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Boobs: an artistic discussion

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  • PariahKingPariahKing
    edited April 2010
    really you could say it's an allegory for the internet itself
  • MusicallyInspiredMusicallyInspired
    edited April 2010
    This thread is the 4chan stripped and censored of all its vulgar material. And all that's left is the discussion.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited April 2010
    MusicallyInspired wrote: »
    This thread is the 4chan stripped and censored of all its vulgar material. And all that's left is the discussion.

    Except this thread actually has some intelligent discussion, while I've never seen any indication that any person posting on 4chan has even a single brain cell.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited April 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
    Except this thread actually has some intelligent discussion, while I've never seen any indication that any person posting on 4chan has even a single brain cell.

    Check out some of the non-/b/ areas. There are actually some pretty decent folks there. Of course, I'm still of the opinion that 4chan consists of just five lightning-quick users.
  • Harald BHarald B
    edited April 2010
    This thread is like a more concentrated microcosm of the forums. Don't read too much of it at a time or you'll lose sanity points.
  • dohdoh
    edited April 2010
    Assuming we still have sanity points. I prefer to think of it as Max vs. Sam points. WWM do vs. WWS do. Yeah not exactly sanity.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited April 2010
    doh wrote: »
    Assuming we still have sanity points. I prefer to think of it as Max vs. Sam points. WWM do vs. WWS do. Yeah not exactly sanity.

    Darn! Beat me to it.... by about six hours...
  • JoopJoop
    edited May 2010
    Anyone else thinks that it's too bad the popularity of this thread died down BEFORE we hit 40 pages?
    I'm sad... :(
  • AvistewAvistew
    edited May 2010
    Joop wrote: »
    Anyone else thinks that it's too bad the popularity of this thread died down BEFORE we hit 40 pages?
    I'm sad... :(

    Well, after such a grand debut, there wasn't much more I could do... Nobody can blame me for not trying though :p
    I'm not sure what else we could say here, except start talking about how we like boobs to be...
    Artistically speaking, of course.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited May 2010
    I think we need a booster shot of boobs to keep the thread alive. Volunteers? Anybody?
  • JoopJoop
    edited May 2010
    Come on, anyone? I'd do it if I had any! :D
  • AvistewAvistew
    edited May 2010
    I think people have an idea what mine look like by now, so it would just be redundant.
  • ZombieAtPlayZombieAtPlay
    edited May 2010
    Whoever thought up the word 'mammogram'? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. - Jan King

    if I fell in a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb! - Ian Holloway

    you would think my boob had popped out and shot Gandhi! - tara reid

    If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else. - George Sinclair
  • WapcapletWapcaplet
    edited May 2010
    I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day. - Steve Martin
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited May 2010
    Heh, heh, heheheh, heh heh. Boobs. - Beavis
  • guitarsareboringguitarsareboring
    edited May 2010
    "Let me get my hands on your mammary glands" - Morrissey
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited May 2010
    Breasts have lost their charisma ... Now that you can buy them, bosoms are over. - Germaine Greer

    ^ That article is actually about breasts and art, so I'm claiming the first truly on-topic post in the last 20 pages.
  • AvistewAvistew
    edited May 2010
    "A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows" Anatole France
    "You are closer to one's heart when her chest is flat" Louis Bouilhet
    "Earth is like a woman's chest: useful and pleasant" Friedrich Nietzsche
    "Breasts are like electric trains: they're made for kids, but men are the ones who play with them" Jean Cazalet
    "God gave women two breasts because he gave men two hands" Léo Campion
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    "A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows" Anatole France
    "You are closer to one's heart when her chest is flat" Louis Bouilhet

    Oh snap. Anatole and Louis are about to throw down. :eek:

    (Also: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!)
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited May 2010
    I like them - Irishmile
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited May 2010
    On the subject of on-topicness, maybe we could find various artists who draw breasts a lot/ have drawn them and critique their work. Example: The Brothers Hildebrandt.
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited May 2010
    Titian. He doesn't seem to like areolae.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited May 2010
    There is this amazing Blackadder clip that I can't seem to find a good copy of right now that is perfect for this discussion.

    Here's an okay one. It's at 6:00.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited May 2010
    Avistew wrote: »
    "Breasts are like electric trains: they're made for kids, but men are the ones who play with them" Jean Cazalet

    That made me lol. :)
  • ZombieAtPlayZombieAtPlay
    edited May 2010
    It's funny cuz its true :p

    Except for Avistews, she plays with hers too.
  • JoopJoop
    edited May 2010
    How do you know?
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited May 2010
    Joop wrote: »
    How do you know?

    Someone hasn't been paying attention! :rolleyes:

    I refer you to this post:
    Avistew wrote: »
    and I'm playing with my breasts, because, well, they're breasts!
  • JoopJoop
    edited May 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Someone hasn't been paying attention! :rolleyes:

    Does it make you feel better if I said that I was focused on another forum member? :p
  • ZombieAtPlayZombieAtPlay
    edited May 2010
    Joop and Puzzlebox, sittin' in a tree...
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited May 2010
    What with avistew and Yare, and Joop and puzzlebox we should just rename this the Loooooooooooove Forums.
  • Little WriterLittle Writer
    edited May 2010
    Courting: an artistic discussion

    The art of courtship has been pushed into an oubliette due to the art of boobs. I think there should be more room for romance than for anatomy, and one should applaud all attempts to win another's love with words alone.
  • ZombieAtPlayZombieAtPlay
    edited May 2010
    Little Writer wrote: »
    Courting: an artistic discussion

    The art of courtship has been pushed into an oubliette due to the art of boobs. I think there should be more room for romance than for anatomy, and one should applaud all attempts to win another's love with words alone.


    Ok then, hmm.....

    Sweet sweet telltale forum ladies, i love you all! Be my valentine! I shall commence the courting ritual imminantly!
  • Little WriterLittle Writer
    edited May 2010
    I think you have to pick one in order to make her feel special.

    But that's rather tricky, because if she's not interested, you can't just go to the next one because she'll always know she was second (or third, or fourth) choice.

    Unless she's secretly obsessed with you already, then she won't care about that.
  • ZombieAtPlayZombieAtPlay
    edited May 2010
    Little Writer wrote: »
    I think you have to pick one in order to make her feel special.

    But that's rather tricky, because if she's not interested, you can't just go to the next one because she'll always know she was second (or third, or fourth) choice.

    Unless she's secretly obsessed with you already, then she won't care about that.

    Hmmm...good point...
    Ok, its first come first served. If its a big, public show of affection you're after, Post below or, if its a secret crush, PM me ;)
    Don't all rush, I have plenty of love to go around.
    *sexy voice* Im aaaall yours.
  • JoopJoop
    edited May 2010
    Hey, ZombieAtPlay.
    I already had a big fight with Fealiks over Puzzlebox, don't make me go whoop-ass on you too.
  • ZombieAtPlayZombieAtPlay
    edited May 2010
    Do you bite your thumb at me, sir? :p
  • JoopJoop
    edited May 2010
    Is the law of our side, if I say ay?
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited May 2010
    No.
  • JoopJoop
    edited May 2010
    No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
  • DoctorCelloDoctorCello
    edited May 2010
    Alright, this thread is getting dumb. Let's stick to talking about mammaries in an artistic context, okay?

    Anyway, I've been trying to think of an artist I liked that drew a lot of breasts, but as it turns out, most of my favorites don't really draw women a whole lot. EXCEPT FOR ALESSANDRO BARBUCCI.

    2s8psly.jpg

    1zgs5cn.jpg

    64gmso.jpg

    Here's a link to the rest of his stuff (NSFW warning; no porn, just boobies): http://alessandrobarbucci.blogspot.com/
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