The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited December 2011
    Just watch what you're posting... a little bit better.
    You know quite well that I hate that B button, but a mod does what a mod must do.

    Its cold outside,
    There's no kind of atmosphere,
    I'm all alone,
    More or less.
    Let me fly,
    Far away from here,
    Fun, fun, fun,
    In the sun, sun, sun.

    I want to lie,
    Shipwrecked and comatose,
    Drinking fresh,
    Mango juice.
    Goldfish shoals,
    Nibbling at my toes,
    Fun, fun, fun,
    In the sun, sun, sun,
    Fun, fun, fun,
    In the sun, sun, sun.
  • edited December 2011
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    Did you even bother reading the entire post?

    Also, that's some really short-sighted thing. He died of a heart attack, not from a bullet to the face or an arrow in the knee or something. It's more like he dodged the bullet on this one. So no, that also doesn't work well now, does it?

    I think it's still good to see him gone. No offense, but the man has become nothing more than a loveable joke to the western world while terrorizing his own people. Will the people be better off? Who knows, but I'm still glad he's gone.
  • edited December 2011
    Settle down everyone.
  • edited December 2011
    Daniel Bryan won the World title! Kim Jon Il was so surprised he had a heart attack.
  • edited December 2011
    Icedhope wrote: »
    Settle down everyone.
    Everyone?

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    Everyone?!?!

    I posted a rather humourous post but...

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    ... everyone ignored it!

    Please don't include myself with...

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    ... everyone else!

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    No hard feelings.
  • edited December 2011
    Sister doesn't believe that SOPA exists. If it passes, she's going to be very upset the next time she loads GrooveShark and discovers the music industry shut it down.
  • edited December 2011
    Just watch what you're posting... a little bit better.
    You know quite well that I hate that B button, but a mod does what a mod must do.
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    VAINAMOINEN: "Did I use six bans or only five? You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited December 2011
    Being a mod is less like Dirty Harry... and more like Million Dollar Baby, to stay within the Eastwood comparisons.
  • edited December 2011
    Wait, so in the end you'll
    break your neck
    ?
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited December 2011
    No Sir, I'm Eastwood.
  • edited December 2011
    Zeek wrote: »
    Sister doesn't believe that SOPA exists. If it passes, she's going to be very upset the next time she loads GrooveShark and discovers the music industry shut it down.

    Such ignorance. Next she'll be claiming that Santa Clause doesn't exist, or the Easter Bunny isn't real, or that the Tooth Fairy isn't renting the flat below mine...

    If that's the case then how come I get presents every Christmas, huh? Chocolate eggs once a year, yeah? And how come the man renting the flat below mine, knocked my teeth out with a sledge hammer and ended up paying me 2 grand in damages, hmm?

    ... Ignorance.
  • edited December 2011
    Davies wrote: »
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    VAINAMOINEN: "Did I use six bans or only five? You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

    Please. I'm the only guy I know on here with guns. Except for IcedHope. If anything, mods are more like these guys:
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  • edited December 2011
    No Sir, I'm Eastwood.

    Wait, so you'll
    die at the end in a gunfight while pulling out a lighter
    ?
  • edited December 2011
    Please. I'm the only guy I know on here with guns. Except for IcedHope. If anything, mods are more like these guys:
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    "Ooh, guns, guns, guns!"

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    "When I wage war, I attack with this..."

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    ... For you see Gentlemen, as I've told my girlfriend on so many occasions; big things come in small packages."
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited December 2011
    I'm assuming you guys are just funnin' (if the Odessa Steps massacre can be called "funnin'")... I think the mods here are pretty lenient. And not just because I am one (ok totally because I am one. But still).
  • edited December 2011
    I should become the next leader of North Korea.
  • edited December 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
    I should become the next leader of North Korea.

    Pfft, you'll have to wage war for that position, for I had first dibs. Nah nah nah nah.:p
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    ... I think the mods here are pretty lenient. And not just because I am one (ok totally because I am one. But still).

    Oh you, don't be so coy. Actually, I think you should take shotgun for a position as second in command for the leader of North Korea. Iron fist and all that.
    This entire forum has been derailed with the stupidity of people like me...

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    ... First this forum, then North Korea and then the world!
  • edited December 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Pfft, you'll have to wage war for that position, for I had first dibs. Nah nah nah nah.:p

    But I have an even sillyer title then Dear Leader! Hot Buns!
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited December 2011
    GaryCXJk wrote: »
    Wait, so you'll
    die at the end in a gunfight while pulling out a lighter
    ?

    You still don't get it. Not Gran Torino. It's Million Dollar Baby.
    You invest so much of your time and love to support people, telling them how to fight converse with each other properly, and it really looks like it's going to be a great success for some time, but suddenly and eventually all is in vain and in the end they're literally begging you to... ban them.

    No, of course I'm just funnin'. :D
  • edited December 2011
    She's back. The one girl I'd drop it all for is back.


    I just ordered her a vase of Stargazer Lilies.

    Time to raid the bank account.
  • edited December 2011
    DAISHI wrote: »
    She's back. The one girl I'd drop it all for is back.

    Time to raid the bank account.

    Bad news! The recession beat you to it.

    Still, you know what they say...
  • edited December 2011
    Hah! The recession hasn't touched me. So feh!
  • edited December 2011
    DAISHI wrote: »
    Hah! The recession hasn't touched me. So feh!

    Oooh, well excuse me, Mr. I Don't Have To Live Off Frozen Chips! Enjoy your non-rat infested ivory tower, Mr. I Have More Than One Pair Of Pants.

    I'm sure it must be glorious for you when some jokester approaches you and does that tired old routine...
    "What hand do you wipe your ass with?"

    "My right hand."

    "Haha... really?! I use toilet paper!"

    I DO use my right hand because toilet paper is a luxury. In fact most nights I purposefully shit and piss myself just because it keeps me warm! You damn rich folk, with your stupid self-respect and decent standard of living.

    Yeah, enjoy your enviable life whilst I sell my few remaining limbs to back street dealers, in the hope of scrounging enough cash together to have another pot at the fruit machine that you probably had your slaves build.

    Enjoy it, you educated man, with your dumb charm and surrounded by your healthy economic structure.

    Screw you, you lovable bastard.
  • edited December 2011
    I actually have a bidet so I don't have to wipe.
  • edited December 2011
    DAISHI wrote: »
    I actually have a bidet so I don't have to wipe.

    Pfft, figures! I'm actually surprised that you don't have some form of robotic android, designed by Japan's leading robotic manufacturers, specifically to perform that task.
  • edited December 2011
    Well now there's an idea...
  • edited December 2011
    You still don't get it. Not Gran Torino. It's Million Dollar Baby.
    You invest so much of your time and love to support people, telling them how to fight converse with each other properly, and it really looks like it's going to be a great success for some time, but suddenly and eventually all is in vain and in the end they're literally begging you to... ban them.

    No, of course I'm just funnin'. :D

    Ah, so Star Wars: Wrath of Kahn.
  • edited December 2011
    DAISHI wrote: »
    I actually have a bidet so I don't have to wipe.

    If you're not wiping at all then are you walking about with a dripping wet arsehole?
  • edited December 2011
    JedExodus wrote: »
    If you're not wiping at all then are you walking about with a dripping wet arsehole?

    No. For he has mastered the art of 3 shells.

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  • edited December 2011
    Was Kim Jon Il's death painful? Or did he just slip away?
  • edited December 2011
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    ... I made a cake.
  • edited December 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
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    ... I made a cake.

    Liar. That's obviously photoshopped. It's a LIE!
  • edited December 2011
    Two weeks of vacation starts today.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited December 2011
    Lucky dog. I've still got four days of work to go... and that last day will be hellish because of all the traveling in the night.
  • edited December 2011
    DAISHI wrote: »
    two weeks of vacation starts today.
    lucky dog. I've still got four days of work to go... And that last day will be hellish because of all the traveling in the night.

    NO! WE ARE TALKlNG ABOUT MY CAKE! YARGLEFLARGLEDARGLEJARLBALGRUUF!
  • edited December 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    NO! WE ARE TALKlNG ABOUT MY CAKE! YARGLEFLARGLEDARGLEJARLBALGRUUF!

    Is it delicious and moist?
  • edited December 2011
    Is it delicious and moist?

    Pssh. Like I'd eat that beauty.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited December 2011
    Sorry. It's a great cake.
  • edited December 2011
    Sorry. It's a great cake.

    I like how when the Steam holiday sale starts, everyone logs into Telltale. xP
  • edited December 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Pssh. Like I'd eat that beauty.

    Retro does not understand!

    Why would TomP make cake, but not eat it?!

    Retro confused...:confused:
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