The GentlemanThe Gentleman
    edited March 2011
    You can't beat me, I'm such a hunk.


    You're going to be murdered in a very nasty way.
  • Unknown
    edited March 2011
    i told you that you will pay

    why would fight such a bi**h
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited March 2011
    When did grammar fall in a ditch?

    That last comeback by Sarendor was pretty good...
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    That doesn't insult me, and there's no way it could.

    There's nothing you can say to prevent your defeat.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    That last comeback by Sarendor was pretty good...
    Thanks!
    Klatuu wrote: »
    That doesn't insult me, and there's no way it could.

    There's nothing you can say to prevent your defeat.

    Why, I am capable of such a feat!

    Fighting me would be the errand of a fool.
  • Unknown
    edited March 2011
    you make my grammer so cool

    if i was better i would be on fire
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited March 2011
    Your current situation is even more dire!

    You are as likely to win as a cannonball is to float.
  • The GentlemanThe Gentleman
    edited March 2011
    Don't feel bad, I won't gloat.

    You'll be dead quicker than a man in lava!
  • divisiontendivisionten
    edited March 2011
    And you'll be fatter than a dude who loves halva.

    Can't beat my rhymes, you don't have the thesaurus.
  • Cojo the MonkeyCojo the Monkey
    edited March 2011
    That's because all your words are so simple, they bore us!

    I'm so famous, my town built a statue of me.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    Soon they'll build another monument to you...in the cemetery.

    No one can match my sword-fighting skill!
  • Cojo the MonkeyCojo the Monkey
    edited March 2011
    That's true! Though they've tried, no one can approach nil!

    I've practiced my sword fighting since I was six!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited April 2011
    Practising is not eating pixie stix.

    My body is ready, and your death is soon.
  • ScnewScnew
    edited April 2011
    Maybe if you sat on me, you fat baboon.

    Your mama's so ugly that she's half as bad as you
  • ted12ted12
    edited April 2011
    @!#$#%$#%!$%!@.....

    Ill beat your @$$ straight to Hell.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited April 2011
    Scnew wrote: »
    Maybe if you sat on me, you fat baboon.

    Your mama's so ugly that she's half as bad as you

    You'd wish that you'd looked so after we are through.

    You could'nt even cut a hair of mine, no matter how long you have tried!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited April 2011
    I wouldn't even want to come NEAR your hair without a gallon of insecticide!

    You're not going to survive this fight!
  • Unknown
    edited April 2011
    you know it would not go so well tonight

    i would make you fall on your knees
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited April 2011
    Klatuu wrote: »
    I wouldn't even want to come NEAR your hair without a gallon of insecticide!

    You're not going to survive this fight!

    I can if Im up against someone of your might.
    seibert999 wrote: »
    you know it would not go so well

    i would make you fall on your knees

    Actually try and rhyme, and maybe have it make sense pretty please.

    I cannot lose I wield the power of chickens.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited April 2011
    So it's your 'fowl' smell that nauseates and sickens.

    You'll rue the day you crossed my path!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited April 2011
    Only because you never took a bath.

    Your technique is awful, and your skills are a joke.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited September 2011
    When it comes to swords, you can't manage a poke!

    You're dreadful at this, why don't you give up?
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited September 2011
    Because you need the practice; you're just a young pup.

    Your face would make a good mask for Halloween.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited September 2011
    At least MY face is halfway clean.

    Your precious insults won't save you now!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited September 2011
    How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

    If you beg for mercy, I might take pity.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited September 2011
    Frankly, YOU'RE the one who should be begging to ME.

    (Hey, it rhymes! Kinda...)

    Just lay your weapons down and walk away.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited September 2011
    While this would probably defeat you, I would prefer some swordplay.

    Surrender immediately, if you have any sense!
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited September 2011
    I'm not surrendering to a wimp. Let's settle this like GENTS.

    You couldn't hit ANYTHING with that sword of yours!
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited December 2011
    The only thing you're going to hit is the floor.

    Did I hurt your feelings? Are you going to run home and cry?
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited December 2011
    I'll drop it fine, like inverse cosign
    You get chronic overload from trying to cut pi.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    You'd better stop the math jokes or you are going to die.

    Your sword is shiny. You must be new.
  • ScnewScnew
    edited December 2011
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    You'd better stop the math jokes or you are going to die.

    Your sword is shiny. You must be new.

    And your avatar's a pony, what's that say about you?

    Now I wonder who's next, nobody here's got game.
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited December 2011
    It's time to shoot you down

    That's what they do when you're lame.
  • Unknown
    edited December 2011
    after they play peta's game

    you can kiss my big fat @$$
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2011
    All that insult's saying is you're stupid and crass.

    Pray you don't need therapy when I'm through with you.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited January 2012
    Well, you won't need therapy; a coffin will do.

    If you dare to fight me, you must be a fool.
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