Known Prisoners at Large: Peterson Hunt, Pines, Joseph Blake, Warren Roldan, Sparker + Possibly More
Remaining Prisoner Amount: 1,575
Remaining Prisoners Status: Terminated
Staff Casualties: 824
Staff Wounded: 913
Remaining Staff Status: Transferred
Current Limbo Status: Abandoned
Comments: The former ward: Phil Cunningham was partly at fault for the incident at Limbo. After further investigation, there were inmates who were falsely charged and didn't deserve to be there. Cunningham was a clear problem with his ego and hiring of possible sleepers but another addition to his failure were the designs, It being in the location that it is, Was a great addition but made it too easy for inmates to leave the premises if they escaped the main containment area. Limbo was a failure due to it weaknesses and I have submitted new plans for a more secure desolate and safer containment unit for international war criminals so even if they do escape the containment region, They won't go far...
- General George L. Whitelock
Incident Report
Known Prisoners at Large: Peterson Hunt, Pines, Joseph Blake, Warren Roldan, Sparker + Possibly More
Remaining Prisone… morer Amount: 1,575
Remaining Prisoners Status: Terminated
Staff Casualties: 824
Staff Wounded: 913
Remaining Staff Status: Transferred
Current Limbo Status: Abandoned
Comments: The former ward: Phil Cunningham was partly at fault for the incident at Limbo. After further investigation, there were inmates who were falsely charged and didn't deserve to be there. Cunningham was a clear problem with his ego and hiring of possible sleepers but another addition to his failure were the designs, It being in the location that it is, Was a great addition but made it too easy for inmates to leave the premises if they escaped the main containment area. Limbo was a failure due to it weaknesses and I have submitted new plans for a more secure desolate and safer containment unit for international war crimi… [view original content]
Incident Report
Known Prisoners at Large: Peterson Hunt, Pines, Joseph Blake, Warren Roldan, Sparker + Possibly More
Remaining Prisone… morer Amount: 1,575
Remaining Prisoners Status: Terminated
Staff Casualties: 824
Staff Wounded: 913
Remaining Staff Status: Transferred
Current Limbo Status: Abandoned
Comments: The former ward: Phil Cunningham was partly at fault for the incident at Limbo. After further investigation, there were inmates who were falsely charged and didn't deserve to be there. Cunningham was a clear problem with his ego and hiring of possible sleepers but another addition to his failure were the designs, It being in the location that it is, Was a great addition but made it too easy for inmates to leave the premises if they escaped the main containment area. Limbo was a failure due to it weaknesses and I have submitted new plans for a more secure desolate and safer containment unit for international war crimi… [view original content]
The Shadow of November Part 3: War Games Chapter 6
Peter: After we get the info, We're gonna bring him in.
Sparker: Fuck That.
Pete… morer: You're gonna listen
Sparker: And why would I do that Faggot?
Peter: Because you'll go with him if you don't listen....
Sparker: Fine! I'll listen but you're gonna owe me something down the line, The ladder's coming up, That'll lead to the safehouse and there's weapons and supplies there.
Joseph: And we're doing it.....
Few Hours Later
Audrey has a sniper rifle and is at the safe house window pointing at the building, Joseph is on the roof of another building over seeing the entrance to the building where the meeting is and Sparker + Peter are on the roof of the Meeting Building
Audrey: In Position, Copy?
Joseph: Copy. You were right Sparks... He's here and has some guys, About 20
Peter: You ready?
Sparker: Let's make some noise EHAHAHAHAHA!
Joseph fires a bazooka at Wa… [view original content]
Before I start the new part of SON and release the final chapter of JP, Here's a Valentine's Day Special (Inspired by @Markd4547 )
SPARKER'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Snake: We going after this "Wilkerson" guy or what?
Sparker: HELL YEAH EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter: FUCK!
1 Hour Later
Snake: So what now?
Sparker: Well, No one's looking for us so go to the nearest Zoo........
Snake: What wanna fuck a Giraffe?
Sparker: No, I wanna fuck some kid's fun today
Snake: So before we go all "Mega Evil" you want to start out small?
Sparker: Basically.
Snake: Alright I like it Parks the Van think they'll come after us?
Sparker: Doubt the skrubs will, They have bigger problems
Snake: Like what?
Sparker: I tipped that Rambo guy and Smith where they are, so if they don't move their asses they're fucked.
Ticket Lady: Would you like to enter sirs? Would you like the couples pack?
Sparker: The hell's that supposed to mean Mrs. Arendelle Bitch?
Ticket Lady: Sorry, this is my first day, You two just looked like good friends, thhat's all, Sorry about the confusion.
Snake: OH You did not say what I think you just said
Little Boy: HEY! I wanna get SOME FOOD! HURRY UP FAGS!
Sparker: Think you're tough LITTLE MAN!?
Little Boy: Oh Yeah, Faggot, I WILL REK YOU!
Sparker: This isn't the Telltale Forums or anything, Stop trying to act badass
Little Boy kicks Sparker in the ankle
Sparker: You remind me of a kid named Wilson Grabs Little Boy by the throat I HATED WILSON
Little Boy: Mommy HEL- Sparker drops the kid
Mom: What is it Billy?
Sparker: Yes, what is it "Billy"? Stares at Billy
Little Boy: Thought I saw a Unicorn.....
Mom: Boy! What did I tell you bout that Gay ass Shit!? Mom drags little boy away
Snake: Got us the tickets, Let's get this over with.
Sparker: Society's Insane Peeps.............
As Sparker and Snake walks by some Exhibits they stop upon a Reptile Building
Snake: Oh Shit..... Snakes in there....I hate Snakes.....
Sparker: Aint that something.... Snake is afraid of Snakes.....
Snake: Not Afraid...... Just not overly fond of them....
Sparker: Whatever you say........
Snake: Nah, I'm just kidding, I love the small bastards.
Sparker: Kewl then.
Sparker and Snake walk to the Cougar Exhibit
Sparker: Looks badass
Snake: Bitch pregnant?
Cougar hisses at them
Snake: Mood and Swing.
Sparker and Snake walk by a Giraffe Exhibit
Sparker: Why do Giraffe's remind me of THE gays?
Snake: I don't know, Where to next?
Sparker: Let's check out the Asian Elephants, they look kewl
Sparker and Snake walk to the Asian Elephant Exhibit to see the Elephants playing around
Sparker: That's cute.....
Snake: When this species were used in battle, Hell Yeah.
Sparker: This reminds me of the Wilkerson guy and his team.;.... Happy but Ignorant Bitches who have to cause trouble, Then that results in me bringing chaos to balance that, And not to mention is fun.......... EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Snake: What's the keeper doing?
Zoo Keeper: YOU STUPID FUCKS! Starts beating the Elephant with a baton as the Elephant whimpers in pain and the other Elephant helplessly watches
Snake:Wow......... Good kiddies aren't here
Sparker: Ah, it would toughen em up.
Snake: True......
Sparker: BUT NO ONE HURTS THEM EXCEPT FOR ME Sparker jumps over the fence as Snake follows
Snake: We have a plan?
Sparker: Nope, Just doing......
Zookeeper stops hitting the elephant and stares at Sparker and Snake coming
Zookeeper: Can I help you gentlemen?
Snake: Yes you can Boy........
Zookeeper: Okay.....What do you want?
Snake: I'm part of the Nature and Animal Protection service, I've noticed that you were abusing the cute animal here, So I'm gonna be conficating it cause it now belongs to me and the service.
Zookeeper: Do they belong to you now?
Sparker: Yes, like your life Sparker pulls out knife
Zookeeper: What do you want?
Snake: Fair treatment of this magnificent species.
Zookeeper: And I was providing them with discipline, Can't we all just let it go?
Sparker: LET IT GO!? LET IT GO!?? EHAHAHAHAHAHA Sparker stabs the Zookeeper
Snake: What now?
The two elephants look at the Zookeepers dead body
Snake: Should we start running?
Sparker: Hell Nah
Abused Elephant comes over and grabs Sparker with it's Trunk
Snake: This is gonna be fun.....
Second Elephant comes over to Snake
Snake: Hey big guy or gal.....
Sparker: They're bros.....
Snake: How can you tell?
Sparker: Cause they're not humping eachother, now let's leave this place.
Sparker goes on top of the elephant
Snake: This was "Fun", What now?
Snake goes on top of the other elephant
Sparker: We Ride.....And figure something oiut from there, Once you get to know me better, I just DO things...... But we should get some slushies and start thinking about Wilkerson and his gang.
Snake: Sounds Good..........
Sparker and Snake ride out of the Exhibit into the sunset
Before I start the new part of SON and release the final chapter of JP, Here's a Valentine's Day Special (Inspired by @Markd4547 )
SPAR… moreKER'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Snake: We going after this "Wilkerson" guy or what?
Sparker: HELL YEAH EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter: FUCK!
1 Hour Later
Snake: So what now?
Sparker: Well, No one's looking for us so go to the nearest Zoo........
Snake: What wanna fuck a Giraffe?
Sparker: No, I wanna fuck some kid's fun today
Snake: So before we go all "Mega Evil" you want to start out small?
Sparker: Basically.
Snake: Alright I like it Parks the Van think they'll come after us?
Sparker: Doubt the skrubs will, They have bigger problems
Snake: Like what?
Sparker: I tipped that Rambo guy and Smith where they are, so if they don't move their asses they're fucked.
Ticket Lady: Would you like to enter sirs? Would you like the couples pack?
Sparker: The hell's tha… [view original content]
Before I start the new part of SON and release the final chapter of JP, Here's a Valentine's Day Special (Inspired by @Markd4547 )
SPAR… moreKER'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Snake: We going after this "Wilkerson" guy or what?
Sparker: HELL YEAH EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter: FUCK!
1 Hour Later
Snake: So what now?
Sparker: Well, No one's looking for us so go to the nearest Zoo........
Snake: What wanna fuck a Giraffe?
Sparker: No, I wanna fuck some kid's fun today
Snake: So before we go all "Mega Evil" you want to start out small?
Sparker: Basically.
Snake: Alright I like it Parks the Van think they'll come after us?
Sparker: Doubt the skrubs will, They have bigger problems
Snake: Like what?
Sparker: I tipped that Rambo guy and Smith where they are, so if they don't move their asses they're fucked.
Ticket Lady: Would you like to enter sirs? Would you like the couples pack?
Sparker: The hell's tha… [view original content]
Before I start the new part of SON and release the final chapter of JP, Here's a Valentine's Day Special (Inspired by @Markd4547 )
SPAR… moreKER'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Snake: We going after this "Wilkerson" guy or what?
Sparker: HELL YEAH EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter: FUCK!
1 Hour Later
Snake: So what now?
Sparker: Well, No one's looking for us so go to the nearest Zoo........
Snake: What wanna fuck a Giraffe?
Sparker: No, I wanna fuck some kid's fun today
Snake: So before we go all "Mega Evil" you want to start out small?
Sparker: Basically.
Snake: Alright I like it Parks the Van think they'll come after us?
Sparker: Doubt the skrubs will, They have bigger problems
Snake: Like what?
Sparker: I tipped that Rambo guy and Smith where they are, so if they don't move their asses they're fucked.
Ticket Lady: Would you like to enter sirs? Would you like the couples pack?
Sparker: The hell's tha… [view original content]
You know what your getting to get with salty awesome, hilarious, random, badass quotes and genius stories how you made such a simple idea as a zoo visit so random and brilliant is beyond me I had a great time reading this awesome job I need more stories Salty he knows the stories I like XD
Before I start the new part of SON and release the final chapter of JP, Here's a Valentine's Day Special (Inspired by @Markd4547 )
SPAR… moreKER'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Snake: We going after this "Wilkerson" guy or what?
Sparker: HELL YEAH EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter: FUCK!
1 Hour Later
Snake: So what now?
Sparker: Well, No one's looking for us so go to the nearest Zoo........
Snake: What wanna fuck a Giraffe?
Sparker: No, I wanna fuck some kid's fun today
Snake: So before we go all "Mega Evil" you want to start out small?
Sparker: Basically.
Snake: Alright I like it Parks the Van think they'll come after us?
Sparker: Doubt the skrubs will, They have bigger problems
Snake: Like what?
Sparker: I tipped that Rambo guy and Smith where they are, so if they don't move their asses they're fucked.
Ticket Lady: Would you like to enter sirs? Would you like the couples pack?
Sparker: The hell's tha… [view original content]
You know what your getting to get with salty awesome, hilarious, random, badass quotes and genius stories how you made such a simple idea as… more a zoo visit so random and brilliant is beyond me I had a great time reading this awesome job I need more stories Salty he knows the stories I like XD
Sparker saved the Elephants
You know what? I think this was a good ending for him.
SPARKER WILL NOT RETURN
Remember that, I was go… morenna have him in DA2 but I'm gonna redo some ideas I had, Sparker will not show up there ALL because of Mark :P
JK, JK, JK, DID I TRICK YOU GUYS? I HOPE I DID, SPARKER WILL BE BACK
Here's the animals Sparker and Snake saw at the zoo
Snakes-
Cougar/Puma/Mountain Lion....Whatever you want to call it-
Giraffe-
Asian Elephants-
SPARKER AND SNAKE ARE THE SAVIORS
Before I start the new part of SON and release the final chapter of JP, Here's a Valentine's Day Special (Inspired by @Markd4547 )
SPAR… moreKER'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Snake: We going after this "Wilkerson" guy or what?
Sparker: HELL YEAH EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter: FUCK!
1 Hour Later
Snake: So what now?
Sparker: Well, No one's looking for us so go to the nearest Zoo........
Snake: What wanna fuck a Giraffe?
Sparker: No, I wanna fuck some kid's fun today
Snake: So before we go all "Mega Evil" you want to start out small?
Sparker: Basically.
Snake: Alright I like it Parks the Van think they'll come after us?
Sparker: Doubt the skrubs will, They have bigger problems
Snake: Like what?
Sparker: I tipped that Rambo guy and Smith where they are, so if they don't move their asses they're fucked.
Ticket Lady: Would you like to enter sirs? Would you like the couples pack?
Sparker: The hell's tha… [view original content]
Wait? Sparker and Snake going to the zoo, riding elephants and stuff? Okay... this is officially the most epic, as well as the most hilarious thing that ever happened in your stories. That was so magnificent
Before I start the new part of SON and release the final chapter of JP, Here's a Valentine's Day Special (Inspired by @Markd4547 )
SPAR… moreKER'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Snake: We going after this "Wilkerson" guy or what?
Sparker: HELL YEAH EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter: FUCK!
1 Hour Later
Snake: So what now?
Sparker: Well, No one's looking for us so go to the nearest Zoo........
Snake: What wanna fuck a Giraffe?
Sparker: No, I wanna fuck some kid's fun today
Snake: So before we go all "Mega Evil" you want to start out small?
Sparker: Basically.
Snake: Alright I like it Parks the Van think they'll come after us?
Sparker: Doubt the skrubs will, They have bigger problems
Snake: Like what?
Sparker: I tipped that Rambo guy and Smith where they are, so if they don't move their asses they're fucked.
Ticket Lady: Would you like to enter sirs? Would you like the couples pack?
Sparker: The hell's tha… [view original content]
I'm telling ya, I will still regret this once he targets the heroes again instead of saving animals XD
But I'm regretting it a bit less now. Sparker and Snake are hilarious and their chaotic but evil schemes will be among the things I'm looking forward the most in Season 2. But I'm still convinced sparing him will cost the good guys dearly.
Wait? Sparker and Snake going to the zoo, riding elephants and stuff? Okay... this is officially the most epic, as well as the most hilarious thing that ever happened in your stories. That was so magnificent
The Shadow of November Part 4: A Helping Hand Chapter 1
Audrey: Well I got my ass down from that roof and ran all the way over here, Think we can find anything?
Joseph: Doubt It....
Peter: Fuck..........
Audrey: I'm gonna have problems down the road........
Joseph: We all will.
Peter: We can't stay here long................
Several Vans pull up
Joseph: Shit....
Peter: We can't pick a fight right now.....
Jordan Smith, Reservoir, and Rambo along with 20 Henchmen step out of the vans
Peter: Damn................. Get ready..............
Jordan: Hunt! You have 10 Seconds to come down or else we'll throw some Grenades up there and smoke you out! 10!
Rambo takes out Bazooka
Jordan: 9!
Reservoir takes out some Grenades and grabs a mega-phone
Reservoir: Greeting dipshits, Oh...Is that LESBIAN up there? Just tell her that her LESBIAN friend is up in hell scissoring with some other Chick
Jordan Smith: Really Rez? She is?? you hear that bitches!? That chick who was with you earlier is SCISSORING with some other fucking bitch in hell! SPOONING HER HARD! OH YEAH!! I SEE ITTT!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audrey: Those assholes..........
Audrey jumps out and starts shooting the henchmen below, 7 Remain
Peter: They're trying to get a reaction out of you, Relax.....
Audrey: You relax dammit!
Jordan Smith: They never learn.........
Reservoir throws some Grenades up and the men start shooting
Joseph: Dammit Guys! I'm over here, Let's go!
Peter: I'm fine! Audrey!? Where are you!?
Audrey: Leave me dammit!
Joseph: What?
Audrey: I'm not getting out of this!
Joseph: Why!?
Audrey: I'm STUCK UNDER SOME SHIT! I CAN'T GET UP, GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE COME UP!!!!
Peter:Leave Audrey OR Save Audrey
Sorry if this Part sucked, Getting back into writing now.
Damn.............It's been a while....
The Shadow of November Part 4: A Helping Hand Chapter 1
Audrey: Well I got my ass down from tha… moret roof and ran all the way over here, Think we can find anything?
Joseph: Doubt It....
Peter: Fuck..........
Audrey: I'm gonna have problems down the road........
Joseph: We all will.
Peter: We can't stay here long................
Several Vans pull up
Joseph: Shit....
Peter: We can't pick a fight right now.....
Jordan Smith, Reservoir, and Rambo along with 20 Henchmen step out of the vans
Peter: Damn................. Get ready..............
Jordan: Hunt! You have 10 Seconds to come down or else we'll throw some Grenades up there and smoke you out! 10!
Rambo takes out Bazooka
Jordan: 9!
Reservoir takes out some Grenades and grabs a mega-phone
Reservoir: Greeting dipshits, Oh...Is that LESBIAN up there? Just tell her that her LESBIAN friend is up in hell scissor… [view original content]
Damn.............It's been a while....
The Shadow of November Part 4: A Helping Hand Chapter 1
Audrey: Well I got my ass down from tha… moret roof and ran all the way over here, Think we can find anything?
Joseph: Doubt It....
Peter: Fuck..........
Audrey: I'm gonna have problems down the road........
Joseph: We all will.
Peter: We can't stay here long................
Several Vans pull up
Joseph: Shit....
Peter: We can't pick a fight right now.....
Jordan Smith, Reservoir, and Rambo along with 20 Henchmen step out of the vans
Peter: Damn................. Get ready..............
Jordan: Hunt! You have 10 Seconds to come down or else we'll throw some Grenades up there and smoke you out! 10!
Rambo takes out Bazooka
Jordan: 9!
Reservoir takes out some Grenades and grabs a mega-phone
Reservoir: Greeting dipshits, Oh...Is that LESBIAN up there? Just tell her that her LESBIAN friend is up in hell scissor… [view original content]
Damn.............It's been a while....
The Shadow of November Part 4: A Helping Hand Chapter 1
Audrey: Well I got my ass down from tha… moret roof and ran all the way over here, Think we can find anything?
Joseph: Doubt It....
Peter: Fuck..........
Audrey: I'm gonna have problems down the road........
Joseph: We all will.
Peter: We can't stay here long................
Several Vans pull up
Joseph: Shit....
Peter: We can't pick a fight right now.....
Jordan Smith, Reservoir, and Rambo along with 20 Henchmen step out of the vans
Peter: Damn................. Get ready..............
Jordan: Hunt! You have 10 Seconds to come down or else we'll throw some Grenades up there and smoke you out! 10!
Rambo takes out Bazooka
Jordan: 9!
Reservoir takes out some Grenades and grabs a mega-phone
Reservoir: Greeting dipshits, Oh...Is that LESBIAN up there? Just tell her that her LESBIAN friend is up in hell scissor… [view original content]
Damn.............It's been a while....
The Shadow of November Part 4: A Helping Hand Chapter 1
Audrey: Well I got my ass down from tha… moret roof and ran all the way over here, Think we can find anything?
Joseph: Doubt It....
Peter: Fuck..........
Audrey: I'm gonna have problems down the road........
Joseph: We all will.
Peter: We can't stay here long................
Several Vans pull up
Joseph: Shit....
Peter: We can't pick a fight right now.....
Jordan Smith, Reservoir, and Rambo along with 20 Henchmen step out of the vans
Peter: Damn................. Get ready..............
Jordan: Hunt! You have 10 Seconds to come down or else we'll throw some Grenades up there and smoke you out! 10!
Rambo takes out Bazooka
Jordan: 9!
Reservoir takes out some Grenades and grabs a mega-phone
Reservoir: Greeting dipshits, Oh...Is that LESBIAN up there? Just tell her that her LESBIAN friend is up in hell scissor… [view original content]
Damn.............It's been a while....
The Shadow of November Part 4: A Helping Hand Chapter 1
Audrey: Well I got my ass down from tha… moret roof and ran all the way over here, Think we can find anything?
Joseph: Doubt It....
Peter: Fuck..........
Audrey: I'm gonna have problems down the road........
Joseph: We all will.
Peter: We can't stay here long................
Several Vans pull up
Joseph: Shit....
Peter: We can't pick a fight right now.....
Jordan Smith, Reservoir, and Rambo along with 20 Henchmen step out of the vans
Peter: Damn................. Get ready..............
Jordan: Hunt! You have 10 Seconds to come down or else we'll throw some Grenades up there and smoke you out! 10!
Rambo takes out Bazooka
Jordan: 9!
Reservoir takes out some Grenades and grabs a mega-phone
Reservoir: Greeting dipshits, Oh...Is that LESBIAN up there? Just tell her that her LESBIAN friend is up in hell scissor… [view original content]
Comments
John was Zachiscool's character, AKA "Rambo"
Incident Report
Known Prisoners at Large: Peterson Hunt, Pines, Joseph Blake, Warren Roldan, Sparker + Possibly More
Remaining Prisoner Amount: 1,575
Remaining Prisoners Status: Terminated
Staff Casualties: 824
Staff Wounded: 913
Remaining Staff Status: Transferred
Current Limbo Status: Abandoned
Comments: The former ward: Phil Cunningham was partly at fault for the incident at Limbo. After further investigation, there were inmates who were falsely charged and didn't deserve to be there. Cunningham was a clear problem with his ego and hiring of possible sleepers but another addition to his failure were the designs, It being in the location that it is, Was a great addition but made it too easy for inmates to leave the premises if they escaped the main containment area. Limbo was a failure due to it weaknesses and I have submitted new plans for a more secure desolate and safer containment unit for international war criminals so even if they do escape the containment region, They won't go far...
- General George L. Whitelock
Does this make you feel better Liquid?
Whoa
XD These stories are so badass among my favourite fanfics ever on this forum your talent for writing is just insanely good salty genius
Before I start the new part of SON and release the final chapter of JP, Here's a Valentine's Day Special (Inspired by @Markd4547 )
SPARKER'S VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Snake: We going after this "Wilkerson" guy or what?
Sparker: HELL YEAH EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Peter: FUCK!
1 Hour Later
Snake: So what now?
Sparker: Well, No one's looking for us so go to the nearest Zoo........
Snake: What wanna fuck a Giraffe?
Sparker: No, I wanna fuck some kid's fun today
Snake: So before we go all "Mega Evil" you want to start out small?
Sparker: Basically.
Snake: Alright I like it Parks the Van think they'll come after us?
Sparker: Doubt the skrubs will, They have bigger problems
Snake: Like what?
Sparker: I tipped that Rambo guy and Smith where they are, so if they don't move their asses they're fucked.
Ticket Lady: Would you like to enter sirs? Would you like the couples pack?
Sparker: The hell's that supposed to mean Mrs. Arendelle Bitch?
Ticket Lady: Sorry, this is my first day, You two just looked like good friends, thhat's all, Sorry about the confusion.
Snake: OH You did not say what I think you just said
Little Boy: HEY! I wanna get SOME FOOD! HURRY UP FAGS!
Sparker: Think you're tough LITTLE MAN!?
Little Boy: Oh Yeah, Faggot, I WILL REK YOU!
Sparker: This isn't the Telltale Forums or anything, Stop trying to act badass
Little Boy kicks Sparker in the ankle
Sparker: You remind me of a kid named Wilson Grabs Little Boy by the throat I HATED WILSON
Little Boy: Mommy HEL- Sparker drops the kid
Mom: What is it Billy?
Sparker: Yes, what is it "Billy"? Stares at Billy
Little Boy: Thought I saw a Unicorn.....
Mom: Boy! What did I tell you bout that Gay ass Shit!? Mom drags little boy away
Snake: Got us the tickets, Let's get this over with.
Sparker: Society's Insane Peeps.............
As Sparker and Snake walks by some Exhibits they stop upon a Reptile Building
Snake: Oh Shit..... Snakes in there....I hate Snakes.....
Sparker: Aint that something.... Snake is afraid of Snakes.....
Snake: Not Afraid...... Just not overly fond of them....
Sparker: Whatever you say........
Snake: Nah, I'm just kidding, I love the small bastards.
Sparker: Kewl then.
Sparker and Snake walk to the Cougar Exhibit
Sparker: Looks badass
Snake: Bitch pregnant?
Cougar hisses at them
Snake: Mood and Swing.
Sparker and Snake walk by a Giraffe Exhibit
Sparker: Why do Giraffe's remind me of THE gays?
Snake: I don't know, Where to next?
Sparker: Let's check out the Asian Elephants, they look kewl
Sparker and Snake walk to the Asian Elephant Exhibit to see the Elephants playing around
Sparker: That's cute.....
Snake: When this species were used in battle, Hell Yeah.
Sparker: This reminds me of the Wilkerson guy and his team.;.... Happy but Ignorant Bitches who have to cause trouble, Then that results in me bringing chaos to balance that, And not to mention is fun.......... EHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Snake: What's the keeper doing?
Zoo Keeper: YOU STUPID FUCKS! Starts beating the Elephant with a baton as the Elephant whimpers in pain and the other Elephant helplessly watches
Snake:Wow......... Good kiddies aren't here
Sparker: Ah, it would toughen em up.
Snake: True......
Sparker: BUT NO ONE HURTS THEM EXCEPT FOR ME Sparker jumps over the fence as Snake follows
Snake: We have a plan?
Sparker: Nope, Just doing......
Zookeeper stops hitting the elephant and stares at Sparker and Snake coming
Zookeeper: Can I help you gentlemen?
Snake: Yes you can Boy........
Zookeeper: Okay.....What do you want?
Snake: I'm part of the Nature and Animal Protection service, I've noticed that you were abusing the cute animal here, So I'm gonna be conficating it cause it now belongs to me and the service.
Zookeeper: Do they belong to you now?
Sparker: Yes, like your life Sparker pulls out knife
Zookeeper: What do you want?
Snake: Fair treatment of this magnificent species.
Zookeeper: And I was providing them with discipline, Can't we all just let it go?
Sparker: LET IT GO!? LET IT GO!?? EHAHAHAHAHAHA Sparker stabs the Zookeeper
Snake: What now?
The two elephants look at the Zookeepers dead body
Snake: Should we start running?
Sparker: Hell Nah
Abused Elephant comes over and grabs Sparker with it's Trunk
Snake: This is gonna be fun.....
Second Elephant comes over to Snake
Snake: Hey big guy or gal.....
Sparker: They're bros.....
Snake: How can you tell?
Sparker: Cause they're not humping eachother, now let's leave this place.
Sparker goes on top of the elephant
Snake: This was "Fun", What now?
Snake goes on top of the other elephant
Sparker: We Ride.....And figure something oiut from there, Once you get to know me better, I just DO things...... But we should get some slushies and start thinking about Wilkerson and his gang.
Snake: Sounds Good..........
Sparker and Snake ride out of the Exhibit into the sunset
Little Boy: MOM! GET OVER HERE!
END OF VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL
Tell me what you guys thought!
Awesome!!
Sparker x Snake = Snaker
Happy Valentine's Day Super
Happy Valentine´s day for you too Salt
Happy Valentine's Day, Salty.
Happy Valentine's Day :P What did you think?
I honestly think this was awesome (i over use the word but its true)
You know what your getting to get with salty awesome, hilarious, random, badass quotes and genius stories how you made such a simple idea as a zoo visit so random and brilliant is beyond me I had a great time reading this awesome job I need more stories Salty he knows the stories I like XD
Thanks
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Oh Great inspiration for this part, What did you think? :P
I liked it.
Also... Is character submission still open... I'd like to know... for... reasons...
Kewl and for Character Submission.............Not Now, I'll think about it for later.
Okay, I'm gonna save this character for Dark Angles 2...
Did you see the Dark Angel 2 Part Names?
Really funny and random I enjoyed the whole thing
Yus
Their pretty neat, I'm really looking forward to it.
Sparker saved the Elephants
You know what? I think this was a good ending for him.
SPARKER WILL NOT RETURN
Remember that, I was gonna have him in DA2 but I'm gonna redo some ideas I had, Sparker will not show up there ALL because of Mark :P
JK, JK, JK, DID I TRICK YOU GUYS? I HOPE I DID, SPARKER WILL BE BACK
Here's the animals Sparker and Snake saw at the zoo
Snakes-
Cougar/Puma/Mountain Lion....Whatever you want to call it-
Giraffe-
Asian Elephants-
SPARKER AND SNAKE ARE THE SAVIORS
And people said sparing him was bad
@LiquidChicagoTed XD
Awesome chapter!
Technically it wasn't a chapter since it isn't part of the main story but thanks!
XD
Wait? Sparker and Snake going to the zoo, riding elephants and stuff? Okay... this is officially the most epic, as well as the most hilarious thing that ever happened in your stories. That was so magnificent
I'm telling ya, I will still regret this once he targets the heroes again instead of saving animals XD
But I'm regretting it a bit less now. Sparker and Snake are hilarious and their chaotic but evil schemes will be among the things I'm looking forward the most in Season 2. But I'm still convinced sparing him will cost the good guys dearly.
Happy Valentine's Day
Damn.............It's been a while....
The Shadow of November Part 4: A Helping Hand Chapter 1
Audrey: Well I got my ass down from that roof and ran all the way over here, Think we can find anything?
Joseph: Doubt It....
Peter: Fuck..........
Audrey: I'm gonna have problems down the road........
Joseph: We all will.
Peter: We can't stay here long................
Several Vans pull up
Joseph: Shit....
Peter: We can't pick a fight right now.....
Jordan Smith, Reservoir, and Rambo along with 20 Henchmen step out of the vans
Peter: Damn................. Get ready..............
Jordan: Hunt! You have 10 Seconds to come down or else we'll throw some Grenades up there and smoke you out! 10!
Rambo takes out Bazooka
Jordan: 9!
Reservoir takes out some Grenades and grabs a mega-phone
Reservoir: Greeting dipshits, Oh...Is that LESBIAN up there? Just tell her that her LESBIAN friend is up in hell scissoring with some other Chick
Jordan Smith: Really Rez? She is?? you hear that bitches!? That chick who was with you earlier is SCISSORING with some other fucking bitch in hell! SPOONING HER HARD! OH YEAH!! I SEE ITTT!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audrey: Those assholes..........
Audrey jumps out and starts shooting the henchmen below, 7 Remain
Peter: They're trying to get a reaction out of you, Relax.....
Audrey: You relax dammit!
Jordan Smith: They never learn.........
Reservoir throws some Grenades up and the men start shooting
Joseph: Dammit Guys! I'm over here, Let's go!
Peter: I'm fine! Audrey!? Where are you!?
Audrey: Leave me dammit!
Joseph: What?
Audrey: I'm not getting out of this!
Joseph: Why!?
Audrey: I'm STUCK UNDER SOME SHIT! I CAN'T GET UP, GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE COME UP!!!!
Peter:Leave Audrey OR Save Audrey
Sorry if this Part sucked, Getting back into writing now.
Its cool salt bro
Again, Just getting back into it
(And Dat Vote Though)
Oh yeah sorry [Save Audrey] i always spare/save determinants
Save Audrey
Great to see it back! Awesome part
Save Audrey
Save Audrey
Awesome Chapter!!!
Save Audrey
Good chapter!