Speaking of zombies, I'm recording a comedy Let's Play of Resident Evil. Since it's my first time playing the game, I'm rather surprised by it. By how much it sucks I mean. How bad the acting is. How many plot holes there are. How this series ever got off the ground.
...Yeah. Resident Evil 2 looks like it may be better.
Yeah I remember when I watched an online blog like thing called Weekly Video Review, Resident Evil won with having the worst acting in game in history.
A good example was you walk into a hallway, and Jill stands there stareing for about 5 minutes before saying "A hallway!"
Speaking of zombies, I'm recording a comedy Let's Play of Resident Evil. Since it's my first time playing the game, I'm rather surprised by it. By how much it sucks I mean. How bad the acting is. How many plot holes there are. How this series ever got off the ground.
...Yeah. Resident Evil 2 looks like it may be better.
The game took a while to find its place. I hear the GameCube remake of the first game is more how it should be. I wouldn't know, since I was saving it until I'd collected the rest of the series, which I haven't, and as such I've only played Zero, 4, and 5.
Speaking of zombies, I'm recording a comedy Let's Play of Resident Evil. Since it's my first time playing the game, I'm rather surprised by it. By how much it sucks I mean. How bad the acting is. How many plot holes there are. How this series ever got off the ground.
...Yeah. Resident Evil 2 looks like it may be better.
But that's why the first game is so great.
Speaking of bad moments, there are multiple times in the game where it's like 'Jim is dead, let's split up!' like it's Scooby Doo or something.
Well, yeah I know they wanted to make a game that payed homage to B-horror movies...so...they created a B-horror game? Congratulations...I guess..to me that just means they intentionally made the game worse than they could have.
I admit, on hilarity alone the game is worth playing. But RE fanboys who take it way too seriously are nuts. Also I love how Wesker went from being the pretend-cool douchebag who wears sunglasses in pitch black to the DARTH VADER of the series. Looking back; that's a petty heavy transition for that character. I'm not sure which sequel I'm most psyched to play; they all sound and look pretty awesome.
And S.T.A.R.S. is the worst special forces team on the entire planet. One thing that disappoints me with this game; I thought I'd be playing as some real badasses, which wouldn't be outside B-movie fashion. But these guys suck; why couldn't Wesker have been a playable character?
Bringing this horrid topic I don't want to bring back up back up;
You know what this means! [cue Back to the Future theme song]
On the other hand; poor MTV. It it's only a mere shadow of what it used to be back in the day. What does the 'M' stand for now, 'mediocre'? I definitely know it doesn't stand for 'music' anymore. The only thing that has to do with music on that channel is the Music Awards. And maaaybee you can count the catchy reality show theme songs.
Fortunately, VH1 has taken its place. Yay!
P.S; yes, almost every time I post in this thread I'm going to have a problem with something. That's just the way I am, and this thread doesn't say that I can't state my opinion to the world or whatever percentage of the world happens to dedicate themselves to the Telltale Community.
I think that the UK had some decent programs before they got cancelled.
Anyway, my own thing. I'm auditioning for a play called the Mousetrap. Anybody got some advice for me? (Besides the obvious "Don't step on the mouse trap.")
I think that the UK had some decent programs before they got cancelled.
Anyway, my own thing. I'm auditioning for a play called the Mousetrap. Anybody got some advice for me? (Besides the obvious "Don't step on the mouse trap.")
Use slapstick humor that bends the laws of physics to fool the cat, which will surely fall for it.
And S.T.A.R.S. is the worst special forces team on the entire planet. One thing that disappoints me with this game; I thought I'd be playing as some real badasses, which wouldn't be outside B-movie fashion. But these guys suck; why couldn't Wesker have been a playable character?
If you play Zero, Bravo team is a bit less disappointing, though they don't really fare any better than Alpha team.
I think that the UK had some decent programs before they got cancelled.
Anyway, my own thing. I'm auditioning for a play called the Mousetrap. Anybody got some advice for me? (Besides the obvious "Don't step on the mouse trap.")
Make sure the diver's facing backwards because forwards doen't work for some reason.
I think that the UK had some decent programs before they got cancelled.
Anyway, my own thing. I'm auditioning for a play called the Mousetrap. Anybody got some advice for me? (Besides the obvious "Don't step on the mouse trap.")
When you get to the big glowy thing at the end of the level just mash A and B together really fast. It won't look like it's working at first but then it'll just die and you'll get the win theme.
Wow, haven't heard that in *years*. First heard it in a sampler CD that came with some magazine that's probably long out of print, and never again since I lost it. Very odd way of presenting a motivational speech, but it's a good'n.
they've got a power and a force like you've never seen before
They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score
No one will ever take them down
they've go the power on their side
Go go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
I have hot water in the shower for the first time in TWO weeks! Bliss.
Bliss? *Thinks Back*
Sam:Hey, Hugh Bliss! Seperate This! (flares, hugh dissolves)
Max: Pasteurized!
Sam: Congratulations, Max! You've won the grand prize: a drink of our villain!
Max: Hey, Hugh bliss! See you on the other side! (He drinks Hugh)
Sam: I can't wait to see the souvenir you keep from this case.
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Ah?
And it's not a mental illness unless it impairs quality of life.
A Scary joke...
Well they haven't locked me up yet!!!!
Or that guy who wrote the extremely helpful Zombie Survival Guide. I love that book.
I can't wait to see how this episode system will work out for them.
...Yeah. Resident Evil 2 looks like it may be better.
A good example was you walk into a hallway, and Jill stands there stareing for about 5 minutes before saying "A hallway!"
Well it was funny the way they put it anyway.
The game took a while to find its place. I hear the GameCube remake of the first game is more how it should be. I wouldn't know, since I was saving it until I'd collected the rest of the series, which I haven't, and as such I've only played Zero, 4, and 5.
But that's why the first game is so great.
Speaking of bad moments, there are multiple times in the game where it's like 'Jim is dead, let's split up!' like it's Scooby Doo or something.
Also, which song is best? The above song, this, or this?
"You are the master of unlocking" justifies the game's existence by itself.
I love that even Capcom finds the shoddy translation hilarious, as evidenced by the "Jill's Sandwiches" store in Dead Rising.
I admit, on hilarity alone the game is worth playing. But RE fanboys who take it way too seriously are nuts. Also I love how Wesker went from being the pretend-cool douchebag who wears sunglasses in pitch black to the DARTH VADER of the series. Looking back; that's a petty heavy transition for that character. I'm not sure which sequel I'm most psyched to play; they all sound and look pretty awesome.
And S.T.A.R.S. is the worst special forces team on the entire planet. One thing that disappoints me with this game; I thought I'd be playing as some real badasses, which wouldn't be outside B-movie fashion. But these guys suck; why couldn't Wesker have been a playable character?
Mine went down. Also nobody posted over the last hour, so either this happened to other people too, or they thought the forum wasn't trendy any more.
Bringing this horrid topic I don't want to bring back up back up;
You know what this means! [cue Back to the Future theme song]
On the other hand; poor MTV. It it's only a mere shadow of what it used to be back in the day. What does the 'M' stand for now, 'mediocre'? I definitely know it doesn't stand for 'music' anymore. The only thing that has to do with music on that channel is the Music Awards. And maaaybee you can count the catchy reality show theme songs.
Fortunately, VH1 has taken its place. Yay!
P.S; yes, almost every time I post in this thread I'm going to have a problem with something. That's just the way I am, and this thread doesn't say that I can't state my opinion to the world or whatever percentage of the world happens to dedicate themselves to the Telltale Community.
I have too many forum accounts, if you're wondering why I lurk so much, which you probably are. [strikeout]I can read minds, you know.[/strikeout]
Drat, that command doesn't work.
I think that the UK had some decent programs before they got cancelled.
Anyway, my own thing. I'm auditioning for a play called the Mousetrap. Anybody got some advice for me? (Besides the obvious "Don't step on the mouse trap.")
Use slapstick humor that bends the laws of physics to fool the cat, which will surely fall for it.
If you play Zero, Bravo team is a bit less disappointing, though they don't really fare any better than Alpha team.
Make sure the diver's facing backwards because forwards doen't work for some reason.
When you get to the big glowy thing at the end of the level just mash A and B together really fast. It won't look like it's working at first but then it'll just die and you'll get the win theme.
Wow, haven't heard that in *years*. First heard it in a sampler CD that came with some magazine that's probably long out of print, and never again since I lost it. Very odd way of presenting a motivational speech, but it's a good'n.
They've got the ability to morph and to even up the score
No one will ever take them down
they've go the power on their side
Go go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Be confident and if you aren't don't let them see it. Just keep pushing yourself, but don't push too much otherwise they'll feel annoyed.
...oh, wait. I forgot this isn't Youtube.
Fix'd.
Hey, stop using stereotypes!
Bliss? *Thinks Back*
Ew.