Boobs: an artistic discussion

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  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    "Pbjfsbgure"

    I'm wondering how accurate a transcription that is.
  • edited May 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    I'm wondering how accurate a transcription that is.

    I'm sure its one hundred percent accurate. Doesn't your computer go "Pbjfsbgure" right in the middle of downloading something, or saving something big?

    By the way, now I am always saying that my computer "Puh-Buh-Juh-Fus-Buh-Gyooore'd" instead of just "broke'd"
  • edited May 2010
    Here, a link to the blooper. We'll take a better video (with a lighter shirt so you can actually see something).
    Also, we were actually filming my knitting, but I thought I'd get more help if I didn't mention I wasn't filming my boobies :p
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »

    Aw, you guys are so sweet! I laughed pretty hard when Ian said "Should I zoom?" :p
  • edited May 2010
    off topic, but has anyone else noticed the tag "omnomnomnom" has popped up over the last few days?
  • edited May 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Aw, you guys are so sweet! I laughed pretty hard when Ian said "Should I zoom?" :p

    You can't really tell because it's the first bit, but he had been filming for several minutes (and trying to get Lumpy away from the yarn all that time) when he said "that would be easier if I didn't have to keep pressing the button". :D
  • edited May 2010
    i heard that, and then you're all like "you don't" and started laughing at him, and now the Luddite will be known all over the web.
  • edited May 2010
    i heard that, and then you're all like "you don't" and started laughing at him, and now the Luddite will be known all over the web.

    And then he was filming upside-down xD
    I guess this video does make him look a bit ridiculous. But... it's funny, right? Plus I find it adorable :D
  • edited May 2010
    Oh man, your husband is so Canadian!
  • edited May 2010
    Fealiks wrote: »
    Oh man, your husband is so Canadian!

    Really? How so?
    "I didn't know my passport was in the shot", he says.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    Really? How so?
    "I didn't know my passport was in the shot", he says.
    It's the voice. The voice is a very, very, very thick Canadian accent.
  • edited May 2010
    It's an awesome accent. We don't hear it often enough in my opinion.
  • edited May 2010
    It's the voice. The voice is a very, very, very thick Canadian accent.

    That could be his Albertan accent. It's funny because his brother has a Manitoban accent that's quite different (their family moved to Alberta before Ian was born).
    To me, he just sounds normal :p He's the one person I've heard speak English the most in my life, after all.

    EDIT: close captions now available.
  • edited May 2010
    Its possible comic books could fill its own thread... its a balance of what is real and what people want to see... but that could be the very definition of all art

    Power_Girl_Cover_by_AdamHughes-1.jpg
    pgbust.jpg
  • edited May 2010
    Irishmile wrote: »
    Its possible comic books could fill its own thread... its a balance of what is real and what people want to see... but that could be the very definition of all art

    Power_Girl_Cover_by_AdamHughes-1.jpg
    pgbust.jpg

    DC Comics have really gone down hill over the few 50 years they've never quit...
  • edited May 2010
    I reckon avistews husband should get on board the forum train. hes funny.
  • edited May 2010
    What I wonder is, "how come he's not smiling while looking at her chest?"
    'Tis a mystery.
  • edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    What I wonder is, "how come he's not smiling while looking at her chest?"
    'Tis a mystery.

    Well they weren't smiling back at him. Why should he smile when they don't smile back?
  • edited May 2010
    I had a picnic. We took pictures. I posted some in the "What do you look like?" thread but here I'm posting some for boobs or artistic reasons.
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    Here, my... cleavage I guess? Kinda goes against what everyone keep saying of "no bra=no cleavage" but I guess my clothes are tight enough that they act as a bra or something.
    Plus we're still far away from push-up material.

    Then, on my back. It looks pretty weird but that's the way it is:
    azdoo6.png

    Then on my front:
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    Then I was fooling around but when going through the pictures I noticed this position might be interesting too. I'm not quite on my side, not quite on my back:
    2vufoud.png

    And the last one is me posing (full-body version), which I guess could be interesting as a pose for artists? So I'm putting it here:
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  • edited May 2010
    Omg! This entire thread is CRAZYYYY
  • edited May 2010
    It's about time you found this thread.
  • edited May 2010
    Haha! That pose is like "Yeah, i'm awesome, so what?" :P
  • edited May 2010
    I fully expected doodo's head to explode upon seeing this thread.
  • edited May 2010
    Ha! In Sammun-mak,
    Kringle says Boobies! XD
  • edited May 2010
    With all the reference pictures I've posted, I'd expect more art. What are you waiting for? Looks like the perfect place for posting pictures of breasted people. Has nobody drawn any? ... that they're allowed to post here?
  • edited May 2010
    I can't draw, so...it's up to you guys. Draw more boobs!
  • edited May 2010
    All the full-blown boobs I've ever drawn are actual naked boobs, for gesture drawings. I don't think I can post those here!!

    Actually I have some of those where I never finished drawing in the full anatomical aspects of breasts (AKA. NO NIPZ) but those are kind of creepy. My storyboard teacher always made fun of us when we did that, calling our gestures "the lollipop people."
  • edited May 2010
    I had to debate a bit on whether to put this here or in the random thoughts thread.

    Why the hell did they give Ruto boobs in Ocarina of Time? She's a fish, it's creepy.

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    I mean I get that she's a humanoid female, but there's just something wrong about a non-mammal with mammary glands.
  • edited May 2010
    Yeah, I always find it weird too, but I guess they think it's the only way for people to know if a character is male or female?
    Fish are rarer than birds and reptiles though.
  • edited May 2010
    This topic is so big. It might as well be stickied already. Telltale Games, supporter of boobs everywhere! And that's a might big weight to carry on your shoulders, trust me.
  • edited May 2010
    I had to debate a bit on whether to put this here or in the random thoughts thread.

    Why the hell did they give Ruto boobs in Ocarina of Time? She's a fish, it's creepy.

    I mean I get that she's a humanoid female, but there's just something wrong about a non-mammal with mammary glands.

    They should learn from Telltale who made their merfolk (in TOMI) sexually indistinguishable. They were true to their fish ancestry.
  • edited May 2010
    Probably because she hits on him and asks him to marry her. Nintendo does have a few flamers (or eccentrics, if you wish) in their 3D Zelda games, but I don't think they'd push the envelope to such a degree that it would look like a man was trying to hook up with Link.

    ToMI's merfolk have the advantage of voice-over work so that Anemone sounds female at least.

    Edit: and Ruto's not a fish. She's amphibious. Fish can't breathe out of water.
  • edited May 2010
    She's still not a mammal. Zoras lay eggs.
  • edited May 2010
    She's still not a mammal. Zoras lay eggs.

    There are mammals that lay eggs.

    At any rate, Nintendo as had males hit on males, although they do tend to cross-dress (Vivian in Paper Mario 2, for instance).
  • edited May 2010
    Technically, Vivian is only male in the original Japanese. And even then I'm not 100% sold on that.
  • edited May 2010
    Technically, Vivian is only male in the original Japanese. And even then I'm not 100% sold on that.

    Uh? Vivian is male in the French version, too.
    And I'm not sure what you mean by "not sold". His sisters tease him about that almost constantly.
  • edited May 2010
    In the English translation, Vivian is female and her sisters tease her about being ugly, so since I speak English and played that version of the game, that's what I choose to believe.

    It's not like I would know any different if I didn't have the internet to tell me that it was different in another version of the game.
  • edited May 2010
    Hahaha sure, although the "choose to believe" sounds like you're just disturbed by the idea of it being different.
    Either way, Vivian is a girl inside.
    But you're free to prefer whichever version you want. Technically they're all official I guess.

    Still, it proves that Japanese Nintendo (the ones who make the 3D models) isn't that fussy about things. Plus I think her head and face could be enough to show she's female.

    On the other hand, they've never worried too much about giving breasts to non-mammals. If I'm not mistaken, the male reptiles in the Donkey Kong games have nipples or something.
  • edited May 2010
    no way! i never noticed that! probably not in the older games, though, i mean, the graphics on the N64 barely allowed them to put noses on characters properly, let alone nipples!
  • edited May 2010
    The thought of her as a male doesn't disturb me so much as I just prefer Vivian to be female. Transgenderism is perfectly acceptable grounds for me. Except for Bridget from Guilty Gear. That one does disturb me.
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