Boobs: an artistic discussion

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  • edited May 2010
    (.)(.)

    Hee hee... boobs...
  • edited May 2010
    These titles kinda sound like porn Sci-Fi. It actually makes me wonder if movies called that do exist.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    These titles kinda sound like porn Sci-Fi. It actually makes me wonder if movies called that do exist.
    I wouldn't be surprised if you take the upcoming Batman XXX into account... :D

    (And yes, that trailer is SFW - and funny...)
  • edited May 2010
    My husband pointed out something that I thought might be of interest.
    So although I thought I was through with it, I'm posting yet another picture of my breasts. This one includes my head (featured: out of control hair, broken glasses and tea-teeth) and below my waist (featured: some bumps and folds).
    If you still find me attractive after seeing this picture, you're probably in love with me. (Awww, I love you too!)
    But in the fight between having to take a new picture or looking bad on the Internet, my laziness has once again won over my pride!
    Laziness would rule the world if it could be bothered.

    Anyway! onto my point. I doubt anyone who wants to draw breasts would have a reason to make them different-sized. But I thought I should point out that just like pretty much everything we have two of, breasts aren't identical. Although you often can't notice a size difference just by looking at someone, take a look at what happens to my shirt's neckline:
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    It points to my right breast, which is bigger and heavier. Incidentally, most women have their LEFT breast bigger. I have read that it matches the proportion of right-handed men or something. I guess I'm meant for a left-handed guy.
    Anyone left-handed around here?
  • edited May 2010
    I'm not as corageus as you for showing off mines, but, my Left Breast is bigger than my Right breast with a difference. But that doesn't compare with a case I seen on TV, about a Girl which pretty much didn't developed the Right breast: The Left one was normal sized, the right one was pretty much non-existant.

    That was weird.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    My husband pointed out something that I thought might be of interest.
    So although I thought I was through with it, I'm posting yet another picture of my breasts. This one includes my head (featured: out of control hair, broken glasses and tea-teeth) and below my waist (featured: some bumps and folds).
    If you still find me attractive after seeing this picture, you're probably in love with me. (Awww, I love you too!)
    But in the fight between having to take a new picture or looking bad on the Internet, my laziness has once again won over my pride!
    Laziness would rule the world if it could be bothered.
    Psh. It's not that bad. Women are so picky. :rolleyes:
  • edited May 2010
    Psh. It's not that bad. Women are so picky. :rolleyes:

    If I say it's really, really bad, you're pleasantly surprised when it's not. While if I say I'm gorgeous, when you see it you go "meh, she's not that good-looking".
    Men who brag about how awesome they are only set other people to be disappointed when they actually do see them.
    (On the other hand, if you keep complaining about how ugly you are you become annoying. I guess, as is often the case, the best is just to shut up).
  • edited May 2010
    A really cool idea, and I'm just throwing it out there as an innovative new conceptis to just say what you're actually thinking instead of playing some form of social gymnastics with the words you choose. =P

    Granted, this idea is completely untested and it could be inherently flawed, but it's definitely something to ponder.
  • edited May 2010
    Ahaha, I did say what I was actually thinking xD
    I saw the picture and I was like "hey, my teeth look yellow", and then I wanted to joke about it. Plus I've been wanting to joke about my haircut for a while. It's a weird haircut. You can't actually see it very well on that picture though.
    I don't know, I just have been showing pictures with just my breasts but I got sick of that, and I thought, great, the first picture where people see my face is this one...
    But as I said, I didn't care enough to take another one, so...

    I think I'll go take a better picture of my haircut though.
  • edited May 2010
    In that case, underplaying expectations is an insincere excuse, so HA!

    Checkmate! I've sunk your battleship! Yahtzee! Bingo!
  • edited May 2010
    I think this haircut makes me look cross-eyed.
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    (I wasn't saying it was my motivation. Just saying, at least this way you're happily disappointed, as the Swiss say).
  • edited May 2010
    Stinky...
    Cross-eyed...
    Geezer!
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    This one includes my head (featured: out of control hair, broken glasses and tea-teeth) and below my waist (featured: some bumps and folds).
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    I am right-handed.
    (Bet you didn't see that coming :p)
  • edited May 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Urgh... that's sad. I mean, I don't expect fiction (and anime in particular) to reflect life in general, but breasts really are sometimes "just there". Large breasts shouldn't scream "promiscuous" or "unintelligent" any more than being brunette should scream "shy" or wearing glasses should scream "nerd". I understand that you're talking about other characters' reactions to boobs, rather than the traits of the characters who own the boobs, but still.

    As a case in point, I'm blonde, have breasts, laugh loudly and frequently, and in general probably come across as a complete ditz. But in our pub quiz tonight (which we won, woo yeah!), it was me answering all the science-y questions (the periodic table, parts of the brain, Keppler's laws of planetary motion) while it was the older guys answering the pop culture / Heat magazine questions (what did such-and-such name their baby etc).

    Screw stereoptypes.

    Hmm. See, the problem with that is the point of character design, especially when we're talking about over-the-top anime shows, is to exaggerate and have a visual look that can tell you the personality of the character just by looking at him or her. Yes, in real life, people can't choose their bodies, but when doing character design, you kind of have to stereotype a LITTLE, at least if you're going for broad appeal.

    That said, I think SecretFawful maybe didn't explain his point well enough or something because, frankly, a lot of anime girls have large breasts regardless of their personality, haha. Here's a few examples of busty anime girls that aren't sluts or klutz:

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    Tsunade from Naruto

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    Yuuko from XXX Holic

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    Yoko from Gurren Lagann

    I could come up with more examples, but I'm pretty tired, and I kinda don't want to make myself look even more weeaboo than I already look.
  • TorTor
    edited May 2010
    Yoko from Gurren Lagann
    I have a set of four pairs of chopsticks that look exactly like those things in her hair... strange stuff to put on your head :p
  • edited May 2010
    By the way, back on the topic of E.T. Porno...
  • edited May 2010
    Yeah, I should have provided some examples. A few more famous examples of big breasts regardless of personality are-

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    Motoko from Ghost in the Shell

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    Nami from One Piece

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    Nico Robin from One Piece

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    Yoruichi from Bleach

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    Revy from Black Lagoon

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    Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop

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    Riza Hawkeye from Fullmetal Alchemist

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    Hamutz Meseta from The Book of Bantorra
  • edited May 2010
    I was going to say something about Wolfina from Zombiepowder, but I figured that Tite Kubo wasn't the best example. But I suppose she's a decent fit.

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  • edited May 2010
    I was going to say something about Wolfina from Zombiepowder, but I figured that Tite Kubo wasn't the best example. But I suppose she's a decent fit.

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    You thought wrong, Guru... You thought painfully wrong.

    Well this thread is 50% more awkward then the last time I posted! What a fun forum.
  • edited May 2010
    Sadly, I feel like I have nothing more to contribute to this thread.

    Also, RD, that video was scary, although funny.
  • edited May 2010
    splash1 wrote: »

    Well this thread is 50% more awkward then the last time I posted! What a fun forum.

    You know-

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    If you were to add some glasses to that pic-

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    Hmm.
  • edited May 2010
    Nooooooo!
    My secret identity of Boobgirl has been revealed!
  • edited May 2010
    It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's... Boobgirl! Savior of the internet threads and derailer of several clean topics!
  • edited May 2010
    splash1 wrote: »
    It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's... Boobgirl! Savior of the internet threads and derailer of several clean topics!

    Times are tough so I took a second job as Stalker Girl. Fortunately they're rather easy to conciliate.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Times are tough so I took a second job as Stalker Girl. Fortunately they're rather easy to conciliate.

    Well being a stalker does pay better. Not that I would know or anything... It's just a guess... :o
  • edited May 2010
    splash1 wrote: »
    Well being a stalker does pay better. Not that I would know or anything... It's just a guess... :o

    Well, being a stalker gets people mad at you and the police chases you.
    Showing your boobs gets people to like you and pay you.

    Being Boobgirl pays more. Both in actual money and in side benefits. Hands down.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Well, being a stalker gets people mad at you and the police chases you.
    Showing your boobs gets people to like you and pay you.

    Being Boobgirl pays more. Both in actual money and in side benefits. Hands down.
    Obviously you have to consolidate the benefits of both roles. After all, your secret is out and honestly the disguise was rather poor. I mean, seriously? Avistew as Boobgirl? Nobody is going to be shocked here.

    But if you're a stalker AND Boobgirl at the same time, well, police have trouble steadying their weapon if they only have the use of one hand.
  • edited May 2010
    If I may step in for a moment, I must state that we need to be posting pictures again.
  • edited May 2010
    I can't think of any more pictures to take. I even took a picture when I'm making crazy faces while showing of my weirdly shaped fingers. I'm out of ideas.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    I can't think of any more pictures to take. I even took a picture when I'm making crazy faces while showing of my weirdly shaped fingers. I'm out of ideas.
    First of all, you shouldn't be bearing the weight of this challenge on your own. But hey, if you MUST...

    I WILL BE CREEPY NOW AND SPEND FIVE SECONDS COMING UP WITH AN IDEA.

    I don't think you've covered action shots, the affect of the body's momentum on the movement of the chest, for example.
  • edited May 2010
    I don't think you've covered action shots, the affect of the body's momentum on the movement of the chest, for example.

    [pedantry]It's "effect".[/pedantry]

    There is one action shot, although you don't really see anything. For movement, videos would be best though, I think.

    It's unfortunate, but I don't have a video camera. Sorry!
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    [pedantry]It's "effect".[/pedantry]

    There is one action shot, although you don't really see anything. For movement, videos would be best though, I think.

    It's unfortunate, but I don't have a video camera. Sorry!

    We'll buy you one! Where can we deliver it?
  • edited May 2010
    You know, guys, we don't have to depend on Avistew's breasts for references. This ConceptArt.org thread has a bunch of links for that.
  • edited May 2010
    This is by far the longest running General Chat thread ever. That makes me sad, the only non-Monkey Island topic interesting enough to people to continue this long is "boobs".
  • edited May 2010
    It is, however, an artistic discussion about boobs.
  • edited May 2010
    Some forum game threads are longer, but that's perhaps even sadder.
  • edited May 2010
    My digital camera can take videos so I took one, but it's on the side for part of it, anyone can tell me how to flip a video?
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited May 2010
    Pale Man wrote: »
    This is by far the longest running General Chat thread ever. That makes me sad, the only non-Monkey Island topic interesting enough to people to continue this long is "boobs".

    Aw, don't hate on the boobs thread. This has actually been quite a varied and interesting discussion about some diverse topics, returning every now and again to the subject of breasts. It's like an online version of every pub conversation there's ever been anywhere.
    Avistew wrote: »
    My digital camera can take videos so I took one, but it's on the side for part of it, anyone can tell me how to flip a video?

    For you, Avi, I'm sure most would be willing to tilt their heads.
  • edited May 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    For you, Avi, I'm sure most would be willing to tilt their heads.

    teehee
  • edited May 2010
    Right now we've decided to just reshoot it right. But I want to export some bloopers, so I cut them in Avidemux and tried saving the video, but the sound goes "Pbjfsbgure" for a second then nothing.
    Methinks I didn't export sound properly. Works inside of Avidemux though. Mmh...
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