Boobs: an artistic discussion

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  • edited June 2010
    Mh, don't know why I haven't checked this thread before... because I'm a fan. Now I have to read this whole thing just to not miss any of Avistew's wonderful boob-pics... I mean... artistic information.
  • edited June 2010
    Welcome to the party, Lasershwert! Tea and biscuits will be served in the interval and complimentary muffins are on that table over there. :D
  • edited September 2010
    Hmmm...
    The place looks deserted...

    We used to have so much fun here... *sigh*
  • edited September 2010
    I was just thinking about this topic the other day; wondering if we'd every see another topic with the same amount of greatness. The whatever's on your mind thread is only second best.

    Here. Have an artistic WIP of a dis-proportionate bosomy busty breasty chesty titsy Nazi Baroness.

    2nm2dub.jpg
  • edited September 2010
    The whatever's on your mind thread is only second best.

    You're just jealous that my thread has over 1000 posts more than yours and is still thriving.
  • edited September 2010
    why is this thread still alive
  • edited September 2010
    It's not, it just wants you to think it is.
  • edited September 2010
    why is this thread still alive
    It's not. This thread was kept alive WELL past the point that any human being could ever consider merciful. It shambled on for ages, kept alive by painful medical procedures that made its life a living hell. We're well past this thread being "alive". Joop has just decided that it would be fun to recreate "Weekend at Bernie's", but with a thread.
  • edited September 2010
    Well said, sir.
  • edited September 2010
    Extreme Necro-ing detected.

    Zombies with fake boobs? Eeeeeeew...
  • edited September 2010
    You're just jealous that my thread has over 1000 posts more than yours and is still thriving.

    Nope. I'm just clinging to nostalgia. These new-fangled topics can't beat nostalgia.
  • edited September 2010
    This thread is six months old. My thread is four months old. New-fangled my ass.
  • edited September 2010
    I didn't look at the topic though until muuuuch recently; or even notice it much. So nostalgia stands.
  • edited September 2010
    Come on, this thread is still alive and kicking! Look at it... *pushes thread*
    Come on, we're men! We don't like talking about anything more than boobs!
    And we found some girls to do it with!
    We just need our local living boob wiki's Avistew, Puzzlebox and GinnyN!

    LIVE DAMN YOU! LIIIIIVE!
  • edited September 2010
    Don't think this thread is much fun with Avistew offline for a week!
  • edited September 2010
    WarpSpeed wrote: »
    Don't think this thread is much fun with Avistew offline for a week!

    I agree. It seems a little ironic that the moment chosen to (attempt to) revive this topic is the one week that its leading contributor is offline.
  • edited September 2010
    This thread is just a tease, there are no boobs on recent pages that I am not lazy enough to not over look...


    normal_sexy_huge_boobs_earphones.jpg
  • edited September 2010
    Okay, that's not artistic at all. Stop it.
  • edited September 2010
    Okay, that's not artistic at all. Stop it.

    Can't argue what's art or not really...

    But you can post drawings, whatever, if you'd like.
  • edited September 2010
    doodo! wrote: »
    Can't argue what's art or not really...

    normal_sexy_huge_boobs_earphones.jpg doesn't sound like it's meant for artistic purposes. This is not a porn thread.

    And even if that's what you're pushing now, that's not what you originally posted with:
    doodo! wrote: »
    This thread is just a tease, there are no boobs on recent pages that I am not lazy enough to not over look...

    /srs
  • edited September 2010
    What are we art historians and critics all the sudden? We aren't on a different page, there is no high horse to ride out of this thread on either...

    Boobs, yeah, there's some intellectual content but realistically...they're boobs...
    you can have a discussion about symmetry, poetry, fertility, etc etc but it's not going to last 54 pages and I sincerely doubt it has.

    Looking back a few pages, why are we even having this conversation??

    ??
  • edited September 2010
    doodo! wrote: »
    What are we art historians and critics all the sudden? We aren't on a different page, there is no high horse to ride out of this thread on either...

    Boobs, yeah, there's some intellectual content but realistically...they're boobs...
    you can have a discussion about symmetry, poetry, fertility, etc etc but it's not going to last 54 pages and I sincerely doubt it has.

    Looking back a few pages, why are we even having this conversation??

    ??

    *facepalm* This is not a porn thread. No matter what anyone says.
  • edited September 2010
    Pfff, since when do we stick to the topic here?

    Bring in some furry boobs, plz! :p
    *runs from the angry mob*
  • edited September 2010
    This was one of the greatest threads in Telltale history. Do you guys really want to force it to be locked just so you can defile its last few pages? Show some damn respect.
  • edited September 2010
    Either add relevance to the thread or let it be to where it was.
  • edited September 2010
    I can tell by the tags that this is a true artistic thread for gentlemen.

    Seriously though, you guys are way too serious and confrontational. See me in real life are you going to fight me over this? Calm down...it's the internet, it's a thread, lol.

    I'm going to leave it now, as requested and also because honestly...I don't care...
  • edited September 2010
    Okay, time to breathe an artistic wind of freshness into this topic.

    womansketch.gif

    Here's the first female figure that I've ever drawn properly.

    Gee, I hope no-one can tell that I've never seen a woman naked before...
  • edited September 2010
    Arrr...rrousing~
  • edited September 2010
    WarpSpeed wrote: »
    Don't think this thread is much fun with Avistew offline for a week!

    Where is Avistew anyway?
    I want her to comment on my drawing!
  • edited September 2010
    Joop wrote: »
    Where is Avistew anyway?
    I want her to comment on my drawing!

    Out 'til Tuesday.

    http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showpost.php?p=384719&postcount=2118
  • edited September 2010
    Joop wrote: »
    Okay, time to breathe an artistic wind of freshness into this topic.

    picture]

    I'll be completely honest. Those are a pretty well-drawn pair of breasts, all things considering. The eye nipples are a bit off, though.
  • edited September 2010
    Oh god, I didn't even notice that the nipples were extra eyes. What has been seen can't be unseen. Thanks, Cello.
  • edited September 2010
    WarpSpeed wrote: »

    Well shoot. My timing is as always impeccable.
    So that means we'll have to keep this thread alive until Tuesday WITHOUT AVISTEW?!?
    Seems like an impossible job... :(
    I'll be completely honest. Those are a pretty well-drawn pair of breasts, all things considering. The eye nipples are a bit off, though.

    Thanks! I was actually surprised how well they turned out!
    I don't draw girls very often because I'm just not that good at it.
    Men are much easier!
  • edited September 2010
    Joop wrote: »
    Well shoot. My timing is as always impeccable.
    So that means we'll have to keep this thread alive until Tuesday WITHOUT AVISTEW?!?

    Or we could just let it die with dignity. Hell, even Avistew herself threw in the towel on this one.
  • edited September 2010
    Joop wrote: »
    Well shoot. My timing is as always impeccable.
    So that means we'll have to keep this thread alive until Tuesday WITHOUT AVISTEW?!?
    Seems like an impossible job... :(
    You are constantly posting in a months-dead thread with things like this. These do not add value to the thread. These do not add relevance to the thread. The thread, at the point that it had finally been allowed to sink past the first page, had gone well past the point where it was reasonable and proper to keep it going. I think it's absolutely criminal that such a dearth of content can be allowed to keep a thread on the front page this long. The content since the necro speaks to the lack of value it provides, to the fact that this thread really deserves to be taken behind a barn and shot.

    I don't want to be a troll here, or a "backseat mod" or something, but this is seriously ridiculous. I may be out of line in making this post, but I'm simply shocked that this is allowed to go on. What do people want from this thread? What do they think that reviving and sustaining it with junk posts will accomplish? Maybe we'll get another camera shot of breasts contained within a shirt?

    Nobody is trying to learn how to draw breasts realistically, that topic was covered as fully as it possibly could. This thread can literally only exist as Roberttitus expected it to, as a place for what is essentially the softest of softcore pornography for extremely sheltered and sexually repressed people. That's the only reason it went on as long as it did originally, and that's the only conceivable reason I can think it is back now. Just stop it. Get some real porn.

    Forgive me if I'm at all mistaken here, at least in terms of motivation, but I can't see how any value can come from this thread being lifted from the bowels of the forum archives.
    Or we could just let it die with dignity. Hell, even Avistew herself threw in the towel on this one.
    I think we were past the point of dignity when it was allowed to die the first time, personally.
  • edited September 2010
    Well said, sir.
    I think we were past the point of dignity when it was allowed to die the first time, personally.

    You make a fair point. In that case, it should be allowed to die with as much dignity as it still has, because let's face it, you can always sink lower.
  • edited September 2010
    I still say it's just a thread...who cares?

    I used to post at a forum that had an entire section dedicated to "Babes".
  • edited January 2011
    O_O What happened to this thread?
  • edited January 2011
    lT DIED. LEAVE IT THAT WAY.
  • edited January 2011
    YOU'RE PRETTY TRICKY WlTH THAT ALL CAPS THING. :D
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