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  • edited October 2012
    The circus. Duh.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited October 2012
    Report button gone? OH. Well, that explains a lot.

    Mandatory all-forum patrol eight times a day. :mad:
  • edited October 2012
    See, if I was a mod, I'd sort that sort of thing out like [Clicks fingers] that.

    :p
  • edited October 2012
    See, if I was a mod, I'd let that stuff slide until there were more spambots than members and then just do a purge to make me look super efficient for one day.
  • edited October 2012
    And that's why I'd make a better mod than you. Consistency is better than occasional moments of excellence. :D
  • edited October 2012
    What if the Spam bots try to frame me for a murder I didn't commit so TTG would be defenseless.
  • edited October 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    What if the Spam bots try to frame me for a murder I didn't commit so TTG would be defenseless.

    Then it will be Detective Alcoremortis to the rescue! And after I'm done with the case, they'll have to call someone else who's far more qualified.

    I was once hired to find a missing man. They never found him. Hell, they couldn't even find me for three years!
  • edited October 2012
    See, if I was a mod, I'd sort that sort of thing out like [Clicks fingers] that.

    :p

    Careful what you wish for. :D
  • edited October 2012
    I think this is what becoming a mod is like.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuPz3u1kOQ
  • edited October 2012
    I've been a mod before on a high volume, company forum... I'm not tolerant or patient enough. Come on, you can't tell me you haven't thought of grabbing people by the shoulders, shaking them like a British nanny and screaming: STOP BEING SO @#$%ING STUPID!
  • edited October 2012
    Careful what you wish for. :D

    I don't like the sound of that.
  • edited October 2012
    Careful what you wish for. :D

    I'm suddenly terrified.

    Btw, great Guru-genie, I wish for a shiny gold forum star.
  • edited October 2012
    Could this happen to the other mods if Darth is modded?

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  • edited October 2012
    Pretty sure I'd be the quiet one who just bans spambots and merges threads into the 'Generic Telltale Should Make' thread. Oh, and never goes into the Walking Dead section. I'm not insane, after all.
  • edited October 2012
    Pretty sure I'd be the quiet one who just bans spambots and merges threads into the 'Generic Telltale Should Make' thread. Oh, and never goes into the Walking Dead section. I'm not insane, after all.

    Oh, if you won't go into the Walking Dead forum, I think your chances of getting modship just went way down.

    I, however, am already insane and therefore need fear nothing.
  • edited October 2012
    Pretty sure I'd be the quiet one who just bans spambots and merges threads into the 'Generic Telltale Should Make' thread. Oh, and never goes into the Walking Dead section. I'm not insane, after all.

    Hey, those are totally important jobs.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited October 2012
    Pretty sure I'd be the quiet one who just bans spambots and merges threads into the 'Generic Telltale Should Make' thread. Oh, and never goes into the Walking Dead section. I'm not insane, after all.


    @Guru: See how my predictions come true even before the fact? :cool:

    We've already got a really quiet one! Seldom posts and if he does it's only to explicitly and continuously save Telltale technical support's behinds.

    We need more loud ones! :cool:

    It's probably less than a month to go for TWD anyway.
  • edited October 2012
    The problem is I hate anything zombie related (except 28 Days Later, and that was more genetic mutations than zombies), so I can't see myself wanting anything to do with people obsessed with a game about zombies, especially noobs who throw spoilers around and are whinning little gits about everything to do with it - release dates, who gets killed, etc. If I were a mod there, I'd last about 2 days before I started swearing, deleting threads at random and outright banning pretty much everyone.

    When it comes to the other games Telltale's done/doing though... yeah, I'd be a lot better there.

    ...and yes, I know Walking Dead's about the people and not the zombies, yadda yadda yadda. Same thing to me.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited October 2012
    If I were a mod there, I'd last about 2 days before I started swearing, deleting threads at random and outright banning pretty much everyone.

    No problem, this is exactly what you have to do there! :p
  • edited October 2012
    Oh! Well then, sign me up! Lemme just find my Ban-Hammer...

    ban%20hammer1gq4.jpg

    Ah, there it is. All set! :D
  • edited October 2012
    The problem is I hate anything zombie related (except 28 Days Later, and that was more genetic mutations than zombies), so I can't see myself wanting anything to do with people obsessed with a game about zombies, especially noobs who throw spoilers around and are whinning little gits about everything to do with it - release dates, who gets killed, etc. If I were a mod there, I'd last about 2 days before I started swearing, deleting threads at random and outright banning pretty much everyone.

    When it comes to the other games Telltale's done/doing though... yeah, I'd be a lot better there.

    ...and yes, I know Walking Dead's about the people and not the zombies, yadda yadda yadda. Same thing to me.

    Heh I feel the same that's why I haven't played it.
  • edited October 2012
    I don't see why people are scared to go into TWD fourms...then again i'm actually surprised there is still threads in TWD fourms. I would have thought by Ep 4, one of the mods would just be sick & tired of hearing nothing but ''Why is this episode not out yet!!!!'' or spoilers or Spambots and then the mods just band together and decide to lock TWD fourms completely :D
  • edited October 2012
    especially noobs who throw spoilers around and are whinning little gits about everything to do with it - release dates, who gets killed, etc.

    Hey you just got the top 3 reasons why i hate some of the people in the TWD fourms!
  • edited October 2012
    OHHHHH!! you guys (GUYS!!!!!!!!!) know what would really improve this forum?!..I don't but if someone does it would be a REEEEEAL REALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! help.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited October 2012
    coolsome: Master of the non sequitur.
  • edited October 2012
    He's the master of something, all right.
  • edited October 2012
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  • edited October 2012
    Coolsome, Johnny English would not be as random as you, Even Mr.Bean is not as random as you!
  • edited October 2012
    Coolsome, Johnny English would not be as random as you, Even Mr.Bean is not as random as you!

    Fribbit!
  • edited October 2012
    coolsome wrote: »
    Fribbit!

    (Everyone just stares at you confused)
  • edited October 2012
    I think we need the "Send Alcoremortis to Disneyland biannually" fund.

    It would really help forum morale. Well, mine at least.
  • edited October 2012
    Let's send him to the Japanese one so he doesn't know what the fuck's going on. I'd be for that.
  • edited October 2012
    Silence will fall when the first question is reported to the mods.
  • edited October 2012
    Coolsome remember i said your more random that this guy....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQCYpIHLNQ
  • edited October 2012
    Let's send him to the Japanese one so he doesn't know what the fuck's going on. I'd be for that.

    Oh, I'd know what's going on.

    "THERE IS NO MOUTH ON A DEAD MAN...." <- translation of "Dead men tell no tales..."

    Also, I'm totally for being sent to Japan for any reason. Love that place.
  • edited October 2012
    Oh. Well that's no fun then.

    I'd like to know why the report person/post icon's gone. I know there's theories Telltale staff have whisked it away, but I'd appreciate a definitive answer, if there is one. PM'ing mods seems a clunky way of doing things.
  • edited October 2012
    Oh. Well that's no fun then.

    I'd like to know why the report person/post icon's gone. I know there's theories Telltale staff have whisked it away, but I'd appreciate a definitive answer, if there is one. PM'ing mods seems a clunky way of doing things.

    The spambots stole it.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2012
    I'd like to know why the report person/post icon's gone.

    I don't know what you're talking about. ;)
  • edited October 2012
    Its back!!!!! I LOVE YOU REPORT BUTTEN!!!!!!!!!!! IL NEVER ABUSE YOU AGAIN!!
    NOW LET ME RAVISH YOU
    .
  • edited October 2012
    I am going to report all the posts now.
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